| Mad Willy Hurtzya | |
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| Gender |  Male
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| Age |  Adult
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| Life state |  Sim |
| Biography | |
| Willy has been wallowing in obscurity for years. This has made him a little bitter, but you don't have to take it! | |
| Family | |
| Family | Hurtzya family |
| Appearance | |
| Body shape |  Thin
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| Other information | |
| Game | The Sims Bustin' Out (handheld)
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| Playability | NPC |
| Neighborhood | SimValley |
| “ | Hey. My boxing coach calls me 'Mad' Willy Hurtzya. Not because I'm angry, but because I'm fearless. | ” |
—Mad Willy Hurtzya in The Sims: Bustin' Out for handheld
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Mad Willy Hurtzya is an NPC Sim featured in The Sims: Bustin' Out for handheld. Over the years, Mad Willy has become bitter due to obscurity, but you don't have to take it. You have to beat him in boxing in one of the missions. His name is a pun of "Mad Willy hurts you".
Simology[]
Personality type
This Sim has a Mean personality type in The Sims Bustin' Out (handheld). This Sim will react with a +1 to all interactions for each of the following that applies to the player character:
- 3 or less Nice points.
- 7 or more Outgoing points.
| Interaction | Dialogue | |
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| Annoy | -4 | Are you trying to get me to punch you right here, right now? Is that what you're doing? |
| Apologize | -1 | I don't take apologies from wimps who apologize. |
| Brag | -3 | You think so huh? Why don't you prove it, kid - right here and right now! |
| Call Name | +1 | That's just one more sign that the world is turning in my favor! |
| Cheer Up | 0 | You wanna go 10 rounds! |
| Complain | -3 | Shut yer face, you little squealer! |
| Compliment | +1 | Why you little... wait, did you just say something nice? |
| Joke | +1 | I've heard that one. We hear all the best stuff in the gym. |
| Flirt | +1 | My trainer says I can't fraternize. |
| Insult | -4 | You are three seconds away from a fat lip, kiddo. |
| Intimidate | +2 | Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME? |
| Gossip | 0 | I don't know where you're hearing this, but if it involves me it's a darn lie! |
| Discuss Interests | -2 | I don't know about that... Other than boxing, everything is so boring. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | I'm not the best guy to tell secrets, but I can't hear too well anymore anyway. |
| Tease | 0 | I don't get it... |
| Tickle | +2 | That feels like your punches! |
| Hug (Accept) | +3 | N/A |
| Hug (Reject) | -5 | No way, the Ref will call a break. |
| Friendly Kiss (Accept) | +4 | N/A |
| Friendly Kiss (Reject) | -5 | I'll ring your bell! |
| Passionate Kiss (Accept) | +4 | N/A |
| Passionate Kiss (Reject) | -5 | You can kiss these gloves! |
| Accept Gift | N/A | Thanks Champ! |
| Reject Gift | N/A | Sorry, I can't pick anything up with these gloves on. |
| Give Errand (Accept) | N/A | Yeah! This trophy was won by Apollo Cretin, Heavyweight Titan of the World... could you show it to [Sim]? |
| Give Errand (Reject) | N/A | Not now! I'm in training! |
| Recieve Errand (On Time) | Record time! Here's your prize money: [Amount] simoleons. | |
| Recieve Errand (Late) | Man I thought you were KO'd! Next time snap to it! | |
| End Conversation | N/A | See ya next bout! |
| Reject Roommate | 0 | No way man, there's only room for me in this ring. |
| Angry | N/A | Speak one more word, and it will be the last one you ever say. |
| Interaction | Player Dialogue | |||
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| Annoy | -4 | I hope those gloves are regulation size? | I hope you're polite to the people you beat up. | Boxing is just SO violent, don't you think? |
| Apologize | -1 | Sorry this town is full of weaklings. | Sorry there's no place to hold a real boxing match. | Pardon my pretty face. |
| Brag | -3 | I'm the king of the world! | My hands are deadly weapons. | I'm fast and sly, just like a cheetah. |
| Call Name | +1 | You sting like a butterfly. | ||
| Cheer Up | 0 | Cheer up. Your nose doesn't look that broken. | You sure look like you know what you're doing. | You're one of my role models... sometimes. |
| Complain | -3 | I don't think you are being very nice to the people you fight. | Could you not make so much noise when you train? | I don't know if boxing is very good for my health. |
| Compliment | +1 | I'd rather be playing Cricket or Ping-Pong. | You remind me of my favorite actor who played a boxer. | I'll bet you could do ten million push ups! |
| Joke | +1 | Did you hear the joke about the blind referee? | Did you hear the joke about the Boxer with glass fists? | What do you get when you cross a boxer with a bowl of pudding? |
