How to Murder a Millionaire

Following his retirement, Walter, now a millionaire, and his wife, Frankie, began having marriage problems. After several incidents which could have led to her death, Frankie becomes convinced her husband wants to kill her. Trying to escape him she befriends one half of a pair of wannabe thieves. Together they have to sneak into Frankie's house to retrieve her jewelry while also making sure she doesn't get killed by her husband or the other half of the crooks duo.

• Joan Rivers as Francesca "Frankie" Newman
• Alex Rocco as Walter Newman
• Morgan Fairchild as Bunny Wells
• David Ogden Stiers as George Dumont
• Frances Bay as Aunt Mildred
• Gerald S. O'Loughlin as Harry

The film was produced by Joan Rivers and Mace Neufeld. It was one of Rivers' early ventures into both writing and producing for television. The film's score was composed by Micky Erbe and Maribeth Solomon.^{[citation needed]}

While the film featured a strong cast, including Joan Rivers and Morgan Fairchild, it received mixed reviews from critics.^{[citation needed]}