The Comeback Song

"The Comeback Song" is a song from the Disney Channel show, Bizaardvark.

Lyrics[]

YO!
No you didn't!
It's Paige and Frankie.

Sitting in science class, I'm minding my own business.
Robbie starts talking trash.
He thinks that he can dish it!
He's like, nice glasses, did you get them from your grandma? (grandma, grandma)
So I'm like--
One second.
Uh, still thinking.
Yeah, they help me see you have a stupid haircut!

Oh!
We're so good at comebacks.
Going to be worth the wait.
Make your brain with punchlines, so what if it takes a day?
This is the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, yeah, yeah.

A few days later, (later) I'm craving for some juice
So many delicious flavors, I don't know what to choose!
The cashier rolls her eyes and says, "Can you take any longer?" (longer, longer)
So I'm like,
Uh, hang on, uh-- I got this.
I'm sorry, I didn't order a glass of your opinion!

Oh!
We're so good at comebacks, there ain't nobody greater.
We're spitting straight fire, who cares if it's 3 months later?
This is the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, the Comeback Song, yeah, yeah.

Finally it's the weekend.
Friday!
We're about to let loose.
Chilling in the seesaw but this lady don't approve.
She's like,
Aren't you too old to be playing at the playground? (Playground, playground)
So we're like
Wait for it!
Don't leave yet!
Your momma's-- uh...

We're so good at comebacks, we'll find the perfect line.
Hit you with the best-est, even if it takes a lifetime!
This is the Comeback Song (You better watch out!)
The Comeback Song ('Cause we're gonna hit you with some comebacks!)
The Comeback Song, yeah, yeah (Eventually)

Hey lady! Aren't you too old to be- wait, what was it again?
Oh, I don't remember.
We've wasted our lives...

Trivia[]

There is a cat version of the song called "The Meow Meow Song".

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Media
Bizaardvark • Bizaardvark Shorts

Characters
Frankie Wong • Paige Olvera • Dirk Mann • Amelia Duckworth • Bernie Schotz • Zane • Rodney

Episodes

Season One: First! • Draw My Life • Frankie Has a Hater • Superfan • The Collab • Unboxing • The First Law of Dirk • Best Friend Tag • Bernie's in Charge • Pretty-Con • Puff & Frankie • Halloweenvark • Spoiler Alert: Belissa Returns • Bizaardvark vs. Vicki 'Hot Head' Fuego • Moosetashio: A Cautionary Tale • Control (Plus) Alt (Plus) Escape! • Agh, Humbug • Mom! Stop! • Paige's Birthday is Gonna Be Great • In Your Space!
Season Two: First Day of School • Chocolate Bananas • The Doctor Will See You Now • Paige Bugs Out • Friend Fight! • Hawkward • Frankie and Amelia's Fun Friend Weekend • Frankie's Cheating Teacher • Softball: The Musical • Yes and No • Science (Un)Fair • Promposal Problems • Halloweenvark: Part Boo! • A Killer Robot Christmas • Clash of the Superfans • Don't Think, Just Dare • Bernie Moves Out • The BFF (Before Frankie Friend) • Amelia's Perfectly Imperfect Volleyball Adventure • Paige is Wrong • Spring Break Video Spectacular • Her, Me, and Hermie
Season Three: The Summer of Us • Two Me's in a Pod • House Moms • No Way, Whoa! • Tree's Company • Summer Schooled • Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo! • Holiday Video Sketchtacular • Who is Horse Face Guy? • Where There's a Willow There's a Way • House Band • Eye of the Duckworth • Bernie's Cousin Ernie • Paige's Way vs. Frankie's Way • PK in Da House • Bizaardvark Changes Lives • A Capella Problems • The Stand-Up Standoff • BizRipOffs • Rozes are Red • The End of the Beginning

Songs

Let's Go Make Some Videos • Blobfish • The Comeback Song • Love for the Haters • The Pyro Song • Bad Hair Day • Oops Wrong Emoji • So Dramatic • Party Don't Stop • Kids Table • Notes in Your Lunchbag • New School Superstars • Chocolate Bananas • Lemonade • The Worst Lullaby Ever • Flying Shoes • Anything Can Be a Dance • The Night Dream • If I Had a Dog • Sick Days • Field Trip • Participation Award

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Current Shows
Wizards Beyond Waverly Place (2024-present)

Past Shows

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005–08) • Hannah Montana (2006–11) • Cory in the House (2007–08) • Wizards of Waverly Place (2007–12) • The Suite Life on Deck (2008–11) • Sonny with a Chance (2009–11) • Jonas L.A. (2009–10) • I'm in the Band (2010–11) • So Random! (2011-12) • Pair of Kings (2010-13) • Shake It Up (2010-13) A.N.T. Farm (2011-14) • Good Luck Charlie (2010-14) • Kickin' It (2011-15) • Jessie (2011-15) • Austin & Ally (2011-16) • Lab Rats (2012-16) • Crash & Bernstein (2012-14) • Dog with a Blog (2012-15) • Liv and Maddie (2013-17) • Mighty Med (2013-15) • I Didn't Do It (2014-15) • Girl Meets World (2014-17) • K.C. Undercover (2015-18) • Best Friends Whenever (2015-16) • Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything (2015-17) • Bunk'd (2015–24) • Lab Rats: Elite Force (2016) • Bizaardvark (2016-19) • Raven's Home (2017–23) • Coop & Cami Ask the World (2018-20) • Sydney to the Max (2019-21) . The Villains of Valley View (2022-23)