Tom Angleberger > Quotes

“The Force- always may it be with you.”
― Tom Angleberger, The Strange Case of Origami Yoda

“Sometimes I wonder if all my friends are insane.”
― Tom Angleberger, The Secret of the Fortune Wookiee

“Never underestimate the power of the dark side.”
― Tom Angleberger, Darth Paper Strikes Back

“The things people tease you for are not your weaknesses, they are your superpowers!”
― Tom Angleberger

“It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.”
― Tom Angleberger, Horton Halfpott; or, The Fiendish Mystery of Smugwick Manor; or, The Loosening of M’Lady Luggertuck’s Corset

“I love to read books! There are so many authors that I think are really fun to read.”
― Tom Angleberger, The Strange Case of Origami Yoda

“You see, the lives of servants are not lived by clocks, but by the ringing of their masters' bells.”
― Tom Angleberger, Horton Halfpott; or, The Fiendish Mystery of Smugwick Manor; or, The Loosening of M’Lady Luggertuck’s Corset

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― Tom Angleberger, Fuzzy

“A school library is like the Bat Cave: it's a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero.

True, the superhero is more likely to be wearing a cardigan than a batsuit, but still...”
― Tom Angleberger

“so we were able to strip down and wipe the goo off ourselves”
― Tom Angleberger, Fake Mustache: Or, How Jodie O'Rodeo and her Wonder Horse (and Some Nerdy Kid) Saved the U.S. Presidential Election from a Mad Genius Criminal Mastermind

“He piled fib on top of lie on top of exaggeration and cemented it all with hyperbole.”
― Tom Angleberger, Horton Halfpott; or, The Fiendish Mystery of Smugwick Manor; or, The Loosening of M’Lady Luggertuck’s Corset

“Penguini’s”
― Tom Angleberger, Inspector Flytrap

“Ignorance and evil-an ugly alliance.”
― Tom Angleberger, Horton Halfpott; or, The Fiendish Mystery of Smugwick Manor; or, The Loosening of M’Lady Luggertuck’s Corset

“You have hibernation sickness.”1”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“It is hard to be weak when you were once strong. Hard to move slowly when all around you is moving too fast.”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi - Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“AN ENDLESS DESERT. Two robots. Two robots plodding through an endless desert. Fear not, reader! It will get better! But not every story can start with a bang. Or a wampa attack, for that matter.”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“Kitchen boys cost extra. A lot extra. They often turn out to be plucky little heroes with hearts of gold and a grim determination to see justice done.”
― Tom Angleberger, Horton Halfpott; or, The Fiendish Mystery of Smugwick Manor; or, The Loosening of M’Lady Luggertuck’s Corset

“the greenish-brownish-yellowish blob of bloated fat that is his master:”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“Let fear defeat you not.

—Origami Yoda”
― Tom Angleberger, Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue!

“Our heroes seem rather cheerful about rushing off on what their old friend Obi-Wan would have called a damn fool mission.”
― Tom Angleberger

“I love you,” says Han. “I know,” says Leia.”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“Tatooine.”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“Do you think Mr. Moose is thinking about others' feelings?”
― Tom Angleberger, Two-Headed Chicken

“Field trips, everything can change”
― Tom Angleberger, Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus

“We’re”
― Tom Angleberger, Inspector Flytrap

“For some reason, anytime an adult decides you are 'representing' something, they decide you should represent it by being as quiet and boring as possible.”
― Tom Angleberger, Emperor Pickletine Rides the Bus

“Ewoks. It”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“To win, one must be strong when an opponent is weak”
― Tom Angleberger, Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue!

“They salute each other, as generals should. But they both recall times when their adventures weren’t nearly so noble.”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!

“But dumb luck? That’s where Solo has always excelled.”
― Tom Angleberger, Return of the Jedi: Beware the Power of the Dark Side!