Daniel/Quotes

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Season 2[]

“	It's time to reach ascension!	”
—"Cult Camp"

“	People don't want to think, Max. They just want to feel safe! And feelings beat facts any day. Don't you want to feel safe, too?	”
—"Cult Camp"

“	It was just a side effect of the Millenia Wars, started by Xemüg and the Galactic Confederacy!	”
—"Cult Camp"

“	Excellent! Now, who else wants to help, and reach ascension?	”
—"Cult Camp"

“	Your campers have all been SO cooperative, and by the end of the day, I know everyone here will be cleansed of their hateful ways, and ready to ascend to the next level!	”
—"Cult Camp"

“	Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got more counseling work to do. I just can't wait for our session, Max! I've got something really special for you.	”
—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

“	Scoffs I think I'm pretty resistant to Kool-Aid poisoning at this point. I just can't eat dairy anymore. You know what that's like, MAX? NO ICE CREAM!?	”
—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

“	You see, Max. The last time I was unfortunate enough to have met you, you got me introspective. Where did I go wrong..? So, after a lengthy conversation with Xemüg, I came to a personal realization. In the pursuit of eternal salvation for Humanity, I've forgotten to salvage myself! And my idea of self care? KILLING Max!	”
—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

“	Watching his favorite camper losing his ever fleeting grip on reality, only to be murdered! It's being live-streamed to him as we spea-	”
—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

“	Oh, Maaaax~! Why'd you have to hit me so hard, Max? Now I have guitar splinters all over my face!	”
—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

“	I wanted to give you a nice, memorable death, Max! But now you've given me no other choice but to stab you! Like some commoner!	”
—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

“	Goooood morning! Woodscout campers!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	Oh, Max! Still the ever-defiant little RASCAL, I see!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	David!~ Bring the bus around, would you?~	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	And not only do the Wood Scouts of America sell the most delicious popcorn in the world - but they are a fundamental part of the history of this great planet, a planet that we all know was rescued from the Negabytes' Fortress, by the all powerful Xemüg.	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	I have seen some moats in my day, and I've gotta say, this one is definitely in my top four!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	Oh, Max! I've told nothing but the truth from the beginning! My only goal is to uphold the values in this book! Drops the Wood Scouts book, only to reveal the 'Xemüg's Guide for Eternal Salvation, kids edition' book.	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	Oh Edward, no, we have to sacrifice everyone!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	Is the Earth a Rhombus? Now, hurry up and grab your best gouging knife!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	I'm sorry you're not happy with how this turned out, Edward. But look at the bright side; you finally won!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“	Well, you heard the Ultralord. It's been fun, everyone, but I'm afraid it's time we parted ways. Farewell, and may Xemüg bless your path!	”
—"Camp Loser Says What?"

“ Oh! You mean the bat-shit crazy cult leader YOU just put in charge of the camp? ”