Seeds of Rebellion script
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Merchant01439
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To hear most say it, the Mandragoras are a nasty lot─a right pain in the arse to farmers and provisioners the realm over. But let me tell ye, friend, that ain't the least of it.
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Merchant01439
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Freein' their fellow fronds from our larders and tables is but the beginning. The bulbous blackguards have a far grander scheme─revolution!
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Merchant01439
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Madness, ye say? Take a ferry to the Isles of Umbra and see with your own eyes! A veritable vegetable kingdom where eggplants and turnips rule with an iron fist!
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Merchant01439
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Hm? This muscle-bound fellow with the dim expression─I could swear I've seen his face somewhere before...
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Merchant01439
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...Bugger me! If it ain't the undead overlord what fancies himself a gentleman inspector!
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Merchant01439
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Which would make you... Aye, could it be? The adventurer what bested the thievin' duelist in single combat!?
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Merchant01439
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Well, bugger me and call me Inspector! Tell me─is it true the duelist traveled with a demon bird whose crow could split the heavens?
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Merchant01439
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Not just brave, but humble, too. Hells, if it'd been me what did the deed, I'd be shoutin' my name from the top of every mountain in Eorzea.
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Merchant01439
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...But that's neither here nor there. Look, I dunno about you, but I ain't so keen on the notion of callin' a bloody tomato Yer Grace.
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Merchant01439
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And that's exactly the fate we're in for if we don't nip this revolution in the bud─and I mean that lit'rally.
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Merchant01439
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As we speak, the Mandragoras are plantin' themselves a whole army o' their own kind on the Isles of Umbra. You'd be doin' the whole realm a favor if ye could go there and uproot them 'fore the harvest comes.
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Hildibrand
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Many a case have I solved in my day, but I've not matched wits with sentient plant life before. This should prove quite exhilarating! To the Isles of Umbra!
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Merchant01439
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I dunno about you, but I ain't so keen on the notion of callin' a bloody tomato Yer Grace. I'm beggin' ye, friend, make for the Isles of Umbra and nip the vegetable rebellion in the bud.
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Mandragoraa
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○×▽......!
◎◎×△□!!!
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Mandragorab
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○○......?
×□○......
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Mandragorac
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×□♪◎×◎.
□$◎×△□◎◎......♪
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Hildibrand
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Friend! My pursuit of the Mandragoras has led me beneath the surface! Yes, they must be down here...unggghhh...somewhere!
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Hildibrand
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Worry not, for I remain close in pursuit of our quarry! How fare you on the surface?
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Hildibrand
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Impeccably fought, my friend! I only wish I had seen the battle with my own eyes. You may go on ahead to Costa del Sol. I shall be along as soon as I extricate myself.
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Hildibrand
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What took you so long, friend? The Isles of Umbra are but a short sprint away. I trust you have brought along the goods we so bravely reclaimed?
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Lewenhart
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You return! I feared you might end up a tasty snack for a crazed head of cabbage.
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Lewenhart
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The stolen foodstuffs! You've saved my hide today. Oh, but I must see if those purple dragon peppers are intact. Master Guguremu is quite particular about his seasonings...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Ooh! Can I come, too? I've never seen a purple dragon pepper before!
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Hildibrand
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That wild vegetable chase was a pleasant diversion, but it is time we returned to the case. Now, there must be some clue that yet eludes us...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Cor! The peppers have changed color!
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Hildibrand
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What's this!? Peppers that possess the same powers of disguise as our many–faced foe? A gentleman must needs investigate!
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Briardien
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A striking shade of blue, quite far from the purple that Master Lewenhart described. Perhaps we recovered the wrong crate?
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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But look here, Inspector! The crate is clearly marked for Costa del Sol. How curious...
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Lewenhart
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D-Did I say purple? I meant a purplish blue─or a bluish purple? The two colors are really quite similar, when you think about it.
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Briardien
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These peppers have a most distinctive hue. No man could reasonably mistake it for any shade of purple.
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Briardien
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...Unless, of course, he was wearing a very particular sort of eyewear at the time.
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Briardien
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Hah! The charade is up. After the man!
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Hildibrand
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It is as I suspected all along─the goggles have proved the key to cracking the case! With speed, Nashu! The fiend must be brought to justice!
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Briardien
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You can run, but you cannot...
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Hildibrand
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Hah hah hah! If you thought you could outsprint this Manderville man, you were sorely mistaken!
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Hildibrand
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For pilfering a priceless blade, threatening a maiden's virtue, and untold crimes against the law–abiding citizens of Eorzea, I, Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire, hereby place you under arrest.
