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Dark Lover by J.R. Ward
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it was ok
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I originally wrote this review in a more innocent time. A time, if you can imagine, when I was a lot less cynical and a lot more likely to give books a break.

So I did the obligatory drool over the Black Dagger Brotherhood men whilst expressing frustration at the multiple POV's (SO MANY!). I complained about the content and nature of Wrath and Beth's relationship but let it slide because, hey it was just some light-hearted fun.

A couple of years ago I was at my mother's house when a large, terrifying spider began its battle charge toward me with murderous intent gleaming in its eyes (witness accounts may vary...)

In case you are unaware, I have a deep and unabidding terror of anything with more than six legs.

The spider racing toward me looked something like this:

spider
Nobody else at the scene of the event picks up details like I do...

Because she loves me (presumably) and to put a stop to my earsplitting girlie shrieks of "Kill it! Kill IIIIIIIIITTT!" (less presumably) my mother whacked it triumphantly with a shoe.

It is at this point that hundreds of small, though equally malevolent spider spawn emerged from the crushed remains of their mother, all equally intent on destroying me one little piece at a time.

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Each one was chanting this in their tiny babyspider voices as they rushed toward me with evil in their heart and malice in their eyes...

I count this as the most traumatic moment of my life. I find it extremely ironic that it was a vacuum cleaner, the bane of my life, that rescued me that night while I jumped on the couch in a fit of apoplectic terror.

And it is with equal terror that I look upon the undead spawn that has filled the market since Dark Lover first emerged into the reading sphere.
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Reading Progress

Finished Reading
February 9, 2010 – Shelved
October 6, 2010 – Shelved as: the-great-shelf-of-meh
October 7, 2010 – Shelved as: kat-s-book-reviews

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message 1: by Chichipio (new)

Chichipio You sound like a very reliable witness.

I'd keep this review at hand to show to any unsuspecting cop asking you anything about whatever that might ever happen:

"yes, detective, I saw everything and I'm willing to testify, but… you might want to read this first…"

"Oh… oh! ermmm… forget I asked, ma'am, have a good day."


Kat Kennedy You wound me. If anything, this account shows what accurate detail I can store and recall at a moment's notice. Nobody else recalls the haunting battle-cry of the baby spiders or can accurately describe the beast that attempted to destroy me...


message 3: by Alicia (new) - added it

Alicia "Undead spawn," huh? So . . . I'm thinking you didn't like the book. :P


Amanda What makes me smile the most about your review is that, even after relating such a terrifying experience and linking it to your feelings about the book, you still gave it two stars! I shudder to think what heart-stopping experience a ONE star book would be similar to!


Kat Kennedy About a 10 page, profanity-filled rant-of-doom.

No, really, just look up some of my 1 star reviews.


message 6: by Kate (new)

Kate Copeseeley I ran across a specimen just like that the other day, when I was cleaning our back porch. This is baby spider season in Cali, and there is a particular breed around our house that carries her babies on her back. I turned the hose on them, full bore. I do not tolerate scary looking spiders carrying babies on my porch. Just EW. I don't care if I go to Buddhist hell.


message 7: by Courtney (new)

Courtney I literally had to pull over on the side of the road after reading this review. And, yes, I'm a threat to the world as a whole for driving and Goodreading simultaneously. While I was recovering from my fit of hysterics off the interstate, I sent your review to everyone I knew, their uncle, and their turtle. I thank you dearly for adding excitement to my otherwise monotonous (debatable) life.


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

I know a book about spider lovin' that might change your mind....


Kat Kennedy You have no soul!


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

Win! Pesky souls.


Kat Kennedy Slovenly drunkard...


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Slightly drunkard, please. It's Thursday after all...


Kat Kennedy That's true. I apologize. But you still have no soul.


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm okay with that. :)


Kat Kennedy yeah I thought you would be! Enjoy your Thursday evening! Tis Friday night here and I am home alone with two children whilst Mr Kennedy enjoys some libations at a Buck's Party.

Oh how I envy your (slight) drunkeness!


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

That's rough. Mr. C is in Vegas, so I am home slightly drunkenly with two kids too, but I think my kiddies are older, so they need less slightly drunken attention. Buck's party like a bachelor party?


Kat Kennedy Yes, a Bachelor Party type thing. And yes. My children are 3 years old and 6 weeks old so I also think this is a bit rough!

But I've put my big girl panties on and everything.


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

Phew! That is rough! Good luck!


message 19: by Joel (new)

Joel i won't even post this youtube video i saw the other day of someone killing a momma spider and... well.

mostly because i might accidentally watch it again.


