Katzenjammer: ★★★★★
This is the most terrifying book you will ever read, and it should be.
I have never not loved a Francesca Zappia book, so despite my hesitance toward the horror genre, I had to read this. I read it in October because it's Halloween season, but the truth is that the horror of this book does not come through violence or visualization or gore or monsters or anything like that, but the sheer raw reality that lies behind this "body-horror-spooky-school-mystery" mask.
Katzenjammer is about the dangers of being a kid. And whenever this topic comes up, people are going to say that being a kid "isn't dangerous" and "kids have it so easy nowadays" because "back in my day..." and that's fine, but in my eyes that just translates to "I don't have kids" because if you did, you'd sure as heck care.
Katzenjammer's fantasy heckscape is pretty much as metaphorical as things get, so you have to be really open to interpreting strange things, but I'm telling you, there is so much depth, so much pain, and so, so much passionate, important anger in the writing of this book that you need to see. In short, without spoiling things: this group of high schoolers are trapped in a living, breathing school, without doors or means of escape. They can't remember how they got there but half of them have begun changing in weird, scary, self-destructive ways, like Cat, whose face is slowly morphing into a cat mask. On top of all this, the school's plumbing is filled with blood and there's a monster of some sort slowly killing off the changed teenagers. The teachers have become inanimate objects and only the athletic, popular kids have safe shelter and proper weapons.
You see where this is going, right?
Insight 1. Bullying:
I thought I'd never see the day a book accurately portrays the damage bullying causes. Without being cliche, and still depicting the pure frustration, insecurity, and fear bullying creates, Katzenjammer is flawless in its message towards bullies and OH MY WORD. I can't even describe it, it rips me apart, seeing this smart, strong-willed protagonist get torn to pieces over this massive thing no one sees but her. I have seen this story so many times in real life and it kills me.
For anyone who's read the book: I especially liked the way that the changes the kids go through is directly connected to the way they were bullied. As if they became what everyone thought they were. And also how the inanimate teachers just watched and did nothing, because of course. Of course.
Insight 2. Mental health:
No one writes mental health struggles like Zappia. I appreciate this novel for its mental representation so much. I think everyone should read this because it just--this book depicts everyone's struggle. Not just the "good guys". I'll leave it there.
Insight 3. School safety:
I don't want to say much about this book, just that it fueled an anger in me I did not think I had. And it's time to get angry, it really is. If I have to send a child to school in a bulletproof backpack one day, I'm not sending them to school.
Overall this book made me feel mad, it made me feel guilty, it made me feel not alone, it made me feel seen, it made child me feel seen, it makes me want to scream. I almost wish this book wasn't horror because I know it's going to stop some people from reading it when everyone on this planet should, but at the same time, it has to be horror, because that's what it is.
If Francesca Zappia ever saw this somehow, I just want to say thank you and I'm sorry. I'm sorry because I'm guessing you write a lot from experience, but thank you for turning that experience into something so beautiful as this. I know everyone who reads it will feel disturbed, but also comforted at the idea of having strength anything like yours.
Content warnings (these are actually in the copyright section of the book, but I'm gonna put them here too):
- language: this book is 15+ for sure.
- spice: necessary references, but nothing inappropriate really happens
- violence: everything you can think of
- trauma: possible eating disorder triggers, gun violence, references to insanity