Final Fantasy Wiki:Dragon's Neck Colosseum

Uwee hee hee hee! Welcome, editors, to the Dragon's Neck Colosseum! My name is Ultros the receptionist, and I'm taking bets as to who will win in a tussle between two characters from the Final Fantasy series! The winner gets, well, nothing. It's more of a poll, really. The Colosseum owner stuck me on this duty after Kefka was defeated, but I need the money! So what are you waiting for? Get voting! Remember, you can remain anonymous!

DNC Moderators

The DNC is run by committee. If you have any questions regarding DNC rules, please contact one of the following people: ScatheMote, Jimcloud, and Some Color Mage. TacticAngel will also help in areas of policy or if somehow all other members of the committee are unavailable. The committee members will take care of changing the fights, archiving older fights, and maintaining the nominations page. Please do not change the format of this page or change the fight without permission.

The Rules, Briefly

Functionally, this is a popularity contest. You may vote for your favorite or whom you think would win in an competition between the two combatants that week. Fights are changed weekly, and are supposed to be updated on Monday, but fate often conspires to make us update on Tuesday, so keep that in mind if you don't see a new fight yet. Failure to comply with the following rules will likely result in your vote being removed, and repeated or particularly obnoxious rule violations may result in a ban from participating in future fights.

• You may vote only once.
• You may only vote on the most recent fight. Fights from previous weeks that have not yet been archived are closed to voting, although you may still comment on them if you wish.
• If you are a user, please include your vote in the user section. If you are not logged in when you vote as a user, your vote will be removed.
• If you are not a user, please include your vote in the anonymous section. Anonymous votes are only worth half as much as a registered user's vote.
• To vote, type the following "#~~~~", afterward including any reasons for voting you may wish to include. You are required to leave this whether you are logged in or anonymous. If you do not sign and timestamp your vote, it will be removed.
• Add your votes to the bottom of the list. Please do not post anything obnoxious and/or extraordinarily lengthy or it will be removed. Lengthy votes will be moved to the peanut gallery, whereas obnoxious votes can be removed if two thirds of the panel agree upon it.
• If you wish to comment on the fight, please leave your remarks in the peanut gallery. You are expected to conduct yourself with courtesy. Comments must relate to the fight at hand.
• Any failure to adhere to these rules will result in your vote(s) being removed.

Last Man Standing

Last Man Standing is a spinoff of the original Dragon's Neck Colosseum. It is a fight between the previous victor of Last Man Standing and victor of the previous DNC fight. It occurs every other week; in other terms, it happens when the normal DNC fights are not going on. It has the same rules as the normal fights, with a few exceptions:

• If the two opponents tie, the both characters will be retired, and two new fighters will appear.
• If a character wins 5 Last Man Standing fights in a row, he or she will be retired from LMS and two new battlers will vie for the coveted champion spot.
• Sometimes a previous Last Man Standing champion may be revived to fight against the current champion. This will happen if the previous DNC winner is incompatible with LMS (i.e. if the previous winner was a game mechanic, a summon, or an enemy) or for special celebrations.

Week 388: Barbie Princess Adventures Week: Garnet vs Ashe

Garnet	And on this fine day where the DNC is only two and a half days later (somehow???) we come to a match against two of Final Fantasy's more recognizable princesses: in one corner, we have the traditional fish out of water, no street smarts princess. And then in the other corner, we have strong, independent gender equality princess. There's something for young girls of all ages!(I just hope there aren't any young girls reading this page right now, considering some of the other stuff the Committee gets up to.) Just one question remains. Why does the traditional princess have an orange jumpsuit, while the strong independent one is wearing a tiny pink miniskirt?				Ashe
Votes for Garnet Til Alexandros XVI Be yourself Fëasindë Peth 03:24, April 27, 2016 (UTC) Pzykosiz (talk) 07:49, April 27, 2016 (UTC) This vote was so tough.-- Technobliterator TC 08:05, April 27, 2016 (UTC) Maybe I would think about voting for Ashe if Balthier wasn't such a badass. Maybe. But he is, so I'm voting for my favourite heroine thus far. ~ZidaneSilverfield 12:08, April 27, 2016 (UTC) King of Noobs 12:40, April 27, 2016 (UTC) Jumpsuits for life ThePhoenixDown (talk) 17:35, April 27, 2016 (UTC) Mierna 02:54, April 28, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca Something something whatever. I'm exhausted from PAX East articles, I kinda want to see Ashe naked and I think if I admit to this nobody will arrest me. If I said that about Garnet I expecting handcuffs. So Ashe wins. --BlueHighwindツ 02:47, April 27, 2016 (UTC) *Star Wars theme intensifies* Armageddon11 (talk) 05:17, April 27, 2016 (UTC) bc oppai Hexed 08:23, April 27, 2016 (UTC) I do not mean to burn Garnet when I say this, but at least Ashe does not stop being useful at all in XII, whereas Garnet does lose usefulness at one point in IX. Besides, Ashe is a character I did like in FFXII Plus, she does do a good job of leading Dalmasca's set of freedom fighters. Crashb2007 (talk) 22:23, April 27, 2016 (UTC) Wow, this is a very tough choice. They're both memorable and intriguing princesses and I actually don't know which one I like more. I'm voting for Ashe because of the sword she's carrying in this picture.Free bird (talk) 23:03, April 27, 2016 (UTC) the freljord is mine to command Cat (meow ∙ hunt) 00:29, April 28, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes
Peanut Gallery And with that done, time to get back to doing All The Homework and All The College Logistical Nonsense and All The Prior Obligations and All The Prep For Moving This Week. Just in case you were wondering why your update was so late. Jimcloud 01:17, April 27, 2016 (UTC) I figured you were just sleeping in. REALLY sleeping in. King of Noobs 12:41, April 27, 2016 (UTC) I wish. I haven't slept more than ~5 hours this week. Jimcloud 03:33, April 28, 2016 (UTC) IX came out in 2000, she'd be legal by now BH Pzykosiz (talk) 07:51, April 27, 2016 (UTC)

