Raccooned/Gallery

"Oh, my gosh, Dad, you're right!"

"Those horrible, beady eyes!"

"Snarling, wet mouths!"

"Gross, grabby hands!"

"I thought Gramma took care of them years ago!"

"They've been here all along, getting stronger!"

"Oh, it's ON."

"You BET it is."

"Can I help?"
Yeah, sure. Whatever.

"I am now one of them."

"Hey hey. I don't know if you've noticed."

"But I am also a raccoon."

"I got a funny question."

"What are your weaknesses?"

"I definitely won't use that information against you later."

"You can just write it down if you're shy."

"Oh, humans. They're crazy. Am I right?"

"You didn't see nothin'."

SCREEEEEECH!

"Oh, no."

"IT'S HAPPENING."

"Wow. Kicked out of our own house by a bunch of raccoons."

"Nice work, Dad!"

"Me?! You're the one who kept messin' up my traps!"

Here we go again.

Gramma: "SHUT UP!!!!!"

"It's BOTH your dang faults! Your squabblin' ain't gettin' us anywhere!!!"

"If only we were more like the raccoons."

"Huh?"

"I lived amongst them."

"I learned how organized they are."

"When they work together..."

"...they can accomplish truly amazing things."

"And you know what else we could be more like?"

"A river. A river flows and flows. It never --"

"All right, Tilly, we get it."

"Okay, Gramma."

"The girl's right."

"There was a bit of nonsense at the end there."

"But a lot of truth."

"We gotta work together as a team!"

"We'll need to combine Gramma's experience..."

"My overwhelming physical strength..."

"Cricket's assertiveness, and Papa's patience."

Fine, if we must.

"That's the spirit!"

"And I'm a fresh lollipop as well!"

"Now can we get a move on?"

Ah-ah-ah! No more arguing! We have to work as a team here!

"We did good, Dad."

"We sure did, son. We sure did."

Um, I think you didn't...