Mystic Mayhem/Transcript

[Theme song; opening sequence]

[Opens on city scene; a crowded sidewalk. A small, doglike creature races between pedestrians legs.]

Pedestrians "Hey! Huh? What the -? Easy there! Come on!"

[Yelling.]

[Chasing the creature are two big, hulking men, who shove pedestrians out of the way. The creature knocks a bunch of flags to the sidewalk and men slow down to tiptoe between them, avoiding stepping on the flags. The creature runs between a delivery guy and street vendor.]

Delivery Guy "Not cool, dude!

[Men knock him down.]

You gotta watch where you’re going, man!"

[The creature runs down an alley and encounters a wall.]

Man 1 "This way."

[The creature turns to see two men approaching, hands out menacingly. They leap, but the creature glows and suddenly vanishes. The men hit the ground and creature reappears far behind them. It runs off and the men stand, growling. Cut scene to rooftop, where a party is taking place. The man tosses briefcase full of money onto table in front of rich man, who laughs. Above and behind them, atop of roof spire, are four figures They leap All landing on building ledge. One shoots cable across to metal beam on building on the other side of the rich man’s party. Attaches other end of cable to the wall next to him.]

Unknown male "

[into communicator]

Yellow submarine, are we clear?"

Female "

[off-screen]

Affirmative, Red Rover."

Unknown male "Copy.

[Turns to brothers.]

Right, boys, it’s go time."

[All attach clamps to cable and begin sliding across. Below them, rich man is still laughing. The Leader holds up his hand as a signal. There is screeching sound, but all four glide right over the party. Approach a building next to it and the leader points down. All jump from the cable. Then from the shadows reveal four mutant turtles.]

Leonardo "Cow –"

Michelangelo "A –"

Donatello "Bun –"

Raphael "Ga!"

All "Cannonball!"

[Land in pool. Water flies up in a huge jet. April yells triumphantly and holds out phone only to be drenched in water.]

April "Woohoo!"

[All dancing and whooping in the now empty pool.]

Mikey "Ha! You must be this rad to ride that ride."

Donnie "Well, based on our velocity and entry angle . . . I concur. We rad."

April "You guys crushed it. Gimmee five!

[All leap out to join her.]

Or three."

Raph "Couldn’t have done it without you, April. Our girl with the plan."

Leo "And keys to the roof."

Mikey "Let’s go bungee dunk on the hoops at Rucker Park."

April "Game on! Just one thing first.

[Tosses two warning signs on ground.]

“Wet floor” and “Dry pool”. Our work is done here. Donnie, can I hitch a ride."

Donnie "No probbles."

[Don turns his back to her and gestures towards his shell with his thumb. April jumps onto his shell, which immediately opens to provide a seat and handlebars. Rotors whirl and they lift off from the rooftop, followed by the other three turtles. As Raph is jumping down, he spots the little doglike creature, who is shivering and whimpering in a construction yard.]

Raph "Aww.

[Slams face first into a building.]

Oh!

[Crawls up to roof.]

Hey, hey guys, hold up.

[Points down at creature.]

Poor thing looks lost.

[Jumps down and others follow. Lands heavily behind the creature and startles it.]

Hey little guy,

[baby talk]

what’chu doing here? Mm, mm, come to big Raphie.

[Others laughing.]

What? Pets love me all right? I am at one with the animals."

[The Creature growls and leaps at Raph’s face, clawing him up and then jumps into April’s arms. It begins licking her.]

April "Aww. I didn’t get this drenched from the cannonball."

Mikey "It looks so weird. What is it?"

Donnie "Maybe it’s some kind of nuclear St. Bernard."

[Donnie touches small globe attached to its collar. Angry scoff draws their attention to two figures nearby. All gasp.]

Raph "Oooh! Humans!

[All four turtles duck behind April as he whispers.]

Initiate plan H."

[Raph, Leo, Mikey come out of hiding.]

