Sean Brown is an unseen character in Grand Theft Auto V.
History[]
Background[]
Brown is a journalist for the Liberty Tree.
Events of Grand Theft Auto V[]
During the story of GTA V, Brown will write three internet articles which can be found on Eyefind: "Crowdsourcing brings cheesy idea to reality.", "Software executive murdered.", and "Wearable computing gets real - iFruit Shoes."
Online Articles[]
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Crowdsourcing brings cheesy idea to reality. |
| Sean Brown - Liberty Tree | |
| Crowdsourcing has financed another idiotic idea on website Beseecher. Entrepeneur Scott Yuthers says he has enough money to start the businesses called Chesesus where he sculpts deities out of different cheeses and sells them to weddings and bar mitzvahs. He said that people enjoy eating statues of cheese, or at least he does. | |
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Software executive murdered. |
| Sean Brown - Liberty Tree | |
| Facade's Jackson Skinner, the Head of Product Development, has been murdered. Outspoken Skinner, who was always unapologetic about Facade's aggressive licensing policies and ruthless domination of the operating system market, had found himself at the center of a data mining scandal in recent weeks. On its own, this wouldn't be motive enough to suggest a conspiracy but, following in the wake of the Bilkinton and Redwood assassinations, many are starting to ask the question - is there a vendetta against corporate greed happening in Los Santos? We will continue to report on this story during any gaps in far more important East Coast news. | |
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Wearable computing gets real - iFruit Shoes. |
| Sean Brown - Liberty Tree | |
| Bill Owen was skeptical at first. "Electronic shoes that tell me where to walk, guide me to deals, help me avoid bad areas of town, yeah right, that's just a dream!" said Owen. But that dream will become a reality with next quarter's launch of new Ifruit shoes, the wearable computing wonder announced by the electronics company famously known for its overpriced phones and tablets. The company also announced Ifruit underwear which vibrates when you are near a bathroom or fellow Ifruit underwear user interested in quick anonymous sex. | |