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[Episode starts with Donnie and Mikey putting posters all over the world, The Run of the Mill Pizza, the Yokai Library, even Big Mama's hotel.]
MIKEY: "Mystic metal needed!"
DONNIE: "Top coin paid!"
MIKEY: "Mystic metal needed!"
DONNIE: "Top coin paid!"
MIKEY: "Mystic metal needed!"
DONNIE: "Top coin paid!"
[In the alley. Leo's paper hut sign is changed to Mystic Metal Merchants.]
RAPH: "I don't know about this plan. If we want to find the last pieces of the dark armor, shouldn't we be out there chasing down rumors and shaky leads?"
DONNIE: "It’s called crowd-sourcing Raph. Why bust our own humps-"
MIKEY: "When there are thousands of yokai in the city who can bust their humps for us? They slap their scraps to us and we just chilax here and see if it is part of the dark armor."
LEO: "Okay, I do like the laziness angle but I’m not taking sides yet."
[A light suddenly hits Leo's eyes causing him to fall.]
MIKEY: "Ooh, a cellar. See what happens when you give our ideas a change, Raph?"
[The person is holding a brown box and bringing it to the desk. Donnie leaned over and examined it.]
DONNIE: "Excuse me, We are a reputable fly by night organization. How dare you bring this worthless garbage in?" [kicks person out.]
LEO: "Ha ha! Epic plan fail!"
DONNIE: "We haven’t failed yet."
[Donnie points to the left where they see a yokai walking up to them holding a box.]
DONNIE: "The glow on that piece is off the charts!"
MIKEY: "Told ya, Raph! Dark armor here we-"
[Suddenly, a truck came in and circled around the mutant.]
REPO: "Hey! You owe me money! [hits the mutant and swipes the piece] Now we’re square."
[He chuckles as he runs off.]
MIKEY: "Nooo!"
DONNIE: "Repo stinking Mantis!" [kicks fake store]
RAPH: "Now you see why I had my doubts?"
LEO: "Of course I do. Which is why I’ve been on Team Raph this whole time."
RAPH: "My turtle. Member since day one."
MIKEY: "Chillax, we know where he lives. Let's go get that piece back."
[Later on at The Salvage junkyard.]
RAPH: "Now here’s the plan. We’re gonna smash our way in and keep smashing until we we smash that armor piece right into our smashy little hands!"
DONNIE: "While you were planning your predictable Smash-capade, Michel and I were crafting a superior plan based on our extensive knowledge of the subject."
MIKEY: "Question: Who is Repo Manis? Answer...."
[A light flashes and reveals Mikey and Donnie wearing millionaire suits. Mikey is wearing glasses, hat and mustache while Donnie has a monocle and Hat.]
MIKEY: "Repo Mantis is motivated by greed!"
DONNIE: "Dolla dolla bills y’all!"
MIKEY: "Now you guys stay in the car, while Donnie and I pose as wealthy junk buyers and smooth talk Repo into giving up that armor piece baby."
LEO: "Sure this can’t go well."
[As they got outside, they found Repo fixing the hood of his car.]
DONNIE: [British accent] "I do say, good man, Maxwellton and I are wealthy junk moguls looking to sink loads of money into top shield garbage."
MIKEY: "Dear me, Arm Brewster, I just found money in my pocket. Remind me to burn this when we get back to the slag lake at Martha’s Scrapyard."
REPO: "You guys sound fancy. Come on, I’ll show you around."
[Inside, Leo is getting bored.]
LEO: "Ugh… How long is it gonna take for this plan to fail miserably?"
[They watched on the screen as Donnie scanned for the piece.]
REPO: "Everything is for sale. Just don't be in that bus over there. No matter how much you might think there’s something great in there, do not go in that bus. Do you understand?"
RAPH: "That’s it. It’s on the bus."
DONNIE: "Pip pip. Pardon good sir, but my colleague and I know our way around a junkyard of two."
