Tickling Quotes

“Happiness has two hands: one with strength for lifting up heavy hearts and a gentle hand for tickling.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

“I am grateful for hands to tickle with. Not so grateful for that process in reverse, however.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, and Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

“Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half of winter. A Quinn is like a queen, but draggier, and cheaper to buy and use for personal gain, unless you’re suspicious that you’re poor and illiterate like Jarod Kintz, in which case Quinns could be the spirits of your dead relatives, come to haunt you until you gather a massive fortune through selling books on the internet, to send some back in time through a portal you bought from the NSA, so they would have lived better lives without having to move a finger for their fortune. Oh, yah, and since they aren’t - they’re blue, like smurfs, yet they turn purple whenever tickled on the belly, which is something they seem to rather dislike, since they start biting and scratching when it happens, for no good reason, I might add.”
― Will Advise, Nothing is here...

“It is wonderful,
this whole business
of tickling and kissing
God every night.”
― Kamand Kojouri

“How could tickling, even though it causes laughter, be at the same time such a vicious form of torture?

Sitting on the edge of my bed, I thought it through.

I came to the conclusion, at last, that it was like this: Tickling and learning were much the same thing. When you tickle yourself—ecstasy; but when anyone else tickles you—agony.”
― Alan Bradley, As Chimney Sweepers Come to Dust

“He stops walking and grasps both of my hands to stop me. He narrows his eyes at me. "You’ve never been tickled? Ever?” His lips curl in a wickedly sexy smile. “You’re a tickle…virgin?”
I nod and tilt my head down, looking demure. He makes it sound so erotic. I finally find my voice. “It wasn’t a virginity I ever focused on.”
― Isabelle Joshua, The Swallow

“—I can make Skell laugh if I really have to, but I have to take off one of his boots first.

—That went by just a little fast, Torl.

—It’s terribly hard to tickle the bottom of a man’s foot when he’s wearing boots, commander.”
― David Eddings, The Treasured One

“Sometimes it's the hands that take life too seriously that tickle us to no end.”
― Curtis Tyrone Jones

“It's nonsensical the way you tickle my ventricles and use many magical mirrors to show me I'm identical to everything that's invincible.”
― Curtis Tyrone Jones

“There was hallucinogenic music on in the background that sounded like a migraine and a woman being tortured by tickling”
― David Mitchell, Ghostwritten