Kat Kennedy I'm so glad you came to this decision.


message 21: by Anachronist (new)

Anachronist Spiders are cute, books like this one - not cute. If you kill an innocent spider what should be done with such a book?


message 22: by Kat (new) - rated it 1 star

Kat I should have listened!


message 23: by Ladydawn (new) - added it

Ladydawn lmao my daughter and me had a similar experience with a spider just a few nights ago. Except no baby demon spiders. Too funny!


message 24: by Seth (new)

Seth Frost Your reviews always make me smile/laugh. And while I know that you did it for the Good of All and not just for me, I still feel the need to thank you. :)


Kat Kennedy You're welcome!


message 26: by Mari (new)

Mari You are certainly NOT an animal lover, are you. If i see a spider, i feel guilty throwing it out of the house, much less killing a mother and her babies. Of course the babies would have eaten her, but still. i don't like to kill things just because they have more legs then me. It seems like a very shallow reason. So your humor (or attempt, anyhow) isn't for me. Also, just to rid the world of some ignorance; Spiders don't have more then six legs. They have six exactly. They aren't insects.
Ok, now, what are you actually saig about the book? other then you used to like it, but now you are less pleasant? I don't get it.


Kat Kennedy Spiders have 8 legs...


Melissa Um yeah, spiders have 8 legs. Insects are the ones that have 6 legs....


Melissa Btw, I have to tell you Kat, I love reading your reviews, even if I don't fully agree with them all the time. You always get me lmao, and whenever I do see you've rated a book highly, I do check it out shortly thereafter. :o) Though sometimes my curiosity of a book will get me reading it, even if some people I follow say it sucks horribly, like this one. I just have issues though. haha


Marcia I thought you were gonna say that like your mother triumphantly killed the spider to save you; you were going to triumphantly save us from reading this series! I read to 5 or 6! Ugh, I wish I would have read this first, cuz I thought I was the only one who didn't like where they were going.


Kat Kennedy Thank you, Melissa!

Marcia - they got very tedious very quickly.


Kmarie Even though I'm a newbie on goodreads I have been following you for a very long time...I LOVE your reviews! They are insightful and humorous and I have found myself agreeing with you...most of the time :)


Kat Kennedy Thanks Kmarie.


message 34: by Allison (new) - added it

Allison S Im an animal lover and I say kill those creepy spiders . I would have a small case of PTSD from your experience . How incredibly terrifying . Earlier today at work I had an uber creepy "insect experience"
Shutter


Carissa You're review made me laugh out loud. Hard. I definitely don't hate these books, but I am a LONG way from loving them. I think the thing that really killed it for me was the fact that these "non-men" talk like stuck up 14 yr old girls who chew way too much bubble gum and spend far more than what's considered normal amounts of time at the mall.


Wendi WDM Ew ew ew ew!! Stop! LOL I read the part about the spiders to my husband and he even did the kill it kill it dance on tippy toes.


message 37: by Rose (new) - rated it 2 stars

Rose i had a similar experience with an elevator once...


message 38: by Gerriane (new)

Gerriane i was sitting here wondering what on earth spiders had to do with the book...and then I read the last sentence and burst out laughing. You have my like!


Kat Kennedy Score!


message 40: by Megan (new) - added it

Megan Mansell Ive not read the book yet so i cant comment really, but you did make me laugh! You have also made me so curious about a book so bad that ive just ordered it!


message 41: by Erin (new) - rated it 5 stars

Erin Schmeitzel And you will love it Megan. I promise!


Monty Cupcake ☠ Queen of Bloodshed ☠ This may be one of my favorite reviews that has almost nothing to do with the subject at hand. Highly entertaining.


message 43: by Kat (new)

Kat This happened to me as a small child...they crawled on me...I still have night terrors about it. No one understands...


Kat Kennedy I get it. I understand.


message 45: by Kat (new)

Kat It is good to be understood! *hugs*


message 46: by Carla (new) - rated it 1 star

Carla Arana I loved your comment


message 47: by Carla (new) - rated it 1 star

Carla Arana I loved your comment


message 48: by Monique (new) - added it

Monique Too funny! And I hate spiders too!


message 49: by J.S. (new) - added it

J.S. Lenore I had this happen to me at work. As the only woman on my team, I had to keep a stiff upper lip while I avoided my office for the rest of the day, crying inside.


message 50: by Nur (new) - rated it 2 stars

Nur fantastic review, Kat :)


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