MIKEY: "Perhaps you could be a good assistant and bring us a nice refreshment?"
REPO: "For a couple of garbage gourmets like yourselves? My pleasure." [He walks off]
MIKEY: [normal voice] "Great. Now that he’s gone, we can search this whole place. Everywhere except the bus of course."
[Raph's voice buzzed from Donnie's com.]
RAPH: "Guys! What are you doing? You’re wasting your time. If you want to find the armor piece, you gotta check out that bus."
DONNIE: "I’m sorry, are you a fake millionaire junk mogul?"
MIKEY: "Yeah! Let us handle it,"
[Screen goes blank.]
RAPH: "This is why we should never do their plans. They’re wasting time when they should be on that bus."
LEO: "Yeah. When a bug man tells you not to go on a creepy bus, you get right on that bus mister."
RAPH: "Yeah! Creepy bus ahoy!"
[Leo swings onto the back of the bus, Raph looks at the fridge and looks at a pretty wide 39 feet long school bus.]
LEO: "I don’t see the armor piece in there."
RAPH: "He must be using the bus to block the way into this mountain."
LEO: "So what do we do?"
RAPH: "Pfft. A bus only weighs like 25,000 pounds. I got this. [he starts to lift up the bus] Lifting like a boss!"
LEO: "Raph Raph Raph!"
[Scene flashes to white and Leo was actually calling out his name as he is on the ground.]
LEO: "Raph. Raph. Hey, Raph?"
RAPH: [wakes up] "What happened?"
LEO: "You passed out trying to single handedly lift a school bus."
RAPH: "How far did I move it?"
LEO: "I mean, you wiggled the bumper a little, but your neck vein was huge! Let me try something."
[He makes a portal and reaches inside and opens the latch. He pulled it, but the door hit him in the face.]
LEO: "Whoa, it worked."
MIKEY: "I don’t see the armor piece. Should we investigate the bus?"
DONNIE: "No! Stick to our plan, operation not Raph’s plan. We’re the ones who know Repo and he is totally predictable."
REPO: "Yo!"
[Repo's claw appears between them, freaking them out.]
DONNIE: "AHHHH!! I did not see that coming!"
REPO: "You fancies want some caviar? I didn’t have fish eggs so I just use ladybugs."
[Back to Leo and Raph inside the bus.]
LEO: "So what do we do now?"
RAPH: 'Time to show Mikey and Donnie what a real plan looks like."
[Raph ignites and drives the bus forward until he stops in front of a massive cage dangling in the air.]
LEO: "Well, somebody put the rust in rustic charm."
[Drumshot is heard and it turns out Raph tripped on a drum set.]
RAPH: "Ow, Who left a drum set here? That armor piece has to be in here somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled, Leo."
LEO: "I would If I could see more than two feet ahead- [bumps face] Ow."
RAPH: "My leader instincts are tingling, These must be the lights."
[He presses it, but this only opens the cage that was in front of the bus.]
LEO: "Quick question. Have we been on enough of these missions to form an opinion about glowing red eyes?"
[A large shadow lands in front of them.]
RAPH: "I’ve got an opinion. RUN!!"
[They started to run to the bus.]
LEO: "I’m starting to think Donnie and Mikey’s plans are better. Oh I hate this I hate this! AAHH!! It Looked at me!"
[They get inside the buzz but the creature managed to stick its head inside the bus. Raph attempts to start up the bus.]
RAPH: "Come on come on come on come on!"
[Leo screams as its tongue pulls him toward its mouth. Finally, the bus started and Raph reversed it.]
REPO: "I don’t know how you slicksters talk me into it, so here are the keys to my entire junk enterprise."
DONNIE: "A pleasure, sir. And here is a briefcase of our 100% real artisan currency."
REPO: "Just let me grab a few things and I’ll be out of your top hats forever."
MIKEY: "Good work, Arm Brewster. Now we can take our sweet time to look for the piece of the-"
RAPH: "Save yourselves!!"
MIKEY: "Raph! I told you to stay in the car."
REPO: "Who are these guys? Turtles? You running some kind of scam on me?"
LEO: 'Look out! Hairball!"
[They get hit by a hairball as they slide to a stop.]
REPO: "And you let my cat out?! Are you crazy?"
[The creature is revealed to be a green cat-like mutant which is huge. It had red eyes, green fur, mantis claws and a collar on her neck.]
RAPH: "Tell it we’re friends?"
REPO: "It won’t help. Mrs. Nubbins used to be so cuddly until she got mutated into a mantis. Now all she wants to do is eat my head."
[Nubbins started chasing Repo.]
DONNIE: Fun Fact: Praying manti often practices cannibalism."
REPO: "Not fun for me!"
LEO: "I think we're done here. You guys wanna bounce?"
MIKEY: "But we haven’t found the dark armor, and we can’t leave him to get eaten."
LEO: "Oh, great. We get to save the guy who once repoed a birthday cake."
[The cat mantis sees Repo hsing and raises her arm toward him. Leo jumped in front and creates a portal, hitting her own face.. Raph appears as Leo jumps with them. The Cat mutant used her tongue and grabbed them into her mouth. Donnie and Mikey flies above and she eats them as well.]
MIKEY: "Man, Raph. Why didn’t you trust us to do our plan- ow!"
RAPH: [struggling to hold the jaws] "Cause any time a bad guy says ‘Don’t go in there,’ you’re supposed to go in there like a boss! You’re right. Raph’s had nothing but bad ideas today."
MIKEY: "We’re just saying you don’t have good ideas. We’re just saying that sometimes we do too!"
[The mantis cat flings them in the air and they all start to fall.]
DONNIE: "But now is not one of those times! Got anything boss man?"
RAPH: "Okay, okay, maybe we can trap it somehow if we all put our heads together. What do we know about cats? Go!"
LEO: "Well, they’re warm, they're fuzzy and they’re always trying to eat dad."
[They land on the car]
MIKEY: "That’s it. I bet we can make a Manticat sized mouse."
RAPH: "Sounds like a great plan."
[They start making a craft made mouse car. Leo drives it and the cat manages to find a cowering Repo. Donnie fired tennis balls on the face, getting the cat's attention.]
MIKEY: "It’s playtime, Mrs. Nubbins."
[Mrs. Nubbins chases after them, thinking it must be a real mouse.]
RAPH: "Get her in there."
LEO: "I’m on it. Everybody bail on three. Three!"
[They jumped out, as the cat took the bait and entered the cave.]
MIKEY: "Raph, the bus!"
RAPH: "I got this. [starts to push the bus] Pushing like a boss!"
ALL: "Raph Raph Raph Raph!"
[But of course, once again, Raph faints. Leo pokes him and calls him to wake up.]
LEO: "Hey, Raph?"
RAPH: "What happened?"
LEO: "You passed out again. Are you getting enough iron? Anyway while you were out, we drove the bus back. Big scary kitty is all locked."
RAPH: "Right. Great plan team."
REPO: "Nice work putting my cat away. She gets so cranky when she’s hungry. I’ll feed you soon, my little snuggly wuggly."
RAPH: "So Repo, now that we solved a very important problem in your life-"
MIKEY: "How about hooking us up with that piece of mystic metal you snagged earlier today."
REPO: "Mystic medal? Oh! That was a special order from a couple of shoes salesmen with flame heads, They picked it up just before you guys got here."
RAPH: "That's not good. We got to go."
[They began to take off. repo opens up the briefcase only to find a bunch of tuna.]
REPO: "Hey? This isn’t money. It’s just a briefcase full of loose tuna!"
[The entrance opens up and Mrs. Nubbins heads toward the tuna.]
REPO: "No! No, Kitty no! Oh, snuggly wuggly!"