Leo "Um, excuse me sirs. Can you direct us to the local science fiction convention that we are currently dressed for?"

Mikey "Snazzy alien turtle outfits, huh?"

Donnie "

[stepping in front of Mikey]

We are just typical, normal humans who got lost in the middle of our normal, everyday human lives. Nailed it."

Leo "

[whispering to Donnie]

Dude, you gotta make it to rehearsal."

Man 1 "Give to me creature. How you say . . . Pretty please . . . Or I’ll destroy you."

Raph "Really? You think you’re gonna step to our friend? Rookie mistake, hoss."

April "And if you step to my friends for stepping to you for st-stepping to me? You’re gonna have to step to me. Mm-kay?"

Man 1 "You do not intimidate us, with or without your fake nerd voices."

Donnie "That was actually my real voice."

Raph "Well, you better get intimidated, ‘cause we’re like nothing you’ve ever seen."

Donnie "What’s wrong with my voice?"

Man 1 "Hm?"

[Both men start to glow and purple stuff flows around their bodies.]

Turtles and April "Whoa! No way!"

Mikey "Dude!"

Raph "Jumping Jack Flash!"

[Turtles and April react as men begin to transform into huge monsters astride monstrous dogs. Garm and Freki]

Leo "So . . . You guys from Jersey?"

Mikey "Really, Leo?"

Leo "What? I can’t make a joke in the middle of the craziest thing ever? That’s how I cope."

Raph "Whatever.

[All brothers pull their weapons.]

This is our chance to finally use these babies. Weapons ahoy!"

Donnie "We agreed to reserve “ahoy” for ship based adventures, pal, please."

[Dogs snarling and barking race towards them.]

Donnie "Guys, I got this.

[Staff expands with jets on either end. He throws it at oncoming bad guys.]

Fibonacci!

[It begins whirling sporadically.]

Ah, no, n . . . oh, no, no. That’s so bad."

April "

[Creatures hisses and disappears.]

Dog thingy!"

[Creature reappears in the air, clamps mouth on to the runway staff, and blinks out while holding staff. Appears above Donnie and drops with staff into his hands.]

Donnie "Hey, it plays fetch.

[Blinks out again and returns to April.]

And teleports, which is . . . oh, my gosh, it teleports!"

[One of the monsters points their weapon at Don and it begins to glow. There is a zapping sound.]

Donnie "Ah!"

[Don crashes into a pile of cinderblocks.]

April "Donnie!"

Donnie "Pro tip, the inexplicable glow-y wave – extraordinarily painful."

[Groans.]

Raph "All right, Mikey, you take the one that looks like a broken toaster. I’ll take the guy that looks like a fancy trash can."

Mikey "

[Weapon comes down in front of Raph, throwing him backwards.]

They look exactly the same,

[monster chases Raph and Mikey starts to run, looking behind him]

and they don’t look like either of those things!"

[Dog creature chases Mikey.]

Leo "Hey, where are you going?

[Snarling sound makes him look back over his shoulder. Other monster is astride a dog creature.]

You had to ruin cannonball day.

[Rushes at monster.]

Ooh-ho-ho-ho!

[Metallic ringing as he swings his weapons, then flash of light. When image clears, Leo is standing there with two broken swords. Moans.]

My swords!"

[Monster laughs and Leo flings the swords hilts at his head, connecting with his helmet. Monster snarls.]

Leo "

[Jumping around.]

I don’t need weapons to beat you! I got my rad skills!"

[Jumps onto side of concrete truck and flips in the air beneath monster’s weapon, and then falls flat on his face. Cut to Raph who takes a hit and slides backwards. Mikey leaps down next to him.]

Raph "Mikey, ninja mode!"

[Both ease back into the shadows. Monster growls and then lifts weapon, pointing it at Raph, who is clearly visible behind a steel girder. Mikey is clinging to the one above him.]

Raph "Okay, uh, there’s a chance he can still see us.

