| “ | How did you know I needed you? | „ |
| ~ The strippers distortedly singing "You Sexy Thing". |
The Dead Girl Strippers are minor antagonists of The Alfred Alfer Movie, starring as the titular main antagonists of the film's second segment, Dead Girl Strip Club.
They are a repulsive group of necromanced women who perform in Where The Dead Go To Drink, a bar/strip club/brothel inhabited by dead people, who are used to coerce the film's protagonist, Alfred the Dog, into committing necrophilia, bringing him to new lows of evil.
Biography[]
After being abandoned in the land of Where The Dead Go To Die by Labby, a heartbroken Alfred Alfer treks through the wasteland until he comes upon a cemetery littered with walking skeletons holding bottles of beer, all surrounding a large tomb with a neon sign reading "WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DRINK". Alfred enters the tomb, which is acting a booze joint, and takes a seat at the bar. As he mopes, the singers upon the stage sing distortedly, wail in agony and lumber around on the stage.
A mysterious black figure lurking behind the curtain starts messing with an electrical lever, causing the singing zombies to perk up, begin flailing around, dancing quickly and singing loudly. At the same time, Alfred begins taking a bunch of drugs and alcohol, causing him to match the tone of the singers, begin dancing along, running around and having sex with the skeletons. When the figure turns the electricity down, Alfred comes down from his high, causing him to hallucinate Labby speaking to him through the red shot glasses and Alfred's shadow. Labby Alfred encourages Alfred to commit suicide as a skeleton places a revolver on the table next to Alfred's drink, however the figure behind the curtain has different plans.
The figure pulls the singer off the stage with a long cane and replaces him with a decaying (albeit conventionally attractive) corpse of a blonde stripper wearing lingerie. Alfred immediately notices the stripper in the bar's mirror and falls in love right away, halting his suicide. The shadowy figure, who is now masturbating, turns the electricity up to the max, causing a light above Alfred's head to shatter and resemble the headpiece of an electric chair (foreshadowing his fate at the end of the film) and also causes the stripper to violently convulse. As more decaying strippers appear on stage, Alfred joins them and tries to have his way with them, until the electricity becomes too much for the corpses and begins melting their skin, showing their bones and maggots. Alfred, disgusted, has second thoughts about his intentions, but it's too late. The strippers force themselves on Alfred.
Alfred wakes up the next morning in the club surrounded by all the violated dead bodies at the club, screaming in terror at what he sees before him, as well as the maggots on his private area. He's terrified, but then begins to switch to an alter named Lucifer, who is very pleased at all the dead bodies he sees around him. He grabs a bunch of body parts, stuffs them into a garbage bag, and heads off on his merry way.
Trivia[]
- Two zombie women can be seen doing the Alfred Christ dance at the start of Alfred Christ before Alfred rises from his tomb. It could be possible that these were the inspiration for the Dead Girl Strippers.
- Due to their similar appearances, one could theorise that one or two of the Dead Girl Strippers are Emily Youcis after the events of EAT MY ROTTEN MEAT 2012, having possibly lost her life(s) after the creation of the land of Where The Dead Go To Die.
