"It's like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy."
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This is a list of Dorothy Zbornak's quotes.
The Golden Girls [ ] Season 1 [ ]
“I taught a class today. The finest school in Dade County. Two girls had shaved heads and three boys had green hair. ”
— Dorothy's first line in the series; "The Engagement " (1985)[1]
“Rose , he left me thirty-eight years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, ‘On arrival, give the passengers a lei.’ She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.
— Dorothy explaining her divorce to Rose, "The Engagement " (1985)[2]
“I don't believe he put his big manly arms around your alleged tiny little waist. ”
— Dorothy doesn't believe Blanche's accusation; "The Triangle " (1985)[3]
“I'm finished, but I'm not coming out because this is the most quiet I've had in months. ”
— Dorothy talking to her mother as she fixes the sink; "Blanche and the Younger Man " (1985)[4]
““Blanche, you caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked with an Oreo in my mouth. We have no secrets. ”
— "The Truth Will Out", 1986[6]
Season 2 [ ]
“I hope one day you meet the woman of your dreams, but who are you and why are you in our bathroom? ”
— "Vacation ", 1986[7]
“As a child during the Depression, I had to have my wisdom teeth extracted by a shoemaker. That was more fun than this. ”
— "Vacation", 1986[8]
Season 3 [ ] Season 4 [ ] Season 5 [ ] “She does consider herself the Godfather; I'll just make her an offer she can't remember. ”
— Dorothy explaining to Blanche how she would get Sophia to her and Stan's second re-marriage
Season 6 [ ] To be added.
Season 7 [ ] References [ ]
↑ The Golden Girls ,The Engagement ". Harris, Susan (writer) & Sandrich, Jay (director) (September 14th, 1985)↑ The Golden Girls ,The Engagement ". Harris, Susan (writer) & Sandrich, Jay (director) (September 14th, 1985)↑ The Golden Girls ,The Triangle ". Hervey, Winifred (writer) & Drake, Jim (director) (October 19th, 1985)↑ The Golden Girls Blanche and the Younger Man ". Berg, James and Zimmerman, Stan (writers) & Drake, Jim (director) (November 16th, 1985)↑ The Golden Girls The Truth Will Out ”. Beavers, Susan (writer) & Hughes, Terry (director) {January 18th, 1986)↑ The Golden Girls The Truth Will Out ”. Beavers, Susan (writer) & Hughes, Terry (director) {January 18th, 1986)↑ The Golden Girls Vacation ”. Hervey, Winifred (writer) & Hughes, Terry (director) (November 29th, 1986)↑ The Golden Girls Vacation ”. Hervey, Winifred (writer) & Hughes, Terry (director) (November 29th, 1986) 