[Monster blasts them.]

Ah! Plan double-B!"

Mikey "Yeah!

[Retracts back into his shell and Raph grabs him.]

Brother-ball!

[Throws Mikey at monster, but it reaches up and catches him. Mikey’s limbs appear and he pulls nunchucks, shouting as he spins them. Begins striking the monster’s arm, but it doesn’t budge as the nunchucks bounce off and hit Mikey.]

Ho! Ha! Ho! Take that!

[Mikey’s face is all puffy and bruised as he stops swinging.]

Had enough yet?"

[Monster releases Mikey into a flowing purple orb and flings him away. He loses his grip on the nunchucks, which the monster catches in one hand and crushes.]

Mikey "My ‘chucks!"

Raph "Hey! Why don’t you pick on someone my size!"

[Pulls sais as bell dings. They are facing off. Monster snaps his finger and dog leaps at Raph, who runs screaming. Dog clamps onto his head, flings him around, and then throws him. He hits the dirt and begins coughing. Reaches for his sai, which is sticking up from the ground, but a purplish blast hits his weapon and disintegrates it, and then the other one which is nearby. Raph lets out a high-pitched cry. Monster hits him and throws him atop Don, who is lying on top of Mikey and Leo.]

April "Hey,

[bricks smashes against monster’s chest]

trash can and toaster boy! If you know what’s good for you,

[picks up brick]

you’ll leave my friends

[monsters lifts hands and orb forms around the little doglike creature they saved]

alone. What the –

[Creature tries to teleport out of orb, but can’t. With a wave of his hand, monster pulls orb through air towards it, but April hangs on.]

No!"

[Monster grabs orb from April and then blasts her backwards.]

Garm "I have the agent and the vial. Hyah!"

[Spins around and gestures. A giant M appears on the brick wall nearby and an opening appears.]

Turtles "Whoa!"

Delivery guy "

[Rings bicycle bell and turtles moves aside.]

Sweet shortcut. Wait! This is not a shortcut!"

[Rides right into the opening and falls far through a glowing tunnel, screaming.]

Mikey "Ah! Good to know."

[Doggy whines and monster rides into opening.]

April "The dog thingy!"

[Gives chase.]

Raph "Hey!

[Turtles chase her.]

April! No!

[Wall closes after April enters. Raph slams face first into bricks.]

Oh! April!"

Leo "I think she’s okay, ‘cause there’s no, like, April bits on the ground."

Raph "

[Looks on other side of the brick wall.]

Hey, April, are your bits on the other side of the wall? How do we get her out of there?"

[Looks at Don.]

Donnie "And, equally important, where is “there”?"

Mikey "

[Standing and staring at the giant M on the wall. Snaps his fingers.]

Oh, hey! I’ve seen this before! In fact, we all have.

[Scene pulls back and then returns to an object on a shelf in the lair.]

In Splinter’s do-not-touch cabinet."

Raph "

[Turtles all behind chair where Splinter sits watching TV on a big screen. Cabinet is to his right.]

You’re right. It’s just like the symbol those creeps have."

Mikey "Should we just ask him for it?"

Leo "And what do we say if he asks why we want it? That we need it to go after our best friend, who disappeared into a wall after our priceless weapons were destroyed by mystical jogger guys?"

Raph "

[Slams hand down on Leo’s head.]

Shh! Okay, here’s the plan. We gotta get Splinter out of the room."

[TV voice-over in Japanese. Turtles slide in front of the screen and bow respectfully.]

Raph "Hey, Pop. Any chance we can have the living room tonight?"

Splinter "

[Slurping milk through straw from the carton. Laughs hysterically.]

And I thought purple was the funny one!"

Donnie "I told you guys I was the funniest. What if I hooked it up so that you could watch in bed, huh? Wouldn’t that be even lazier?"

Splinter "No! My butt is asleep, just how I like it. Now, leave me be! They’re about to break out the scorpions!"

