- Gilbert: [standing over Billy's grave with a shovel] Ok. Head of a lover. How am I going to dig up a whole grave in time? I am so dead. Ah .
- [Shovels into the dirt]
- Gilbert: that's not six feet under.
- Billy Butcherson: [emerging from his grave] Who are you?
- Gilbert: [screaming hysterical while running away] Zombie. Killer Zombie.
- Billy Butcherson: No. Hey, stop. I am a good zombie. I'm not even chasing thee.
- Gilbert: [holding up shovel defensively] Stay back. And don't try to eat my brains.
- Billy Butcherson: [confused] Why would I... .
- [gets back in subject]
- Billy Butcherson: I simply wish to know why you were digging up me grave.
- Gilbert: And I simply wish to know why you're alive.
- Billy Butcherson: Well, because I was woken up and never put back to sleep. Well, I've been awake since... . How long ago was 1993?
- Gilbert: Wait were you there that night? With the Sanderson Sisters?
- Billy Butcherson: Uh... unfortunately.
- Gilbert: Well, guess what? They're back again.
- Billy Butcherson: [walking back to his grave] No, no,no
- Gilbert: No, no, no, wait. I need your help. I'm doing a spell to kill Winifred for good. I mean don't you want to pay her back for poisoning you and sewing your mouth shut.
- Billy Butcherson: Thou knoweth how I die?
- Gilbert: Well, yeah. Everyone knoweth the legend of Billy Butcherson. You were Winifred's lover and you cheated on her with Sarah so she killed you.
- Billy Butcherson: What? No, no. No, no, no. That is not what happened. I shared one kiss with Winifred. One. Oh, she has sullied my name for eternity.
- Gilbert: Well if you help me gather everything I need for the spell, I will tell everyone the truth about you. So what do you say?
- [Extending his hand to shake]
- Gilbert: Partners?
- Billy Butcherson: Mm
- [they shake hands Billy's hand comes off Billy takes it and reattaches it]
- Billy Butcherson: Sorry. There we go. Right as rain.
- Sarah Sanderson: Winnie, Winnie, Winnie. We already drank the life potion!
- Winifred Sanderson: [slaps Sarah in the face] Simpleton!