Week 387: Last Man Standing Round 107: I Re-found The LMS Template Week: Red XIII vs. Ultros

CHAMPION A DOG FINAL FANTASY VII A-B-C-D-E-F-G! Can you count to seven with me?		LAST MAN STANDING		CHALLENGER AN OCTOPUS FINAL FANTASY VI 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5.5... shoot.
This is what happens when you don't have a "no pets" rule in the colosseum.
Votes for Red I have no reason for this vote, good day. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 12:28, April 19, 2016 (UTC) Ultos deserves love and respect, but I have to vote for Red XIII.Free bird (talk) 01:22, April 20, 2016 (UTC) Nanaki doesn't have any tentacles, and that's good enough for me ~ZidaneSilverfield; 11:05, April 20, 2016 (UTC) I'd rather have a dog than a perverted octopus, thank you... Crashb2007 (talk) 18:58, April 20, 2016 (UTC) Red XIII on my arm, yet again, gotta go with him.Zhor7 01:13, April 21, 2016 (UTC) Armageddon11 (talk) 12:14, April 22, 2016 (UTC) Everyone, who wants sushi by Monday? Berani00 (talk) 03:13, April 23, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for Ultros What do you mean "pet?!" This octopus is royalty! And the owner! King of Noobs 01:15, April 19, 2016 (UTC) Ultros gets a vote for each arm right? Pzykosiz (talk) 11:27, April 21, 2016 (UTC) Uncle UltyFëasindë Peth 21:08, April 22, 2016 (UTC) GoldenChocobo 14:04, April 23, 2016 (UTC) As this is the DNC it seems only right to root for the receptionist. Kinda mean of us to make him fight. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 02:26, April 25, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes A vote for our lovely receptionist! Come on! Give this pet some money! 68.4.230.168 00:46, April 20, 2016 (UTC)
Peanut Gallery Pst... the DNC seems to have fully invaded the front page. I'm not sure who's allowed to fix that, so I thought I'd at least tell you. King of Noobs 03:54, April 19, 2016 (UTC)

Week 386: DNC Dreams of Sushi Week: Leviathan vs Ultros

Leviathan Straight Outta the Bible	This week in the DNC (a week being a period of time ranging from 7-14 days), we will feast like kings on fish and octopus. Yummy! Fine voters, eat your fill, let your stomach distend and gorge yourself silly on seafood. It shall be a feast fit for octopus (and fish) royalty. Also, the gods (meaning me) are displeased because I did not win two weeks ago. I shall bring swift vengeance upon thee. All those who voted against me shall suffer a most terrible curse: you shall never again find a matching pair of socks. Slowly but surely, your sock collection will always be odd numbered no matter how hard you try, and you will face the scorn and torment of your peers by means of your multicolored socks. It is a fitting punishment for those so foolish. The fight is still below and you may correct your mistake to free yourself from the curse.				Ultros Genuine Octopus Royalty this guy won
Votes for fish I don't want sushi, I want a hot steaming bowl of ramen. --BlueHighwindツ 15:37, April 12, 2016 (UTC) Because he kinda looks like Bahamut. ~ZidaneSilverfield 15:56, April 12, 2016 (UTC) I like this fight because not only has Ultros been added predominantly for comedic affect, he is also a really cool character. Leviathan is a legend in the franchise.Free bird (talk) 00:01, April 13, 2016 (UTC) GoldenChocobo 13:22, April 17, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes			Votes for octopus Technically he works here at the DNC, so a vote for him is a vote for Lord Scathus. ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:49, April 12, 2016 (UTC) for tentacles Pzykosiz (talk) 22:18, April 12, 2016 (UTC) -- Technobliterator TC 22:23, April 12, 2016 (UTC) Mmm... Calamari... fried, with some hot peppers. King of Noobs 13:36, April 13, 2016 (UTC) Unfortunately takoyaki is one of my favorite snacks, so one for the octopus. Even if he's a weirdo. Luacas (talk) 16:12, April 16, 2016 (UTC) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DON'T TEASE THE OCTOPUS Fëasindë Peth 18:09, April 16, 2016 (UTC) This week seems kinda fishy. --Ffgamesftw (talk) 23:04, April 17, 2016 (UTC) Anonymous Votes 68.4.230.168 04:44, April 13, 2016 (UTC) Forget sushi! I want Seafood Soup! Don't mess with the octopus, you say? Well, too bad!
Peanut Gallery Does my reasoning for voting appease you Lord Scathus? I really prefer matching socks... ThePhoenixDown (talk) 15:51, April 12, 2016 (UTC) Child, please. I don't own socks. I just take them from my mother... >:P Crashb2007 (talk) 19:43, April 12, 2016 (UTC)

Older Fights!

You can find older fights in the Archives for the Dragon's Neck Colosseum. All of these fights are closed, so don't bother voting. All new votes will be removed. Each archive contains 10 weeks of different fights.