Beard Quotes Quotes (33 quotes)

“Always keep your muzzle "down range".”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, down-range, funny-quotes, humor, military, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“manful potency
as masterful kissers
requires fecundity
with voluminous whiskers”
― Ollie Bowen, On the Occasion of a Wedding: Eclectic Love Poems

tags: beard-love, beard-quotes, kissing-quotes, poetry-quotes

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“It’s always such a joke, these boys with their beards. A male should wait until he has at least done something before growing one.”
― A.D. Aliwat, In Limbo

tags: accomplishment, beard-quotes, facial-hair, jokes, manhood, youth

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“The beard doesn't turn a goat into a human.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

tags: beard, beard-humor, beard-quotes, goat, goat-quotes, goats

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“The few, the proud, the bearded.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, bearded, love, military, romance, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“I'm a grow-er and a show-er.”
― THIGHBRUSH

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“Aim high, lick low.”
― THIGHBRUSH

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“If you grow it, they will cum.”
― THIGHBRUSH

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“Practice safe sets.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, beards, funny-quotes, humor, practice-safe-sets, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes, work-out

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“Never skip (between the) leg day.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, funny-quotes, humor, leg-day, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes, work-out

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“Finally, a cause worth kneeling for...”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-love, beard-quotes, humor, love-making, love-quotes, political, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“It's not just a beard, it's an adventure.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, bearded, beards, funny-quotes, humor, military, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“Always keep your muzzle down range.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, bearded, beards, down-range, military, tactical, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“No beard, no booty.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, beards

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“No shave "Mow-vember.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, beards, funny-quotes, no-shave-mowvember, no-shave-november, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“The "Lick" of the Irish.”
― THIGHBRUSH

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“Free beard rides available, inquire within.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-loves, beard-quotes, bearded, beards, free-beard-rides, love-quotes, quotes-to-live-by, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“I like mine well hung.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, i-like-mine-well-hung, quotes, quotes-to-live-by, thighbrush-quotes, well-hung

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“#LICKMETOO”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, lick-me, lickmetoo, metoo-metoo, thighbrush

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“Beerd me!”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, beardme, beer, beerd-me, beerdme, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“For those hard to reach places.”
― THIGHBRUSH

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“Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, made-for-a-woman, quotes, strong-enough-for-a-man, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“We'll lick this together.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-love, beard-quotes, sexy-beards, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes, we-ll-lick-this-together

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“Never skip (between the leg) day.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, beards, never-skip-between-the-leg-day, never-skip-leg-day, quotes-to-live-by, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“Happy wives matter.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: all-lives-matter, beard-quotes, beards, happy-wives-matter, quotes, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“Licked and loaded.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, beards, lick, licked-and-loaded, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“For those "special ops".”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, military-quotes, special-ops, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“Swollen labe.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard-quotes, beards, swollen, swollen-labe, tactical, tactical-quotes, thighbrush, thighbrush-quotes

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“Squeal team six.”
― THIGHBRUSH

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“So good it'll make you ink.”
― THIGHBRUSH

tags: beard, beard-quotes, bearded, quotes, so-good-it-ll-make-you-ink, tattoos, thighbrush-quotes

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