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Justin Halpern


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Shitmydadsays

Genre
Humor, Biographies & Memoirs

Influences
Samuel Halpern


I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.

In the pic, I am on the far right and dad is one the far left. That's a friend between us. ...more

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Justin Halpern's Blog

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"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."

"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."
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Published on November 11, 2010 12:22
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Combine Editions

Average rating: 3.96 · 179,856 ratings · 10,996 reviews · 6 distinct works • Similar authors
Sh*t My Dad Says
3.98 avg rating — 158,667 ratings — published 2010 — 77 editions
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I Suck at Girls
3.79 avg rating — 19,808 ratings — published 2012 — 29 editions
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More Sh*t My Dad Says
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Cartel II: Summer, 2012
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Quotes by Justin Halpern  (?)
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“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
― Justin Halpern (Sh*t My Dad Says)
tags: dad, justin-halpern, shitmydadsays
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“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
tags: humor
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“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
― Justin Halpern
tags: humor
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