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The Legion of Stationery are antagonists that serve the Origami King. They are oversized Office Supplies that were given sentience. Their purpose is to guard the streamers.
Members[]
Colored Pencils[]
- “Feast your eyes upon my art-senal! Twelve colored pencils, ready to make your paper bodies my canvas!”
- ―Colored Pencils
Also called "Jean-Pierre Colored Pencils the 12th", this member was sent to guard the red streamer and bears the title The Missile Maestro. It speaks with colorful dialogue and resembles a box of colored pencils. Its main attack in battle involves it launching its pencils.
Rubber Band[]
- “No, no NO! The star of the show isn't Mario, you uncultured HACKS! The real superstar... is MEEEE!”
- ―Rubber Band
This humanoid monster is made of rubber bands, which is how it got its name. Rubber Band is also called the "Elastic Entertainer" and guards the blue streamer. Paper Mario encounters it in a theatre, where they've trapped most of the Toads who work at Shogun Studios.
Hole Punch[]
- “Lady, I couldn't stop groovin' now if I wanted to. So I guess we're gonna have to... FACE. OFF!”
- ―Hole Punch
This member is a yellow hole puncher that guards the yellow streamer. It runs a disco floor and can punch holes in surfaces, hence the title "The Disco Devil". Hole Puncher had punched out the faces of a number of Toads, making them zombie-like. Its weak point is hidden by its cover, and Paper Mario can get at that point by tearing it off them with his 1,000-Fold Arms.
Tape[]
- “HEY! I'm not tacky! I'm STICKY! DAT'S IT! Ya want a piece of me? Well, you're gonna get it!”
- ―Tape
This member is an oversized tan tape tube that rides a purple dispenser. It has a speech pattern that resembles New York gangsters. Also called the "Shifty Sticker", Tape trapped several Toads on the wall with its tape.
Scissors[]
- “Yes. YES! It's been ages since my last clash with a worthy opponent! I feel such a RUSH! Come at me! Bring me your worst!”
- ―Scissors
This member is a green scissors pair that has a penchant for duels. Also called the Dual-Bladed Duelist, it guards the green streamer. Scissors had mutilated much of the Koopa Troop during his takeover of Bowser Castle. Paper Mario faces them in the castle's throne room.
Stapler[]
- “Hey! I'm walking on my face! Nobody makes Bowser walk on his face! I mean, THEY did!”
- ―Paper King Bowser
Also called the Fanged Fastener, this member fights Paper Mario during the heroic party's siege on the Origami Castle. It doesn't speak due to acting like a dog, but it does have the ability to bind Paper beings, turning them into Folded Soldiers. Its weak point is its mouth. Paper Mario has to defeat it by destroying that weak point and then snapping it open. Stapler is the perpetrator behind binding Paper King Bowser in a weak form.