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Briardien
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Done in by a snipper─a fitting end for an ignoble thief. Let us see what lies behind the mask.
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Lewenhart
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Unghhh... Wh-Where am I...? Who...are you?
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Hildibrand
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Hah! Playing the fool will avail you naught! I suggest you come willingly. A gentleman is not given to violence, but should you attempt to resist, I disavow responsibility for any shattered skulls and broken bones.
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Lewenhart
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W-Wait! I remember now! I was on my way to meet with Miss Arabella, when...
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Lewenhart
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M-Miss Arabella! I must find her at once! Unggghhh, my head...
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Briardien
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Hm. It would seem that this man wears no mask. This is the true Lewenhart.
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Lewenhart
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I swear on my life that it is so! I was en route to the estate in Wineport when one of the Brass Blades on patrol approached me. We exchanged greetings, and in the next instant, he turned on me.
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Lewenhart
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I fought desperately to defend myself, even managing to drive a kitchen knife into the man's right hand. In the end, though, he proved too strong for me...
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Nashu Mhakaracca
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Now that you mention it, the impostor was wearing gloves! I knew there was something suspicious about him!
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Briardien
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There is still time before the banquet begins. Knowing our quarry, he has doubtless already assumed a new identity.
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Briardien
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And yet, he could not have foreseen this turn of events. It is unlikely that he had the time to thoroughly research his new target.
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Briardien
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Most importantly, we now know that the thief suffered a wound to his right hand. We need simply return to Costa del Sol and examine the hands of all present.
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Hildibrand
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An excellent plan, Inspector! While you do so, we shall accompany Lewenhart back to the estate, that we might ensure Miss Arabella's safety.
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Amanyfacedphantomthief
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I have found you, my little ones. Let me guess─you seethe with anger at those that took from you what was yours.
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Amanyfacedphantomthief
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...Then it would appear our goals are in accord. Make for Costa del Sol and await my orders. When the time is right, revenge will be yours.
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Amanyfacedphantomthief
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The game is afoot, Inspectors.
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Amanyfacedphantomthief
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Now, what mask shall I wear to the ball?
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Hildibrand
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<gasp> Do I dream? But I must, for such beauty could not be of this world! A gentleman's heart swoons!
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Lewenhart
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Miss Arabella, what are you doing out here!? You must return to the estate at once!
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Arabella
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<sigh> Oh, Lewen...always the worrier. Your concern is touching, but I am a woman grown. Besides, I just wanted to see the flowers...
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Hildibrand
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Lovely though these flowers may be, they are as unsightly weeds when measured against your beauty! I am Hildibrand, agent of enquiry, inspector extraordinaire. Please, call me Hildy!
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Arabella
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The pleasure is mine, milord. Much have I heard of your deeds. Tell me: are these rumors of a many–faced thief true?
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Hildibrand
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I fear they are, Miss Arabella. But still your gentle heart! For as long as Hildibrand is on the case, the fiend shall not lay a twisted finger upon you! This I swear on the Manderville name!
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Arabella
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The gods smile on me indeed, to send such a strong and handsome gentleman as my champion! And yet... <sigh>
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Ellie
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You seem pensive, milady. Is something the matter?
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Arabella
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To tell the truth, this marriage has been arranged against my wishes. I do not love Vannes. Why, I have not even met him...
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Arabella
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He sent me this clasp as a betrothal gift. “A treasure for my treasure─wear it always,” the message said. I do not care how beautiful it is─it might as well be a golden shackle!
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Lewenhart
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M-Miss Arabella! You must not say such things!
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Hildibrand
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An arranged marriage to a youth you have not even met!? Unconscionable!
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Arabella
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Father says that this marriage must happen, that it is for the future of the family trade.
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Ellie
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Spoken like a true Ul'dahn. But if I may be bold, milady... Would I be correct in assuming that you and your father are not related by blood?
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Arabella
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Quite so. Father found me amongst the beggars on Pearl Lane when I was just a babe. He took me in and raised me as his own. He took Lewen in as well─though as servant rather than son.
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Arabella
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You may think Father a cold and miserly man, but to me, he is the man who gave me warmth and hope where I had none. I will learn to love Vannes, if that will make Father happy.
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Hildibrand
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You cannot be serious, Miss Arabella! You are a beautiful young woman with your whole life ahead of you! Surely you would not have to look far to find a gentleman with whom you would rather spend the rest of your days!
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Ellie
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...If I have to spend another hour with you, I'm like to lose my wits. But anyway, we should return to Costa del Sol and see how the inspector's investigation fares.
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Arabella
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I, as well, must prepare for the banquet. Farewell, friends.
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Quest complete.
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