This is a transcript for Hacking Stockman, the fifth episode of season 7 of TMNT (2003 series).
| Open on a nighttime city skyline. The Turtles are running the rooftops. | |
| Michelangelo | Wahoo! Check this move! [He does a cartwheel off one rooftop to the next.] I’m awesome! Waha! Don’t try this at home! Shell-tastic! Bombs away! |
| Raphael and Leonardo leap off of a rooftop side-by-side. Michelangelo jumps off right behind them. | |
| Michelangelo | Incoming! [He grabs an antenna, swings around it several times and then lands at his brother’s feet.] Thank you, New York! Goodnight! |
| He starts playing air guitar and making guitar noises – very loudly. Lights start coming on in buildings all around them. | |
| New Yorker | Will you cut out that racket! |
| Michelangelo | Do we rock, or do we rock? |
| Raphael | You just rocked half of downtown right out of bed, stealth boy. |
| Leonardo checks his shell phone. | |
| Leonardo | Actually, that was our best time yet on the eastside rooftop run. Great job. |
| He and Michelangelo give each other a high-three. | |
| Raphael | Ah, it don’t count, not without Donny. |
| Michelangelo | Yeah, it’s totally weird sans the D-man. He hasn’t left the lair in like – forever. |
| Leonardo | He feels responsible for what happened to Master Splinter. I guess we’re just gonna have to get used to being a threesome for a while. |
| An alarm sounds nearby. | |
| Raphael | Ah, the sweet sound of trouble. |
| He jumps from the rooftop, followed by the other two Turtles. They land atop a building with a large jewel shaped rooftop entry in its center. Raphael uses his sai to pry the ‘jewel’ open. Looking down, he spots two large Purple Dragon gang members carrying a large case filled with jewels. | |
| Raphael | Time to roll. [The Turtles hop down to the floor.] Look what we got here. A couple of punks in need of a ninja style smackdown. |
| The Purple Dragons put the jewel case on the floor and take glowing mallet shaped weapons from their baldrics and then both strike the ground with the weapons. The floor is smashed and a strong ripple of power travels through it towards the Turtles, hitting them and throwing them high into the air. They land on jewelry display cases, crashing through the glass. | |
| Leonardo | Or maybe it’s a bunch of heavily armed Purple Dragons. |
| Michelangelo sits up, groaning. He has a tiara on his head, a jeweled necklace around his neck, and holds up another one. | |
| Michelangelo | Pretty sparklies. |
| The Purple Dragon pair walk forward a few steps and then stop as Hun steps in front of him. He is sporting new gloved gauntlets, each with the same power signature as the mallets. | |
| Hun | Look what crawled out to play. |
| Raphael | Hun. Shoulda known. |
| Hun | Lucky you. We have some new toys. |
| He slaps the gloves together, lifts his arms above his head, and rushes at the Turtles. |
{Opening sequence; title song}
| Hun leaps, bringing his arms down, and the Turtles roll out of the way. The gauntlets crash into the display cases, destroying them completely with a huge explosion. The explosion reverberates through the building and the Turtles keep running. | |
| Raphael | Sure could use some of Donny’s big-brained techs-pertise right about now. |
| Michelangelo | No prob, I’ve got him on speed-shell. |
| He uses his shell phone to place a call. Hun growls and strikes the floor with his gauntlets, tearing open a huge hole right under the Turtle’s feet. They plummet to the floor below. | |
| Hun | Ha, ha! That first step’s a doozy! |
| The Turtles stand up amidst the rubble and look up through the hole above them. | |
| Raphael | Pain in my shell! |
| Michelangelo | You know, maybe we oughta just let them rob this place. Check it out! |
| He points to an open vault. On the wall is the symbol of the Foot Clan. Several Cyber Foot ninja are tied up on the floor in the vault. The Turtles approach the vault and stop in the doorway. | |
| Leonardo | This must be some kind of front for a Foot operation. |
| Hun | That’s right. [The Turtles turn to see a number of Purple Dragons, all armed with the new high-tech weapons, approaching, as is Hun.] I took them down and now I’ll take you down. |
| The Purple Dragon gang surround the Turtles. | |
| Raphael | Outnumbered and surrounded. Great. |