While Sofia tells Baileywick she will help him get through his clumsiness by becoming his junior steward, Slickwell sings out his desire to become the castle steward of Enchancia by getting rid of Baileywick.
Lyrics[]
Sofia: Today I'll lend a hand to you,
Wherever you go, whatever you do. Slickwell: I have a plan to trip you up,
Drop every tray and every cup. Sofia: So if you hesitate or doubt
just look to me I'll help you out. Slickwell: Because that serpent pin is cursed,
You'll go from being best to worst!
Sofia: I'll be your helping hand
when the need arises. Slickwell: And I will help provide
Some terrible and cruel surprises Sofia: I'll stand right by your side
To help you stay in line Slickwell: And I will never rest until your job is mine....
Mine!
Being Steward of Enchancia That's my dream
To get that job I've hatched a truly amazing schemes
It involves a secret trick....
Getting rid of Baileywick!
Sofia: To help you out, I'll look the part
I'll put on a coat and dress up smart
Slickwell: And if you worry fret or frown
Slickwell kicks you when your down
Sofia: There's no need to lose your nerve
Your junior steward's here to serve Slickwell: Now that your a clumsy clod
Slickwell's going to steal your job
Sofia: I'll be your helping hand when the need arises Slickwell: And I will help provide some terrible and cruel surprises Sofia: I'll stand right by your side to help you stay in line Slickwell: And I will never rest
Until your job is mine
All mine
Sofia: I'll guide you throughout the day Slickwell: I'll push you out of the way until your job is mine Sofia Faithful friend of mine Slickwell: Your job will soon be mine Sofia: I know you'll do just fine Slickwell: Your job will soon be mine
Trivia[]
This is the second song where Sofia and a villain sing. The first was in "I'll Get My/That Amulet" with Cedric.
Even though Slickwell sings outloud in the room next to where Sofia and Baileywick are, they never notice.