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176 pages, Hardcover
First published October 25, 2022
What do men and jars have in common? It’s exhausting to get them to finally open up.this is gonna be amazing lol
What did the man do after being introduced to the concept of emotional labor?
Asked his spouse to explain it to him.
What did he say after it was explained?
“Oh, I wasn’t listening. Explain it again.”
What do you call a man who just graduated with half an internship on his résumé?
Hired.
What do men and Pluto have in common?
They were promoted before we knew their credentials.
Their demotion got more attention than anything a woman has
accomplished.
The more we learned about them, the more we realized they
didn’t deserve their title.
They got too much real estate in my school textbooks.
They were both judged by their potential and not their
accomplishments.
Despite the evidence, people will continue to defend their
position.
What do student loans and politicians who break campaign promises have in common?
They both generate a lot of interest and prevent us from moving forward.
If a man is playing devil’s advocate, how many hours will he continue to talk at you if you just smile and nod?
I don’t know yet, ask me when he’s done!
What do you call a man who walks into a bar and calls “dibs” on an attractive stranger?
A cab.
What did the theoretical physicist say when his colleague told
him they were sexually harassed?
“Sorry, but I’m going to need to see some proof.”
What did the mayor say to the governor?
“Isn’t it cool how neither of us is a man even though most
people would assume we are based on our job titles?”
Why are there so few female astronauts?
Men feel threatened when women take up space.
Why couldn’t the toadstool take a seat?
The fungi had spread out and he didn’t leave her mushroom.
What did the doctor give his patient Eddie?
A diagnosis.
What did the doctor give his patient Edie?
A lecture.
What happened to the man who expected the women in his life to manage his calendar?
He had a hard time finding a date.
“I wish you could see how beautiful you really are,” the man said.
“And I wish you would give me back my glasses,” said the woman. “I can’t see anything.”
Why did the dad cross the road?
Because the neighbor called him a chicken and he just couldn’t let it go.
What do you call someone who claims to be a feminist but doesn’t believe that trans women are women?
A lot of things, but definitely not a feminist.
Why did the duck cross the road?
You don’t have to be a chicken to leave a situation that’s not right for you.
A man is feeling sick, so he goes to a walk-in clinic. The doctor introduces herself and asks what’s bothering him. Startled, the man says, “Oh, I assumed you were the nurse.”
The doctor frowns and says, “Sounds serious. Let me send you home with some literature.”
How did the dermatologist respond when he was reported for harassment?
He performed a mole check.
What do you call a female doctor?
A doctor.
What do you call a man who walks into a bar and calls "dibs" on an attractive stranger?
A cab.
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"Women are so emotional,"
said the man who just punched
a hole in the wall.
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Three women went to see a mechanic for an oil change.
They were spoken to respectfully, charged a fair price,
and not pressured into getting anything they didn't
need. How is this possible?
They were on each other's shoulders, wearing a trench c oat, pretending to be a very tall man.
What happened when the husband increased
his wife's allowance?
An allowance? What is she, his child?
What the fuck?
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Why didn't the working mother go
to a four-year college?
Why don't you mind your own business?
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A woman walks into a bar. And then walks right out
of it. The environment was hostile; it was awful.