[Laughs as TV voice-over begins again. Turtles slide out of sight. All turtles squatting on floor behind his chair.]

Raph "Plan one didn’t work. New plan. All right, listen up.

[Slaps paper on table and grabs a crayon.]

We need ten chickens, a gallon of rubber cement, and . . ."

Leo "

[Holds up compass object from Splinter’s cabinet.]

Leon’s got it."

Raph "How’d you get it?"

Leo "You know he always passes out after milk and cake."

[They peek over top of chair. Splinter lay there snoring. Back at construction site brick wall. Raph holds up compass in front of the wall.]

Donnie "A few hours ago I would’ve called this foolish and impossible. Now I just call it foolish."

Mikey "Say what you want, Donnie. Raph’ll pull it off, ‘cause if he doesn’t, we’ll lose our best friend forever."

Leo "Mikey, don’t say that. You know he chokes under pressure."

Donnie "Leo, he’s even more self-conscious when you talk about it."

Mikey "And then you can smell his fear."

Raph "

[Getting more nervous as they talk, finally spins on them.]

Stop talking about my fear stink!"

[Dramatically points compass at wall but nothing happens. Pushes it closer and shakes compass, but nothing happens. Punches the bricks repeatedly while brothers look on.]

Raph "Come on! Stupid wall!

[Throws compass at it. It bounces back to hit him and he falls.]

Oh."

Mikey "How about we let the artist of the crew take a poke at it?"

[Has caught the compass.]

Leo "I say give him a shot. I mean, he can’t do any worse, respectfully."

Raph "Hey."

[Mikey approaches wall and holds compass close to it. The pointer starts spinning and a glow appears, creating a matrix. Mikey cries out triumphantly and quickly draws the M on the wall. The opening appears and he gazes down through the glowing tunnel.]

Donnie "You beautiful fools. It worked!"

Raph "All I had to do was believe in myself."

Leo "Okay, uh, what do we do now?"

[All looking at Raph.]

Raph "Cannonball!"

[Leaps into tunnel. Brothers follow.]

All "Cannonball!"

[Fall through and land on ground below with pained grunts, except for Leo, who lands on his feet.]

Leo "Land safely . . . aha! Oh, whoa!"

All "

[Expressing amazement as they look around at a strange world full of creatures.]

Whoa, whoa!"

Leo "I can smell Raph’s amazement stink."

All "Whoa. This is crazy."

Donnie "Exactly what I expected."

Raph "Are you kidding me?"

April "Psst.

[They turn around.]

Hey, guys, over here."

Mikey "April!"

[Rush to her and all hug.]

Raph "Missed you!

[They separate.]

Donnie, where are we?"

Donnie "According to my calculations, we are in a tertiary meta-verse."

April "Actually, I’ve been exploring, and we’re in a mystic hidden city deep under New York!"

Don "That was my second guess."

Mikey "Whoa."

Leo "So where’s the dog thingy?"

April "He’s in there."

[All look towards round structure high up on hill. Scene cuts to metal door sliding open and the group is standing there. All gasp and make amazed noises.]

Donnie "Look at the color scheme. Whoa, I’d love to do my lab in this style."

Raph "Hey, there’s the little guy. And the delivery guy too!"

[Dog thingy and delivery guy in separate cages. Dog thingy keeps trying to portal out, unsuccessfully.]

Raph "We gotta help them get out!"

April "

[Stops Raph as he starts to jump down to floor below.]

Someone’s coming."

[Baron Draxum appears, stopping in front of the cages.]

Delivery Guy "If you’re the guy that keeps calling about the calamari, fine, it’s pig butts! But the crab cakes are real."

Draxum "I assure you, I have no interest in your petty cakes of crab."

[Small creature leaps from Draxum’s shoulder onto the front of the cage.]

Muninn "But we would love to hear more about those pig butts."

Delivery Guy "Ah!"