| Flirt | +1 | So... how many rounds CAN you go? | ||
| Insult | -4 | You aren't fit to ride a tricycle. | Your nose has more corners than a city street. | Your ears look like puffy sponges. |
| Intimidate | +2 | You talk big, buster, but I could deflate you in a second. | I'm smarter, faster, and better looking that you'll ever be. | I'm going to tell your mom how badly you treat other boxers. |
| Gossip | 0 | I hear my Uncle Hayseed once considered being your manager. | I hear Nicki Knack tried to sell you a championship belt from 1934. | I hear Mel Odious has a tough time relaxing. |
| Discuss Interests | -2 | Through boxing I got interested in archery and weaving. | I'm really just into boxing for the belts. | I like boxing because it's so real! |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Psst! I know you fill your gloves with marbles. | Psst! I've never actually been hit before. | Psst! I get tired just climbing into the ring. |
| Tease | 0 | Ever thought about joining the circus? | You barely sting like a mosquito. | You smell like a garden of flowers. |
| Tickle | +2 | I'll bet you're ticklish! | ||
| Hug | How about a hug before Round 2? | |||
| Friendly Kiss | How about I kiss those wounds away? | |||
| Passionate Kiss | My kisses pack more punch than your left hook. | |||
| Give Gift | N/A | I've got something for you! | ||
| Ask for Errand | N/A | Is there anything to do? | ||
| End Conversation | N/A | Catch ya later! | ||
| Interaction | Player Dialogue | |||
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| Annoy | -4 | Have you considered teaching kindergarten? | Do you LIVE in that ring? | Why don't you ever smile? |
| Apologize | -1 | Sorry but you seem to be misunderstanding me. | I apologize for anything I may say to upset you. | Sorry for talking all the time. |
| Brag | -3 | I'm heavyweight champion of my mind. | I'll knock you out before you can say 'ouch.' | Most of my friends call me 'Marvelous' [Player]. |
| Call Name | +1 | You punch-drunk meathead! | ||
| Cheer Up | 0 | Once you win the title, you don't have to fight for a whole year. | We could always start a security guard business. | You still have plenty of time to train before the 2008 Olympics. |
| Complain | -3 | Do you really have to hit people so hard? | I was hoping to learn how to box without sweating. | If I lose a match, can we pretend it never happened? |
| Compliment | +1 | If I were a superhero, I'd hire you as my sidekick. | You have the quickest combinations I've ever seen. | You have fastest jab in this Gym. |
| Joke | +1 | Did you hear the joke about the squared circle? | Did you hear the joke about the 31-round grudge match? | How many referees does it take to change a light bulb? |
| Flirt | +1 | Do you do everything with those gloves on? | ||
| Insult | -4 | Do you know any words longer than two syllables? | Didn't I see your mom beating you up yesterday? | I've seen hippos move quicker than you. |
| Intimidate | +2 | You lard-faced pool of dog sweat! | I could ruin your career with a single word to Eddie. | Cross me and I'll unleash Dusty Hogg on you. |
| Gossip | 0 | I hear Hester Primm likes to watch you train through the window. | I hear Daschell Swank is an ex-boxer himself. | I hear Chet R. Chase is running from the law in 34 states. |
| Discuss Interests | -2 | I love building things with my bare hands and then breaking them. | I love losing weight! | I enjoy running up and down long flights of stairs very quickly. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Psst! I'm so tired of running. | Psst! I'm not scared of anyone except my Uncle. | Psst! I heard a rumor the mayor wants to challenge you. |
| Tease | 0 | You'd be a handsome dude if it wasn't for your face. | Is this really the way to solve anything? | Maybe you need a better name like 'Buttercup' or 'Daisy.' |
| Tickle | +2 | I'll bet you're ticklish! | ||
| Hug | How about a hug before Round 2? | |||
| Friendly Kiss | How about I kiss those wounds away? | |||
| Passionate Kiss | My kisses pack more punch than your left hook. | |||
| Give Gift | N/A | I've got something for you! | ||
| Ask for Errand | N/A | Is there anything to do? | ||
| End Conversation | N/A | Catch ya later! | ||
| Interaction | Player Dialogue | |||
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| Annoy | -4 | Can you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee? | Do you have any brain damage? | Why can't you just thumb-wrestle your opponents? |
| Apologize | -1 | Sorry for not wanting to punch people in the face. | Pardon my good manners. | Excuse me for wanting to live another day. |
| Brag | -3 | Rain or shine, day or night - I can't be beat. | I'm so tough, when I go swimming the ocean gets out of my way. | People call my left hook 'The Big Bang.' |
| Call Name | +1 | You yellow-bellied, no chicken-catching weakling. | ||
