Yule Love It!

Yule Love It! is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing An Early Christmas Present Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents. Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide. It doesn't say that in the Bible! Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing. But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins. Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p... Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate? Task: "Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and take 6 seconds. We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice. But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm? But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth! "Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary! In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun! Message Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival? "Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid. Don't mock my religious beliefs! You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you? No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job. Task: "Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign". Task: "Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds. Nice sign, sweetie! Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival? You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly! Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

Act 1[edit]

The following quest stage only took part in Act 1 After completing Pt. 2 Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods! It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage. Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs. Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs-- Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and-- Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm". Task: "Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 6 seconds. Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip! I guess there is a certain logic there. Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 2[edit]

The following quest stage only took part in Act 2, if Pt. 3 wasn't done in Act 1 Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods! It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage. Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs. Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain-- Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be! At least it's historically accurate. So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows. If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan. Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library". Task: "Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 6 seconds. This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols... Willie... you CAN read, right? Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Satyr Willie

Pt. 4[edit]

Act 1[edit]

The following quest stage only took part in Act 1 After completing Pt. 3 I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead! Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself. It's... disturbing. Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for. Task: "Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack". Task: "Make Willie Carve More Selfies". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 6 seconds. Willie, what do you carve these out of? Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later. That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art! Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 2[edit]

The following quest stage only took part in Act 2, if Pt. 3 wasn't done in Act 1 After completing Pt. 3 (Act 2) All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute. Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing. Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence? I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference. Stupid old gods. What rubes. Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 seconds. Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty. Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

From December 9, 2016 until event end Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male! SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM! Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land. Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas? We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em! Task: "Make Ned Sing Carols". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lovejoy Sing Carols". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival" (x6). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or Brown House and take 4 hours. It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat. How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements? This isn't over... Message What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th! Message Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes! Quest reward: 25/25 and 10

Characters that can do the "Attend the Pagan Carnival" task are: