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Illustration of a decision-making meme showing a person at a fork in the road. One path, leading to a bright, castle-like structure with a cheerful atmosphere, is labeled 'Support Your Favorite Artist on Patreon.' The other path, dark and stormy with a gloomy castle in the distance, reads 'Continue Enjoying Their Content for Free.' The character, labeled 'You,' stands undecided at the crossroads, humorously representing the choice between financially supporting content creators and consuming their content without compensation.

We know you like the work, or you wouldn’t be here. Making comics that poke at the weird, messy questions – why we’re here, what’s real, how horny a worm with boobs can make us – that’s what we do. And it’s hard sometimes. Not the glamorous kind of hard, but the endless, detail-rich kind that demands time, focus, and the support of a community who believes in it.

Does It Matter?

By joining us on Patreon, you’re not just a supporter; you’re a fellow traveler on this messy, fascinating journey. Your support means we can keep diving deeper, creating absurd and funny stories that build spaces where laughter rules and not negativity and hate. Whether you choose the well-worn road of free content or the brighter path of patronage, we’re grateful you’re here, reading, considering, and maybe – just maybe – taking a step further with us.

After all, it’s not just about paying for content; it’s about saying, “Yes, I believe this matters.”

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas about a man's surprising fascination with a sexy worm costume Panel 1: In a Halloween costume store, a man in a green sweater browses the racks. Looking at the costume display wall, he comments: "These female Halloween costumes are getting out of hand." Panel 2: The man examines the selection of costumes on display, including "Sexy Ghost," "Sexy Nurse," and other sexy variants. He reacts with an uncomfortable "Haha... Geez." Panel 3: His attention is caught by a particular costume package labeled "Sexy Worm." He contemplates it, saying "Then again..." Panel 4: In a dreamy pink thought bubble, we see his fantasy of being embraced by multiple large, segmented pink worms while wearing the sexy worm costume himself, a blissful expression on his face.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas about Officer McSexy's overzealous arrest of a child in a Halloween costume Panel 1: In a nighttime scene on Halloween, Officer McSexy hides behind a bush in a blue uniform holding a walkie-talkie while on patrol. He says: "Captain, I have a visual on our killer." Another speech bubble responds: "Who?" A sound effect "krrrk" indicates radio communication. Panel 2: Officer McSexy exclaims: "The guy from the docuseries!" and runs after a kid wearing a Ghost Face mask from the Scream movies, who is casually a plastic pumpkin collecting candy. Panel 3: In a dramatic action scene with an orange and yellow background, Officer McSexy has tackled the small masked child to the ground. He shouts: "You're under arrest, you SICKO!" Some evidence items are scattered on the ground. Panel 4: Inside an office, the police captain sits at his desk while the two concerned parents and their child, now in a wheelchair and covered in casts and bandages. The captain says: "We would fire him, but he has a great ass."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas.Panel 1: A group of witches sit in a circle around a fire under the night sky. One witch says, "To abolish the patriarchy once and for all..." Panel 2: Another witch, holding a wand, adds, "...raise your wands, sisters!" Panel 3: Several witches lift their wands, while one holds up what looks like a vibrator (magic wand). Panel 4: The witch holding the vibrator looks slightly awkward, while the other witches continue their ritual under the moon.

So, here’s the deal: after we dropped this comic and it turned out to be a success, we felt this itch—almost a physical urge—to revisit it. Not to remake it per se, but to refine, to tweak, to smooth out those minor imperfections that only become visible in hindsight, like hairline cracks in a mirror that otherwise reflects something whole.

Then, along comes this offer from a print studio, and not just any print studio but one with three locations across the globe, which is kind of a big deal if you think about it. Their whole operation is basically the dream scenario for anyone who cares about what they’re producing: colors that aren’t just bright but seem to vibrate on some kind of metaphysical level, like they’ve bypassed your retina and gone straight to the part of your brain responsible for wonder. And let’s not forget the paper. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill, office supply store stuff. We’re talking thick, textured, almost sinfully durable paper. Like, you could probably frame this without glass, and it would still hold up against the minor apocalypses that tend to occur in your living room.

Selected Funnies




Speaking of frames—another thing. They’ve got this black one that’s absurdly high-end, so good that they don’t just frame the print, they frame you, like they re-contextualize your entire existence as someone who actually cares about aesthetics. Which, if we’re being brutally honest, is part of the reason for the price, and we get it: some of you have raised an eyebrow or two about the cost, and we don’t blame you. But the thing is: the price isn’t arbitrary. It’s a function of the quality and the ethically sound supply chain. Yes, it’s on the higher end of the spectrum. Yes, it’s an investment. But imagine this: your artistically disaffected friends and the snobbish dinner guests whose approval you secretly crave? They’re going to stand in front of this print, struck dumb, maybe for the first time in their lives, because they’re faced with something they can’t cynically deconstruct. And isn’t that worth it?

Selected Funnies

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Announcing with no small amount of glee: Selected Funnies, our exclusive art print collection, is now officially live.

We’ve curated our top four favorite comics into this collection, and you need to see these colors. We’ve done prints before, sure. But these are on a whole different level of aesthetic splendor. Each piece is printed on thick, creamy bamboo paper, the kind that feels almost indulgent to the touch, and yes, each one comes signed.

 

CHECK THEM OUT HERE