Draxum "

[Squats in front of dog thingy’s cage and reaches inside.]

So nice of you to return my vial.

[Yanks globe off its neck and approaches the delivery guy again.]

You are about to be part of an experiment that will change the very nature of humanity."

Delivery Guy "All right!"

[Draxum uncorks the globe and pours green liquid contents into a giant tank full of Oozesquitoes. Liquid flows up to cylinder and electricity begins to spark of tubes.]

April "This dude looks like trouble."

Raph "Yeah, and if I’ve learned anything from “Jupiter Jim” movies, glowing green usually equals bad."

[Green liquid multiplies in size and Oozesquitoes begin drinking it. Draxum extracts one of the Oozesquitoes from the container and walks back to caged delivery guy.]

Delivery Guy "So . . .

[Draxum gestures and cage walls turn into vines which wrap around delivery guy and lift him up.]

is this gonna hurt?"

Draxum "It will . . . if I’m doing it right."

[Oozesquito latches on to delivery guy’s face and pumps green liquid into him. Leaves a red dot on his forehead.]

Delivery Guy "Hey, that wasn’t so – oh, ow. Okay, this part hurts.

[Begins transforming.]

This part – oh! This part hurts. Ah, that hurts! Oh!"

Raph "What’s happening to him?"

April "That is messed up."

[Delivery guy is transformed and making gurgling noises. The turtles and April react with groans and grimaces.]

Donnie "Yeah, jury’s in. That was imitation crab."

Delivery/Crab Guy "I just got used to acne. Now this?"

[Screams and runs out of the room.]

Muninn "

[Laughs.]

Should we go after him, boss?"

Draxum "The mutation worked, just like it did all those years ago."

Raph "Mutation? You mean like us?

[Gasps.]

Could we be –"

Mikey "Part imitation crab?"

Donnie "

[Laughs and then sobers.]

You are not kidding, are you?"

Draxum "

[Standing over doggy’s cage.]

I’ll deal with you next."

April "We can’t let that sheep-horned weirdo do anything to that dog!"

Leo "But except for Donnie, we’re out of weapons."

Donnie "Note to you, next time, make your weapons out of high-grade titanium."

Raph "Guys, who needs weapons? We’re ninjas! Leo’s got his mad skills, nobody flips better than Mikey, Donnie’s got that big old brain, and I got, uh –"

April "A friend who knows where there’s a room full of weapons."

Leo "Ah, thank goodness. We were so dead."

[Music plays as April pulls a lever and all fall through the floor.]

All "

[Gazing into huge room full of lights and gadgets.]

Ah! No way! Whoa!"

Donnie "It’s like if magic and science had a baby!"

Leo "

[Grabbing a pair of swords.]

Ho, oh, oh, yeah!"

Mikey "

[Finds and spins nunchucks.]

These’ll do."

Raph "Hey, yo, guys! How about we take the glow-y ones?"

[Raph points at spot where glowing weapons float in the air. Leo and Mikey’s eyes widen and they drop their weapons and run to the new ones.]

Leo "Oh, dibs on the sword.

[Grabs Odachi and swings it.]

Oh, boy!"

Mikey "

[Grabs Kusari-fundo Nunchaku.]

Hot soup!"

Raph "

[Grabs Tonfa and smashes them together.]

Boom! Huh-ha!"

[Last thing floating is a mystic staff. April grabs it and holds it out.]

April "What about you, Donnie? Don’t you want a glow-y weapon?"

Donnie "No, I’m good.

[Hugs his staff.]

I’ll never let you go. This looks interesting though."

[Don touches a purple crystal that’s floating nearby.]

Leo "Ho, oh, oh, yeah!"

[Three turtles pose with their new weapons.]

Raph "Let’s go save that dog thingy!"

[Back in main chamber, Huginn is poking the dog thingy with a stick and laughing.]

Draxum "Finally, after all these years, I can continue my work."

