Danny Trejo credited as playing...
Machete
- [crowd chanting "Carmen" and she peek out behind a curtain]
- Carmen: I am NOT going out there!
- Machete: Oh YES you are! You're a spy, you're undercover, and you have to make THEM think you're a pop star!
- Carmen: I can't sing!
- Machete: Who can these days? I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete Miracle Microphone.
- [He puts a microphone on Carmen]
- Carmen: [with microphone] I can't sing...
- [she heard her voice singing]
- Machete: This will make you dance like Britney Lopez.
- Juni: Hey, what about me?
- [He hands Juni a guitar]
- Machete: This will make you play like Angus Van Santana!
- Juni: Cool.
- Machete: Now get out there and ROCK!