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"Fish Haven Aquarium. Can I help you?"
"Hi! My name is Cricket."
"You're not like, under the water right now, are you?"
"No."
"OK, good."
"I'm just kidding. I like to play around."
"I'm kinda in a--"
"I'm in a prank war with my Gramma."
"OK."
"And..."
"...she's been pranking me..."
"...a whole bunch."
"And..."
"...I've been..."
"...pranking her back."
"But I just got the most brilliant idea."
"But I need your help."
"OK."
"So y'all got sharks over there?"
"Are you interested in like,"
"...a particular kind of shark?"
"Yeah. I'm looking for the big kind,"
"...the big--"
"...as big..."
"...as you got."
"Well, pretty much the biggest shark that we would have---"
"...would be the sand tiger shark."
"Oh, my gosh."
"So, he's got like,"
"...big claws and a long tail,"
"...but he lives underwater? That kinda thing?"
"They're called sand tiger sharks..."
"...because..."
"...they have big appetites."
"And they're real scary,"
"...right?"
"Well,"
"...they're actually pretty peaceful,"
"...as long as you don't---"
"Aimed to kill."
"Yeah."
"Excuse me--- you want--"
Cricket: "Oh, she's gonna be so scared."
"Wait."
"When could I go down and pick him up?"
"Pick up the shark?"
"Yeah."
"You wanna come and pick up the shark?"
"Do they always need to be in water?"
....
"Yes."
"That's gonna be a problem."
"OK."
"I wanna be able to just..."
"...give my Gramma a real good scare with him."
"You know, we can't---"
"We don't actually let people take---"
"I'm gonna put one in her bathtub."
"Hahahahaha!!!!"
"She's gonna put her toes in..."
"...to test the water temperature"
"...and, uh-oh!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"I'm a little confused."
"I'm just thinking about..."
"...her face when she sees this thing."
"Well, don't worry. I'll videotape the whole thing so you'll be able to see it."
"Did you have any questions about the aquarium or---"
"Yeah, when do you close?"
"And what's your security like?"
"Uuuuuhhhhmmmm...."
"We close..."
"...at 6:00."
"Ooh, I think this will work out just fine."
"I really appreciate all your help."
"Wink."
"You've heard nothing."
(hang up call)