The Past Is Never Past script
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Oh, where in the world could he be...?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Oh, it's you! I don't suppose you bumped into Inspector Hildibrand roaming about, have you? Making his inquiries?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Oh... Ever since Shigure got detained by the Sekiseigumi, the inspector's been busy looking into the affairs of Master Akebono, but to no avail...
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Hildibrand
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Never fear, my faithful assistants! I have returned!
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Hildibrand
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Your unwavering loyalty to the pursuit of honor and justice and a hard-boiled egg is to be commended, my good woman/man. I might go so far as to say that, in all my years as an inspector, I have known no fan more passionate than you!
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Hildibrand
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But speaking of fans─during the course of my investigation into the darker rumors concerning Master Akebono, I received a mysterious missive I can but presume was penned by one of my many admirers!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Gosh, Inspector Hildibrand! Even in the Far East, you've got yourself a following! Can I see it?
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Hildibrand
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Certainly, Nashu!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Hmm, that's interesting. It's definitely not written by a Hingan, but they don't seem to be too good with their Eorzean letters...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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"Yea...something-something of Light...you who seeks the strongest of swords, the Soboro Sukehiro, know that I have laid claim to this most priceless treasure.“
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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"If you would make it yours, meet me upon Kugane Ohashi, for a duel to end all duels. Sincerely, you-know-who.“
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Hildibrand
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The something-something of Light, you say? Why, he must be referring to none other than my humble self! The one and only Gentleman of Light!
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Hildibrand
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That said, I would much rather resolve this dispute without resorting to duels and the like. Wait here, my friends, while I go and attempt to reason with this misguided ruffian!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Um...I'm pretty sure they wrote “Warrior,” not “Gentleman”...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Which probably means they're talking about [Player Name]? What do you think, Inspector...?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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...Inspector Hildibrand?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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...What do you mean he up and ran off!? And why are you still standing here? You should hurry up and try to catch him before he does something silly!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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I'll wait here in case he comes back. Agreed? Right, then!
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Hildibrand
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Is that you, [Player Name]? As you can see, I seem to have found myself in a pickle, and by pickle I mean the ground...
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Hildibrand
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Kugane Ohashi lies beyond this gate, but before I could pass through, I found myself suddenly accosted, then inverted, then embedded thusly by the dear but misguided Jim.
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Hildibrand
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The duel I must regrettably leave up to you...
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Hildibrand
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You go on ahead, my friend. I will extricate myself...eventually.
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Gilgamesh
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We meet again, Hildy.
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Hildibrand
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Greg? Greg!? I say, you are a sight for sore eyes! However did you come to be here, in Kugane? In the Far East, for that matter!?
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Gilgamesh
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Ah, well, you see, the thing about that is...
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Hildibrand
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...I say, to think that Greg was masquerading as Jim this entire time!
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Gilgamesh
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Indeed, I was. After [Player Name] bested me a second time, I quit Eorzea and embarked upon a journey to distant lands, that I might hone my skills in preparation for our inevitable third bout.
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Gilgamesh
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But when I saw you had misread my carefully written words and come in her/his stead, I felt I had no choice but to remove you from the field forcibly. Pray forgive me my unkindness, Hildy!
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Hildibrand
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Now, now, Greg, there is no need for apologies between friends. Yet again I must ask, though─how did you come to be here, in Kugane, as a ronin of much repute and a remarkably thin waist?
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Gilgamesh
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I know it seems far-fetched, even insulting to your intelligence, but there's a simple and highly satisfying explanation.
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Gilgamesh
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In my quest to hone my skills and procure more powerful weapons overseas, I neglected to budget properly for food and drink, and soon found myself bereft of both...
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Gilgamesh
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Driven to a deathly hunger, I fell to my knees, and in that instant looked to my bosom friend, the painted rooster that had offered me companionship in my darkest hour...
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Gilgamesh
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When dawn broke the following day, I was alone once more, a sliver of strength restored by the terrible sacrifice of my comrade, whose body and soul I would carry with me ever after...
