Join the Ranks

Lesson 1:
"Up, two, three, four (x4)
And left, two, three, four,
Up, two, three, four (x3)
And right, two, three, four,
Keep it up, two, three, four,
Up, two, three, four (x3)

Join the Ranks and walk in line
Join the Ranks and march in time
There is no game you can win
If you don't have discipline

Join the Ranks and you will see
You can become just like me
If you're good and you don't flunk
You can Join the Ranks and sound your trunk!

Atten-tion!
Company, march!
And up, two, three, four,
Up, two, three, four, (x2)
Up! Company, halt!

Lesson 2:
I once was a small elephant,
My big voice was a tiny grunt,
But in the Ranks I learned respect,
And an elephant never forgets!

Now, in those days, now way back then,
Now, what year was that...Now, where was I, hm...let's see...
Well, just follow me!

Join the Ranks and walk in line,
Join the Ranks and march in time,
There is no game you can win,
If you don't have discipline!

Join the Ranks and you will see,
You can become just like me,
If you're good and you don't flunk,
You can Join the Ranks and sound your trunk!

Like that!
Company, march!
And up, two, three, four,
And up, two, three, four,
Up, two, three, four,
Up, two, Company, halt!

Lesson 3:
Here in the pachyderm patrol,
You will learn total control,
I will teach you bit by bit,
To stomp, and salute, and jump, and kick!

I, the commanding elephant,
Will show you to act with deference,
Here you will follow the rules,
Or get cast out with the fools!

Join the Ranks and walk in line,
Join the Ranks and march in time,
There's no game you can win,
If you don't have discipline!

Join the Ranks and you will see,
You can become just like me,
If you're good and you don't flunk,
You can Join the Ranks and sound your trunk!

(Hathi, Jr.): I was gonna say that!
Well, fine. Company, march!
And a up, and a two, three, four,
Up, two, three, four,
Up, two, three, four,
Up, two, and a hip, hip, hica!
Up, two, three, four, and carry on, well done!

Lesson Completed