Bloggin' a Food Blog
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"Bloggin' a Food Blog"
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Song Information
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"Bloggin' a Food Blog" is a song that was performed by Fois Garth, Amuse Bruce and a female singer.
Lyrics[edit]
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin' a food blog.
- Marge and Bart and Lisa,
- As one now,
- We're having fun now.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names.
- Fois Garth:
- Rolling into K-Town, bibimbap and bulgogi.
- Amuse Bruce:
- The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchi.
- Fois Garth:
- Give me house-made terrines, my ducks is always confit.
- Amuse Bruce:
- I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need.
- Fois Garth:
- Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous-vide.
- Amuse Bruce:
- A fumatore in Brindisi FedEx me salami.
- Fois Garth:
- Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami.
- Amuse Bruce:
- I'll be frank like Bruni, ruthless like Reichl.
- Fois Garth:
- Wiley like Dufresne, when I take the mic out.
- Rhyme about radicchio,
- Amuse Bruce:
- Criticize Colicchio.
- Every pub is gastro,
- Fois Garth:
- All my beef carpaccio.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Throw it in the pho, yo,
- Fois Garth:
- And don't you call that pho pho.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Talk about broth-squirting dumplings, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings.
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin a food blog,
- Uploading pics with our fun mom, fun mom, fun mom.
Credits version[edit]
- Female singer:
- We're bloggin' a food blog.
- Settin' up accounts for our users,
- Usin' computers.
- Fois Garth:
- Post tweets every day,
- Yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Never give it four stars.
- Ain't never give it four stars.
- Maybe two, maybe three.
- Female singer:
- Moderatin' the comments.
- Checkin' the page views, page views, page views.
- Fois Garth:
- D-d-d-d duck fat.
- Amuse Bruce:
- Truffle oil,yo, yo, yo.
- Fois Garth:
- My food is art. My food is art.
- It comes right from the heart.
Behind the Laughter[edit]
The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim and Carmen Carter. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.[1]
It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.
Appearances[edit]
Episode – "The Food Wife"
References[edit]
