User:Indubitably/Bathrobe Cabal

The Illustrious and Honourable Bathrobe Cabal of Wikipedia has the following membership requirements:

• hold allegiance to none but this cabal
• meet the photo standards below
• have mild rogue (rouge is a colour) tendencies (admin candidates only)
• consistently abuse the (semi-)protection of a page in their favour (admin candidates only)
• place an extraneous "u" into wourds to sound moure British
• be in good standing with the community and be of legal age in their respective countries (hey, we have to have one serious one!)
  

ALL candidates must submit a photo of them wearing a bathrobe and a cheesy grin^† as well as displaying the universal secret BRC greeting gesture

Candidates may apply by submitting a request to Lara via email, IRC, or on her talk page. Images are not published by the cabal. Applications subject to rejection... you've been warned.

^†Approved alternatives to the "cheesy grin" include: show of tongue stud, a look that says "Your mother," a look that says "I did your mother," the deer in the headlights look, or a look that conveys no emotion whatsoever.

Bathrobes are provided from each according to their ability, to each according to their need.

They must be bathrobes. They may not be:

• smoking jackets
• dressing gowns^†
• graduation gowns
• Choir robes
• state-mandated apparel
• invisible robes
• Jedi uniforms
• legal regalia
• robes worn by wizards or other magical creatures.

^†Note: In some countries other than the U.S., the term "dressing gown" can be used to refer to a bathrobe. In such cases, dressing gowns are acceptable wear.