| Cheer Up | 0 | Don't worry I've seen more blood at a slaughter house. | At least you can lose and still get paid millions of Simoleons. | Cheer up! Eyes can't be swollen shut forever. |
| Complain | -3 | Do we really have to wear those shorts? | I don't mind you hitting my arms - it's the face and body I worry about. | Boxing just isn't very much fun if you lose. |
| Compliment | +1 | How does it feel to be heavy weight champion of your own mind? | You're as solid as a brick wall, and twice as mean! | You're a one man army! |
| Joke | +1 | This is beautiful - the shortest poem ever written: Me... We. | Did you hear the joke about the champ who trained with ice cream? | What do you get when you cross a promoter with a Million Simoleons. |
| Flirt | +1 | How about we go a few rounds? | ||
| Insult | -4 | I've never seen such enormous bruises! | Your face is about as pretty as a modern-art masterpiece. | Didn't I see you running from a cat the other day? |
| Intimidate | +2 | You're a fraud, a sham, a nobody! | I've got a black belt in karate, pal. | You want to arm wrestle, big guy? |
| Gossip | 0 | I hear Claire Clutterbell is writing a book on boxing. | I hear Nora Zeal-Ott wants to ban boxing. | I hear Maximillian Moore has given you more than 1,000 stitches. |
| Discuss Interests | -2 | I am very fond of sleeping for 10 or 12 hours at a time. | I like cooking after a long day of fighting. | I like meeting new friends so long as they don't try to beat me up. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Psst! I can't remember the last time I had a haircut. | Psst! I'm too sane for this town. | Psst! I don't own a pair of boxing gloves. |
| Tease | 0 | Every time I see you I just laugh and laugh. | I consider you one of the best of my least favorite people. | The only reason I look up to you is because you're taller than me. |
| Tickle | +2 | I'll bet you're ticklish! | ||
| Hug | How about a hug before Round 2? | |||
| Friendly Kiss | How about I kiss those wounds away? | |||
| Passionate Kiss | My kisses pack more punch than your left hook. | |||
| Give Gift | N/A | I've got something for you! | ||
| Ask for Errand | N/A | Is there anything to do? | ||
| End Conversation | N/A | Catch ya later! | ||
| Hour | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
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| 12:00 AM | |||||||
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| 3:00 AM | |||||||
| 4:00 AM | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park |
| 5:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 6:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 7:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 8:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 9:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 10:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 11:00 AM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 12:00 PM | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Dr. Turing Memorial Park |
| 1:00 PM | Outside Club Rubb | Outside Club Rubb | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Outside Club Rubb | Outside Club Rubb | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Outside Club Rubb |
| 2:00 PM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 3:00 PM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 4:00 PM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 5:00 PM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 6:00 PM | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center Upstairs | Flex-Dome Fitness Center | Flex-Dome Fitness Center |
| 7:00 PM | Near Clock Tower | Near Clock Tower | Near Clock Tower | Near Clock Tower | Near Clock Tower | Someshine Sands Beach | Someshine Sands Beach |
| 8:00 PM | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Someshine Sands Beach | Someshine Sands Beach |
| 9:00 PM | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner |
| 10:00 PM | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar | Burning Spoke Biker Bar |
| 11:00 PM |
| Gift Items | |||
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 Book of Poetry |
 Bouquet of Flowers |
 Box of Chocolates |
 Comic Book |
| Reject | Reject | Accept | Accept |
 Gold Ring |
 Jailhouse Teddy |
 Olde Salty Action Figure |
 Red Rose |
| Accept | Accept | Accept | Reject |
| Story Items | |||
| Blueprints | Chickens | Crowbar | Family Album |
| Reject | Reject | Reject | Reject |
| Fishing Pole | Flyer | Helmet | Less Than Grand Painting |
| Reject | Accept | Reject | Reject |
| Object D'Arte | Urn | Various Books | Velocirooster |
| Reject | Reject | Reject | Reject |
Gallery[]
Mad Willy as he appears in The Sims Bustin' Out
Mad Willy on the loading screen for The Sims: Bustin Out for the Nokia N-Gage
Other languages[]
| Language | The Sims Bustin' Out |
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| English | Mad Willy Hurtzya |
| Spanish | Poli Pegamuxo |
| Dutch | Willy de Mepper |
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