| O'Flan-again
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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O'Flan-again is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day 2015 content update. It unlocks Tom O'Flanagan and O'Flanagan's Pub.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Brandine! Why's my moonshine rich an' frothy like sarsaparilla, not noxious an' pungent like turpentine?
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I saw a leprechaun swimmin' it this morn'.
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Leprechaun?! That's the sort of silly nonsense if they'd just drunk all my moonshine. J'accuse Brandine!
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No, tis true! Twas I who swam in your shiniest of moons! I took me yearly bath in it.
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Yearly? Who do you think you are - the Queen of England?
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That's almost as offensive as callin' me sober!
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That moonshine's s'pposed to pay for new blocks to put under our yard car! Now what're we gonna do?
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How about you sell it to that funny talkin' fella over at flannel pub? I bet you can pull one over on him.
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Brandine, just cause a fella talk funny don't mean he dumb. Now while I's gone go bury them magic beans I bought.
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Task: "Build O'Flanagan's Pub". It takes 24 hours.
Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm".
Task: "Make Cletus Visit O'Flanagan's Pub". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 30 minutes.
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A patron! Bless the emerald isle!
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It feels like it's been 364 days since my last customer!
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I ain't lookin' to buy nothin'. I's here to sell.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
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This Irish stout is thick and dirty, just like the barmaids back home!
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This is just the thing I need to lure those bearded twenty-year-olds away from their Saisons and IPA's.
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Although we probably can't sell it in these broken washing machines.
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It'll have to be bottled and labeled and... you know, made to look like I didn't just buy it from an unwashed man with no shoes.
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This is a great opportunity to use the three R's!
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Revolution, Runes, and Riverdance?
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Uh, no. Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. I lobbied the EPA to add Responsible, Sustainable Bookkeeping as a fourth R, but they never got back to me.
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We'll collect bottles from around Springfield and reuse them.
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And I'll stay here and come up with a name. How about Yellow Girl? Or maybe Empty Stool?
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You're just saying what's in front of you.
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Well, sounds like we've both got a lot of work to do!
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Task: "Make Lisa Recycle Empty Bottles". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Think of Craft Beer Names". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
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We're almost ready! We just need a fancy label for our beer.
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I was thinking about namin' it after me mum: Rat Poison O'Flanagan. It's a Celtic name.
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I think you should name it after St. Brigit, the female Irish saint of bastard children, brewers, chicken farmers, and harsh scowling.
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Basically she picked up all the slack from those lazy male saints.
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You can't name an Irish beer after a nun - most of the people in here are drinking to forget their time at Catholic school.
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No no no - we're namin' it 'Spuckler's Stout' after my sweetheart Brandine.
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After all, she's drinkin' for two!
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Task: "Make Lisa Print Beer Labels". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Bottle the Beer". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
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Assuming you ignore FDA regulations, Spuckler's Stout is now ready for public consumption!
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The FDA's in my top 5 favorite government agencies to ignore... right after FEMA, the TSA, the IRS, and the Department of the Interior.
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Whenever someone says "in their top five", that always means fifth.
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Homer, I've got a business proposition for you. You can have all the free beer you want --
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Woohoo!
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...if you promote the beer on the street.
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Wait! Come back!
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Task: "Make Homer Promote the Beer". The job takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Serve Drinks". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Drink Craft Beer" (x4). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
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I've brought out my finest drinkers to taste test the first batch of Spuckler's Stout.
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I knew that being a frequently relapsing alcoholic would pay off someday!
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*Cough* I think there's a red hair in my beer.
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Uh, it's what gives it that ginger flavor.
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Mine's got a belt buckle in it.
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An unfiltered Irish experience! Just like Red Tick Ale. All the rage on the Emerald Isle.
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Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Serve Drinks". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Drink Craft Beer" (x4). The jobs take place at O'Flanagan's Pub and take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
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Oh, no. I'm running low on Stout!
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Oh no. Stomach debloating, vision clearing, judgment returning... MORE STOUT!
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Brandine, go fetch another bathtub full of home brew.
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We're out! We ain't got no bathtub, washing machine, or kiddie pools of beer left!
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And we can't make more -- that leprechaun ain't nowhere in sight.
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I's pretty sure I saw something green crawling around the river this morning. Maybe it's a leprechaun.
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Task: "Make Cletus Catch Green Creatures". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Prepare a Moonshine Bath". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 6 hours.
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Oh shucks, it's just 'possums turned green from the river.
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Close enough.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
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Who would've guessed addin' possums to beer don't make it magical. I sure wouldn't!
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But it did make the possums drunk! And boy are they angry drunks.
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Not all of them - this one's a horny drunk.
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*sigh* Spending the day fending off a horde of hairy, drunk monsters who have overrun my bar...
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This ain't the spirit of St. Patrick's Day at all!
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You'll have to do what you people are best at.
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Drinking? Fighting? Nurturing alcoholic writers?
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Emigrating!
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Just make sure you're back next St. Patrick's day, when we actually have a reason to visit your pub again!
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| Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Hide From Crazed Animals". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 8 hours.
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| Message
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It's too late for Tom but not too late for you! You've been awarded a Stack of Beer! Find it in your inventory!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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