User:Cory Kohn

General This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source. This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox This user is a member of the South Park task force. talk | topic drive | stubs This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby. This editor is a WikiGnome.

I am a senior at Freedom High School in Pennsylvania only until June 2007. Next fall I'll be attending Pitt as a freshman with plans of majoring in Biology, with a focus on Evolutionary Biology. My future goals include being a professor of that subject at a respectable university here in the US. My interests are (extremely) diverse--I am constantly reading articles from increasingly unrelated subjects. I am simply a constantly curious skeptic; though not tyrannically skeptical as in that I believe nothing. Obsessed with Wikipedia? Maybe...

1 Big Brother is watching this user. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. 22 This user's favourite novel is Catch-22. This user eats raspberries. This user loves to eat fries, or chips. This user eats Swedish Fish. Coke This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close. Pepsi This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth. S This user misses Surge. This user drinks chocolate milk. This user is a checkers player. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) This user plays Risk. This user is a poker legend. This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games. This user plays games on a graphing calculator. CIV This user loves to play Civilization. This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

Life en-us -N This user is a native speaker of American English. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever. This user studies at the University of Pittsburgh. This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Biology. This user accepts evolution as a biological fact. This user is interested in String Theory. This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet. Mendel is this user's chromeboy. This user is a biologist. This user is a citizen of the United States of America.   This user lives in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. This user is male. Y This user is a member of Generation Y. This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun. This user is of English ancestry. This user is of Czech ancestry. This user is of German ancestry. This user has a girlfriend. This user has visited all of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. all

             I got a little carried away with the userboxes.

Beliefs respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path. ath This user is interested in atheism. This user understands biological evolution. This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon. This user is interested in the Brights movement. This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism. This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man. This user is interested in politics. dem This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party. This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

2 This user is a drummer. This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised. ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. This user demands you respect my authoritah! ¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it! TCR This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them. TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. DD They made this user do it. This user's got a case of the Mondays. V This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user. FM This user has an FM radio. NET This user listens to radio over the Internet. Sellout This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

Computer This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is kingkohn1111. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses LimeWire. nap This user used Napster back when it was free. RCN This user's Internet service provider is RCN. This user contributes using a wireless connection. BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.