[Loud banging sound startles him. Turtles and April fall through a large pipe.]

Draxum "What?"

Raph "All right, you incredibly, unusually buff bookworm, give us the little guy, and you’ll walk out of here with your horns still attached."

Leo "Shouldn’t we also stop him from creating crab-men?"

Raph "Good note. Okay, give us the little guy, stop creating crab-men –"

Donnie "Imitation crab-men."

[April sighs in exasperation.]

Raph "Okay, good note. Stop creating imitation crab-men . . ."

Brothers start talking all at once "And a ride home, and a limo, with a hot tub and pizza!"

[Draxum is looking at them with stars in his eyes.]

Raph "Stop creating imitation crab-men and you’ll walk out of here . . . ."

Draxum "You’re . . . beautiful."

Leo "Raph, why don’t you take it from the top again?"

Raph "Here goes. First, you apologize to the dog thingy –"

April "Let’s do this!

[Leaps off balcony, swinging her club.]

April O’Neil!"

Mikey "Omigosh! She just ran in."

[April lands on dog thingy’s cage, begins chewing on vines, straining and grunting as she tries to free him. Huginn and Muninn grab her and fly around room with her trying to beat them off. Draxum throws giant purple vines at the turtles.]

Leo "

[Sliding around on the vine.]

I hate this! I hate this! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Gah!"

[Draxum throws down pellets and giant robot thing grows up from the floor.]

Mikey "Omigosh!"

Donnie "Whoa, whoa!"

Raph "Dude, seriously?"

Leo "Ah! It looked at me!"

[Robot grabs all vines together and shakes them, flinging turtles off. Turtles laying on floor groaning and whimpering. Robot roars.]

Donnie "This one’s got a little spice."

Draxum "Capture those specimens!"

Raph "

[Robot charges.]

Cowabunga!"

[Turtles all charge the robot. Leo swings his sword and slices through a leg. It roars and grabs handful of boulders from floor, throwing them at turtles. Mikey and Raph dodge each missile.]

Raph "Hot soup!

[Smashes face first into robot, knocking it down.]

Whoa! Whoa!"

Donnie "

[Battle shell opens and rotors deploy. Flies overhead and opens rockets on staff, but they start spinning him.]

No, no, no. No, no, no, no."

Mikey "Look out guys! Whoa! Whoa!"

[Staff smashes into robot’s head and spins his whole body, then sends it crashing to the ground.]

Donnie "Ha!

[Catches his staff.]

Nailed it!"

Draxum "Accidentally impressive. With a little bit of training, you could be as formidable as I’d hoped."

April "

[Still flying around overhead.]

It’s okay! I got this!"

Leo "

[Coughs]

Okay, well, great, and since you’re surrendering."

Draxum "

[Laughs]

Baron Draxum does not surrender."

Leo "Okay, well, when he gets here, we’ll deal him...oh, ho, ho, I see. You’re doing that whole “sinister talking in the third person” thing."

Raph "Only Raph can use the third person! All right, guys, time to put our training to use."

Leo "What training? You guys have been training?"

[All rush to attack Draxum. His arms grow huge and he blocks all their strikes. Hits the ground with both fists and the concussion throw the turtles back.]

Draxum "And that’s why Baron Draxum–"

Huginn "

[Falls from above and hits Draxum on the head.]

I’m sorry, boss."

[Lands on ground and beats on Muninn, grabs Huginn in her teeth. Shakes Muninn loose from her leg and stomps on him, giving the turtles a thumbs up. Draxum shoots brownish liquid at her and it wraps her in a cocoon.]

Mikey "You did not just do that to our friend!"

[Throws end of chain at Draxum, but it goes past him and then hangs in the air, the round end spinning. The weapon starts to laugh maniacally.]

Mikey "Whoa. Magic weapon . . . Ah!

[It yanks him forward and then flies around, taking him on a wild ride.]

Whoa! Whoa!"