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Gilgamesh
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But by his grace I survived for days and days after, until I chanced to cross paths with a stray dog.
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Gilgamesh
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He too was clearly a victim of the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune, and in each other we found kindred spirits, we orphans of fate.
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Gilgamesh
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Thus did I name him Daigoro, and thereafter did we travel as one, working together that we might both live to see another day...
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Gilgamesh
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When we at last arrived at Kugane, I sought employment as a mercenary to rebuild my misspent savings and resume my search for the strongest of swords.
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Gilgamesh
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It was through such ventures that I acquired the Zanmato, in fact, and began to build my reputation as Yojimbo. Naturally, a legendary ronin must dress to meet the expectations of his clients, and so I assembled an outfit that would satisfy those who requested my services.
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Gilgamesh
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Kageyama was one such client. When I saw that [Player Name] and her/his comrades were to be my opponent, though, I quickly realized he had not paid me nearly enough! More fool me!
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Gilgamesh
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It was around that time I first saw [Player Name] walking the streets of Kugane, much to my surprise.
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Gilgamesh
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Needless to say, the sight of the woman/man who had bested me twice before was enough to rekindle the competitive spirit within me, and so when I heard tell of the Soboro Sukehiro, I knew I must claim it in preparation for our battle. The rest, you know.
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Hildibrand
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Truly, a riveting tale...
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Gilgamesh
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And tragic, besides! For though I fought with all my strength, yet again was I defeated by the great and powerful Warrior of Light!
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Gilgamesh
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As I said to you on the bridge, no more tricks! I have taken my shot and fallen short, and so I will cease my shenanigans and instead pledge my complete support to your endeavors, that I might make amends for my misdeeds!
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Hildibrand
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And we should be glad to have it, Greg! Welcome aboard!
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Hildibrand
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Let us return to Nashu and share with her the wonderful news!
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Hildibrand
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You too, Greg! You're a full-fledged assistant, now!
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Hildibrand
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Truly, this was a twist that no one could have possibly seen coming!
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Gilgamesh
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I admit my defeat, brave warrior. Let us let bygones be bygones, you and I, and move forward in the spirit of camaraderie towards a common goal!
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Terrible news, everyone!
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Hildibrand
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Whatever is the matter, Nashu?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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It's Shigure! As punishment for helping the Wolf Burglar escape, he's been sentenced to death by ritual suicide!
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Gilgamesh
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This is indeed a disturbing development, Hildy...
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Hildibrand
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We have no time to spare, my friends. Presuming the Wolf Burglar is in the wind, our only recourse is to delve deeper into the hidden past of Master Akebono and uncover proof that the sword he claims was stolen was first stolen by he himself!
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Hildibrand
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Divide and conquer, agents of enquiry style!
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Byakudan
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How did Akebono earn his fortune, you ask? By peddling a variety of medicinal wares for all manner of purposes.
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Byakudan
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From what I heard, they were all remarkably effective and popular. He still enjoys a reputation as a premier source of alchemical goods.
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Byakudan
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Would that I had the coin to afford such luxurious potions and potables. His clientele spends in a visit what I earn in a month!
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Keiten
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I should be glad to speak of Master Akebono to you, albeit solely with regards to his character as a businessman.
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Keiten
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Like all who have risen to mercantile prominence, he has been at the center of rumor and intrigue. For every man who sings his praises, there is another who would curse his name.
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Keiten
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None will deny the efficacy of his medicines, which is to be expected given that he utilizes the finest ingredients from that birthplace of alchemy, Radz–at–Han. His satisfied customers are beyond counting.
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Keiten
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On the other hand, none can deny the exorbitant profits he has reaped by tightly controlling the supply of Hannish ingredients. Absent competition, he is free to dictate prices as he sees fit.
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Keiten
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Unfortunately, this has led many in desperate need of his miraculous medicines to spend their entire life savings, or seek assistance from disreputable moneylenders...
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Keiten
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His practices are, ultimately, wholly within the confines of the law. So, again─as a businessman, he is to be lauded for his success. But I will say nothing on his morals or ethics...or lack thereof.
