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“ It's cold out here. „
~ Max amateurish trying to find his contact
“ Max was a traitor who deserved to die, In the end he did his country a favor, by doing himself in. Danke schön, Dummkopf. „
~ The narrator describes Max

Max is the villainous main protagonist of episode 612 called Spyanide from the American Socufiction anthology television series 1000 ways to die. He’s an American amateur spy waiting for his contact on his first spy mission.

He was portrayed by Alexander von Roon.

What Makes him Pathetic?[]

  • In World War II he sympathized with the German Nazi regime.
  • He decided to help the Nazis actively by being a spy who transmits useful information and secrets from the U.S..
  • What makes it even worse, Max is actually a U.S. citizen himself. That means he trys actively to betray his own nation. Meaning he commits nothing short but high treason.
    • That means that nobody in the United States means anything to him.

What Makes him a Pinhead?[]

  • He knows that his contact wanted to meet him at this particular point but seemingly he has absolutely no idea how to sign this person that he's the spy with the wanted informations.
    • He talks to absolutely everybody in the area with the question if the weather is too cold today on a seemingly sunny day and if the person doesn't agree he won't say a word again to this person. This makes him extremely suspicious.
    • Not to mention that he asks with the most obvious German accent as possible.
  • Finally a woman doesn't agree with his too cold weather and Max told her everything he has. But It's completely clear that she isn't the contact he searched for at all.
  • In the end he killed himself with a cyanide pill after a man ran after him with his notebook which Max forgot on a bench.
    • That he forgets his notebook with all the evidence of his high treason is stupid enough but that contact was the only reason he ever went to this area and the notebook was the only thing he brought to this area.
    • Also his suicide was absolutely unenessary because the person who brought him his notebook never watched what was actually written and just wanted to give it back to Max.

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