[He hits a section of the ooze tank and breaks it. Mikey is yelling and screaming, as the end of his Kusari-fundo still laughs and turns into a flaming face. Draxum jumps aside just before it hits him, and Mikey lands hard.]

Raph "Mikey, that was awesome. How’d you do that?"

Mikey "I don’t know, man. I was just swinging my weapon, like this, and all of a sudden . . .

[end flames on again and laughter begins.]

Just like tha –a-a-a!"

Raph "Let me try. Magic weapon, magic weapon, magic weapon, magic weapon!

[Tonfas start to spark.]

Aw, yeah! Magic weapon!

[It explodes and knocks him down.]

Mine works too."

Leo "Can’t wait to find out what mine does!

[Starts running and sword begins to spark and shift. Draxum lifts arm to block him and Leo swings without connecting.]

Ya!"

Draxum "

[Looks surprised.]

Hm?"

Leo "

[Laughs uneasily while sweating. Sword lifted overhead sparks some more and a portal opens beneath Leo’s feet. He starts to fall.]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Portal opens overhead and he falls through, going through first portal again.]

Whoa! Ah!

[Falls through over and over.]

Get . . . me . . . off . . . this . . . ride! Whoa!"

Donnie "And that’s why I like fighting the old-fashioned way, with impossibly futuristic high-tech weaponry."

[Begins attacking Draxum, who blocks his strikes. The end of Donnie’s staff forms a rocket and when Draxum swings at him, Donnie ducks so that Draxum hits his staff. It bounces up and smashes him in the face, knocking Draxum backwards.]

Donnie "Just like I planned it!"

[Jumps into air while spinning his staff.]

Mikey "Look out!"

[Smashes into Donnie.]

Draxum "You fight like untrained buffoons, but under me, you could become true warriors!"

[Draxum throws pellets that form cocoons around the turtles. Donnie and Mikey are cocooned together.]

Mikey "We don’t spend enough quality time together."

Donnie "Oh, please not now, Mikey."

April "How are we gonna save the dog thingy now?"

Donnie "Donnie’s on it."

[Donnie lowers his goggles and peers around the lab. Sees tank sparking like it’s going critical. His goggle alarm sounds.]

Donnie "Wait a second.

[Draxum approaches and startles him.]

Ah!"

Draxum "Turtles, why are you trying to stop my plans? We are all in this together!"

Donnie "Ah, hey, I don’t know if this is part of your plan, but the lab’s about to explode."

[Turtles and April start hopping around in their cocoons panicking. The tank sparks some more and the starts exploding.]

Draxum "Aw, nuts."

[Boulder lands on him. Tower buzzes and starts falling. All of the Oozesquitoes escape. Tube hits dog thingy’s cage and breaks it. He portals away and lands on April’s lap.]

April "Little guy! Can you do your thing and get us out of here?"

[The creature grins and portals April and the turtles out of the lab. They wind up just outside of Draxum’s stronghold. Mikey quickly draws the M symbol on a wall and they jump through when it opens. Draxum’s stronghold explodes. Turtles and April land safely topside. The compass slides out of Mikey’s hand and breaks.]

Mikey "Oh, no! Splinter’s doohickey!"

April "Man.

[Dog thingy appears above her and lands in her hands.]

Are you okay, boy? Or girl? You sure were good through all that mayhem. Hey, Mayhem! That’s a cute name."

Raph "We just defeated a boss villain. We’re heroes.

[All strike a pose.]

We deserve a name like Mad Dogs."

Leo "Mad dogs? You don’t think something like Mutant Ninja Turtle Teens or . . . I don’t know. Maybe – we’ll keep brainstorming."

[Oozesquito flies past them.]

All "Huh? Hm."

[Tons of Oozesquitoes fly out of the open mouth behind them as ominous music plays.]

Donnie "Huh. That can’t be good."

Leo "We should go. People’s blinds are starting to open."

[End credits roll]