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Byakudan
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I myself have never purchased any of Akebono's wares, and doubt very much that I will ever have the opportunity to do so, unless a distant relative so happens to leave me a vast, vast fortune, or some other unrealistic eventuality comes to pass.
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Keiten
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As I told you, Akebono is every bit the quintessential businessman. Take from that what you will.
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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We've got to help Shigure before it's too late!
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Gilgamesh
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Commanded to commit ritual suicide, eh? I knew he had earned the ire of his masters, but not to such a degree...
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Hildibrand
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Have you tantalizing tidbits of information to share, my good woman/man? Come, come! Out with it!
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Hildibrand
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A man who preys on the sick and needy for personal gain, is he? As expected, there is far more to Master Akebono than meets the eye...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Inspector! Inspector! We've got to hurry! Shigure's execution is going to be carried out any moment now if we don't do something!
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Hildibrand
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What!? Already? And there I was hoping we might first conduct a thorough investigation and uncover information with which we might convince them to set the poor man free, but absent that...
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Hildibrand
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Bah! There are many roads which lead to just ends. If we must take a shortcut to avert a grave miscarriage of justice, then so be it!
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Shigure
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Honored brothers, I will not beg your forgiveness, only pray that by this humble offering of my life that I might absolve the Sekiseigumi of the shame I have brought upon it through my misdeeds...
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Sekiseigumibladea
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Wh-What is the meaning of this!?
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Sekiseigumijailer
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That man is an impostor! Seize him! Seize him at once!
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Hildibrand
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Shigure! Shigure! Now is your chance to escape!
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Shigure
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I...I will do no such thing! I may have lost what little honor was mine in life, but at least I can reclaim it in death!
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Kuganewolfburglar
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Your honor is yet yours, samurai!
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Kuganewolfburglar
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You need not cut your belly open this day, Shigure, for you have the Soboro Sukehiro, and the infamous Wolf Burglar besides!
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Shigure
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But...but why!?
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Kuganewolfburglar
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We had a deal, remember? Temporary release. And I'm a wolf of my word.
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Sekiseigumibladea
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Aye, this is indeed the Soboro Sukehiro... Very well! Escort the Wolf Burglar back to his cell, and send a runner to Master Akebono's estate at once!
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Sekiseigumileadera
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We are far from finished, Shigure! The Wolf Burglar may be in custody once more, but you must still answer for your reckless actions!
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Sekiseigumileadera
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...Therefore, after further deliberation, I have decided that you will conduct a formal investigation into the rumors surrounding Master Akebono and─
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Kumode
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That will not be necessary. Indeed, with the return of the Wolf Burglar, I believe we can consider this tiresome affair resolved.
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Sekiseigumileadera
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M-Master Kumode!
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Shigure
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Wait, I know you! Master Akebono's guest! The one the geiko threw into the wall!
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Kumode
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Oh? Surely, you must be mistaken. I have no recollection of any such event, or of you, for that matter.
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Kumode
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Anyway, as I said before, I believe there is no need for any further investigation. Should you deem otherwise, you are free to proceed. However, such wasteful expenditures may force us to reconsider the resources we allocate you and yours next year...
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Sekiseigumileadera
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Rest assured, Master Kumode, that we value your counsel deeply, and should be glad to defer to your judgment!
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Sekiseigumileadera
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Shigure! The matter of the Soboro Sukehiro and Master Akebono is now officially closed. That will be all!
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Kumode
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Yes... That will be all...
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Koju
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Never thought the wolf'd up and turn himself in, and to save a Sekiseigumi of all people! Honorable to a fault, he is.
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Hildibrand
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Hah hah hah! Verily, I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, have once more done the impossible and saved a man from certain death!
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Hildibrand
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A shame that the others seemed so eager to wash their hands of the affair. Not Shigure, though. I understand he still has questions for the Wolf Burglar...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Cor, we did it! We saved Shigure!
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Gilgamesh
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'Twas just in the nick. Or before the nick, I should say...
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Quest complete.
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