Poppi's Remodel?

Poppi's Remodel? is a Heart-to-Heart in Xenoblade Chronicles 2. It is located in Tora's House in the Gormott Province.

Introduction[]

Brighid
"So... This is the abode of the mighty Tora?"
Tora
"Hey! Careful with hands! Lots of breakable and valuable things!"
Brighid
"Huh? What's this?"
Tora
"Ah! That more than enough fiddling! Don't handle Tora's stuff!"
Pyra
"What's this? It's all fluffy... Is this a... Bunnit costume? Doesn't look very scientific..."
Poppi α
"That armor for Poppi!"
Brighid
"Armor? It's got ears and everything."
Pyra
"This won't provide protection. It's more like something from a beauty pageant."
Poppi α
"This Cutie Bun-Bun Armor!"
Pyra
"Cutie Bun-Bun Armor?"
Poppi α
"Correct! This state-of-the-art armor. Everyone wish they had such good defense! Additional function is to cheer up Masterpon with extreme cuteness."
Brighid
"It looks like that's its primary function..."
Poppi α
"Cheer-up effect can be boosted by initiating tail-wiggle dance protocol."
Brighid
"Tora. I think you have a little explaining to do here."
Tora
"Mehmeh..." (How to defuse Brighid's anger...)	Try to explain Be defiant

Tora
"Erm...if you listen to Tora's explanation, it make perfect sense!"
Brighid
"I'm all ears, Tora."
Tora
"This not thing that Tora make... Nothing to do with Tora really... This creation of Dadapon and Grampypon. Tora never used!"
Brighid
"Is this true, Poppi?"
Poppi α
"Correct. This armor was designed by Masterpon's Grampypon. Masterpon's Dadapon improve design further and perfect its defensive capabilities."
Pyra
"Huh? Is that right?"
Tora
"That entirely right! Tora not fib-teller!"
Poppi α
"Masterpon put finishing touches in form of tail-wiggle dance protocol."
Tora
"Meh..."
Poppi α
"Masterpon work feverishly on this feature. Tail-wiggle protocol consume Masterpon's waking hours until he perfect wiggle angle and ear flap rate."
Brighid
"Oh, is that so? That's...very interesting...Tora!"
Tora
"Poppi...Poppi... Don't reveal Masterpon's secrets!"
Poppi α
"Why not? This excellent opportunity to share Masterpon's research with group."
Brighid
"Poppi's right! Really, this is fascinating. Do continue, Tora! I'd especially like to hear about your views on women."
Tora
"Mehmeh?!"

Tora
"Ahem! This armor that Tora build based on Dadapon and Grampypon's design! This fruit of three generations of research!"
Brighid
"Tora, this is indefensible!"
Poppi α
"Also, tail-wiggle dance protocol created entirely by Masterpon."
Tora
"Indeed. Tora's scientific passion!"
Brighid
"I don't think this has much to do with scientific endeavor, Tora! You can't dress Poppi up like this!"
Pyra
"Tora, that's not cool."
Poppi α
"Masterpon... Poppi not understand."
Tora
"D-don't listen, Poppi! Poppi should be proud of very special, one-of-kind armor!"
Brighid
"Tora, you should get rid of this horrible thing. Pyra, maybe you could just reduce it to ashes for us?"
Pyra
"OK! I'd be happy to!"
Tora
"No! Do not destroy Tora's wonderful creation!"
Brighid
"Come here, Tora! Come here and explain yourself properly!"
Tora
"No, no! Stop! Hot! Hot! Meh! It burns!"