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  • Sperm Boat (2013)
  • TV Movie | 11 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Sperm Boat (2013)
TV Movie | 11 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

A young, enthusiastic cop gets the job of his life: loss-prevention officer on an enormous cruise ship, Song of America. And immediately regrets it. He was expecting travel to beautiful destinations on a spectacular and floating resort, ...See moreA young, enthusiastic cop gets the job of his life: loss-prevention officer on an enormous cruise ship, Song of America. And immediately regrets it. He was expecting travel to beautiful destinations on a spectacular and floating resort, but instead he's a Boat Cop on a trashy cruise ship staffed by criminals and piloted by an insane Scandinavian captain who sets a course for the most ridiculous sci-fi adventures imaginable that also involve midnight bacon buffets. Written by Matt Harrigan See less
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18 cast members
Name Known for
Peter Stormare
Captain Captain   See fewer
Nick Fondulis
Dennis Dennis   See fewer
Lavell Crawford
Smokestack Smokestack   See fewer
Elizabeth Alderfer
Johnette Johnette   See fewer
Billy Stevenson
Doctor Panetta Doctor Panetta   See fewer
Steve Mellor
Van Dyke Van Dyke   See fewer
Mike Benitez
Sea Monster Sea Monster   See fewer
Danny Doskis
Stunt passenger Stunt passenger   See fewer
Wayne Justus Felber
Husband Eaten By Sea Monster Husband Eaten By Sea Monster   See fewer
JLynne Herrington
Bikini passenger Bikini passenger   See fewer
Tommy O'Brien
Stunt Passenger Stunt Passenger   See fewer
Gerald Owens
Husband Husband   See fewer
Brandiss Seward
Ladies (as Brandiss Lashai Seward) Ladies (as Brandiss Lashai Seward)   See fewer
Mary Tischbein
Grieving Wife Grieving Wife   See fewer
Dave Duda
Actor (uncredited) Actor (uncredited)   See fewer
Jody Duda
Actress (uncredited) Actress (uncredited)   See fewer
Scott Getz
Ships Passenger (uncredited) Ships Passenger (uncredited)   See fewer
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