Jerry Driscoll

Mr. Jerome "Jerry" Driscoll is the skeleton in Mrs. Driscoll's science class, the home economics teacher at Norrisville High, and Mrs. Driscoll's late husband.

Appearance[]

When he was alive, Jerry was a portly human with long legs, messy dark brownish green hair, and black eyes. He wore a greyish white lab coat, red bow tie, yellow shirt, dark green trousers, and black shoes.

He is currently a white skeleton that still wears his red bow tie. However, he briefly had glowing yellow eyes when he was undead.

Personality[]

As seen in "Dawn of the Driscoll," in which he is accidentally brought back to life with the Art of Healing by Randy, Jerry is insane and ambitious, desiring to destroy the world and eventually the universe. He desperately wants to be named valedictorian, and he doesn't give up on the dream until his wife explains it to him. He holds a grudge against his college rival, Willem Viceroy, for exposing his plans to authorities and getting him arrested. In revenge, he kidnaps Viceroy, who is actually Howard dressed up as Viceroy, to witness him as he unleashes his doomsday device. However, Jerry does love his wife. He gets distracted when he sees her, giving the Ninja an opportunity to defeat him, and decides not to go through with his plan because he wouldn't be together with Marlene anymore.

Usually seen dead, Mrs. Driscoll pretends that Jerry's skeleton alive by moving his mouth while talking for him in a deep voice like a ventriloquist, a poor one since her lips can always be seen moving. As portrayed by Mrs. Driscoll, Jerry is very flirtatious with his wife, and both kiss in class, which disgusts her students. In order to save up money for a cruise--Mrs. Driscoll knows about it but doesn't want him to find out--Jerry becomes the teacher of home economics class in "Nukid on the Block."

Relationships[]

Mrs. Driscoll[]

Jerry was deeply in love with Mrs. Driscoll, the only person he had ever displayed any affection for. In fact, she was the reason of why he got distracted from his world destruction plan.

Not much of his interactions are known between Jerry and Mrs. Driscoll when he was alive, but Mrs. Driscoll loves having him making skeleton puns after he is deceased. However, she agrees that Jerry is too dangerous to be alive or undead, and he is much more tame with being an inanimate skeleton.

Viceroy[]

Due to Viceroy having stolen credit from Jerry's own Doomsday Device and getting Jerry arrested in the first place, Jerry, even post-mortem, loathes Viceroy with a great passion as his enemy.

Randy Cunningham/Norrisville Ninja[]

Jerry, upon being temporarily revived, had no respect the Ninja, despite not knowing the Ninja's true identity. He even went as far as to harm Howard just to challenge the Ninja. Nonetheless, Ninja ultimately succeeded in thwarting his plan on destroying the universe.

Trivia[]

• It is unknown how he died, but Mrs. Driscoll has implied that there's a funny story behind it.
• He likes to make Halloween or skeleton-related puns.
  • Even though he's dead, Mrs. Driscoll makes him say a lot of skeleton puns as well.
• Except in "Dawn of the Driscoll," he is always shown as a lifeless skeleton.
• The fact that his skeleton was able to come back to life means Marlene Driscoll actually leads around a real human skeleton.
• In "M-M-M-my Bologna," he is the third person to trip Randy Cunningham when he's running through the halls of Norrisville High, after Howard and Miss Wickwhacker.

Gallery[]

Monster Dump[]

Attack of the Killer Potatoes[]

Dawn of the Driscoll[]

Stanks Like Teen Spirit[]

Miscellaneous[]

Quotes[]

• "Are you ready to die?"
• "DOOMSDAY is coming!"
• "I'm armed ... and DANGEROUS!"