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[The episode starts at Stockman's lab at the Foot HQ on a rainy night, the Shredder watches over Karai as she endures multiple Mind-Worm injections.]
Shredder: Karai. Forgive me. I should have never allowed it to go this far. I will destroy Splinter and the Turtles for causing you such suffering. Sleep now, my daughter. Your revenge is soon at hand.
[Bebop and Rocksteady arrive.]
Bebop: Um, Mister, uh, Shredder?
Shredder: [turns around] What is it?
Bebop: You, uh, called for us, sir?
Shredder: I sense that the Turtles are soon to make another move. Double security. Watch Karai at all times.
Bebop: [salutes] We are on it.
Rocksteady: Da, Kid Freak Turtle Ninjas never get past the Bebop and Rocksteady.
Shredder: Do not fail me.
[Theme song]
Crognard: Wait here, my friends. For Crognard the Barbarian will destroy the Rock Giant alone!
Wizardess: Good luck, Crognard.
Crognard: And if Crognard does not make it back take care of Spooch.
Spooch: Spooch is worried for friend Crognard, spooch, spooch.
[Crognard charges at the giant rock monster and destorys it.]
Mikey: Yes! Crognard is the butt explosion master! Guys, you gotta see this ep- Guys?
[Everyone is in Donnie's lab as Mikey looked.]
Raph: I say full frontal assault. We bash our way in. Take no prisoners!
Leo: Remember last time? We couldn't even get through the front door!
Donnie: All we need is better stealth! Which leads me to present my latest invention.
[Donnie had made himself a dumpster machine which should be a stealth vehicle.]
Leo: What's with the mess?
Donnie: That's my latest invention. The Mark X-1 Experimental All-Terrain Urban Stealth Vehicle.
Raph: You invented a dumpster?
Donnie: That's the point, Raph. It's supposed to blend in perfectly with.. um the other trash littering New York City. Come on, let's test it out!
Leo: I thought you were fixing the Turtle Mech. How's this thing gonna help us?
Donnie: Look, if you wanna break into Shredder's lair, this baby's the thing to use, not a giant lumbering robot they can see coming from a mile away. The Foot will never see us.
[Mikey sits on the toilet.]
Mikey: Dude. It's got full flushing action. Nice.
[Later outside, the turtles are inside the dumpster.]
Leo: Worst. Invention. Ever.
Raph: Ugh, and I thought this thing smelled bad on the outside.
Donnie: Okay, guys. Let's do this.
[They began to pedal together as the dumpster began to move slowly.]
Leo: Remember the plan. We break into Shredder's lair, steal one of those brain worms. Donnie reverse-engineers it, and we save Karai.
Mikey: Doesn't sound too hard.
Raph: Any slower and this thing would be going in reverse.
[it started to get heavier]
Leo: Is it me, or is this thing getting heavier the more we peddle?
Donnie: Mikey, check the periscope.
Mikey: Aye, aye, captain.
[Mikey began to use the periscope and sees a homeless man sitting on the toilet.]
Mikey: Uh, we got a stowaway, Cap'n. He's eating a Choco-log. I love Choco-logs.
Donnie: What? Give me that!
[Donnie began to use it to trip the man out. Later, they sneak to the church.]
Mikey: Firing sausage cannon.
[He fired a sausage as a distraction.]
Mikey: Here they come, dude.
[The toilet spits water at it, causing the robot to get electrified.]
Mikey: Here comes number two.
Leo: I got this one.
[The dumpster releases a few tricks and destroys the bots. The turtles exit, punching the robot.]
Donnie: You see? No fuss, no muss. The perfect city stealth vehicle.
Leo: Now let's head for Stockman's lab and capture a Brain Worm. Stealth only, ninjas.
[Mikey trips]
Mikey: Whoa! Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
[Donnie picked up the door's lock and the turtles begin to enter inside the lair by using stealth,]
Leo: Almost to the lab.
Mikey: We're gonna make it this time.
[Suddenly, Raph got knocked by Bebop's laser.]
Bebop: Oh, dang! We got some trespassing' Turtles up in here!
Rocksteady: Surprise, Turtle freaks! This time we squashes you heads like blueberries!
Leo: Four turtles versus two complete morons. We got this.
Tiger Claw: [arrives] Well, well, well. I see the gathering has just begun.
[The turtles begin to charge. Leo takes on Tiger Claw.]
Tiger Claw: Leonardo, I am going to savor tearing the shell off of your body.
Leo: You can try, cat-man.
[He growls as Mikey dodged Bebop's lasers.]
Mikey: You wanna take on my sweet moves, Bebop? Bring it on!
Bebop: Ninja, please.
[Mikey gets shot. Raph and Donnie dodged Rocksteady's aim.]
Raph: Anyone ever tell you rhinos have terrible aim?
[Rocksteady roars as the two turtles climb higher ont he statue.]
Donnie: You just had to tick him off!
[Raph throws ninja stars but Rocksteady discharms it. The Lobster, Shrimp and Crab arrive]
Raph: Oh, not these freaks again.
Leo: Guys, there's too many of them. Get out of here!
[Raph kicks Rocksteady in the face.]
Raph: Retreat?
Donnie: Tactical retreat.
Tiger Claw: Block the doors. Do not let them escape!
[Rocksteady knocked Raph down, breaking Raphael's ankle in the processed.]
Leo: Raph! Raph.
[Leo helps Raph up and Mikey uses a smoke bomb.]
Mikey: Booyakashaaa!
[The turtles had disappeared. Tiger Claw glared at the two mutants.]
Tiger Claw: [angrily] You two idiots couldn't even perform one simple task!
[Shredder arrives]
Shredder: What happened?
Rocksteady: Turtle scum, trying to sneak into lairs again!
Tiger Claw: We drove them away, Master Shredder. I assure you we can handle them.
Shredder: If the Turtles break in here again, I assure you I will handle all of you.
[April is tending the turtles in the lair.]
April: Hold still, Raph. I think it's sprained. You're gonna have to stay off your feet for a while and heal up.
[She starts to wrap his leg.]
Raph: I'll heal later. Right now, I'm down for a little sweet revenge.
Splinter: You proved your foolishness once, there is no need to prove it again.
Leo: Sensei, we have to get one of those brain control worms. It's the only way Donnie can create a cure for Karai.
Splinter: I appreciate the effort. But you must remember your lives are just as important to me, my sons. And because of that, no missions until Raphael's leg heals.
Donnie: What?
Mikey: Not again.
[Everyone is shocked]
Raph: Don't sideline the rest of the team cause I'm down, Sensei!
Splinter: I have made my decision. Rest and get well, my son.
Raph: Sorry, guys.
Leo: Don't worry about it, Raph. We can't rely on technology to get us in there.
Donnie: So what are you proposing then?
Leo: There were too many of us. I need to go alone without tech. Solo.
Donnie: Solo?
[Later that night, Leo gets into his Shinobi outfit and leaves. Mikey begins to follow Leo. Later, Leo arrives at the rooftop until he got grabbed by Mikey.]
Mikey: Leo!
[Leo yells and nearly falls.]
Leo: Mikey, what are you doing here? [puts hood back on]
Mikey: Backing you up, brah.
Leo: It's too dangerous. It's better if I go alone.
Mikey: Dude, I just straight ninja'd you, son! You had no idea I was up here. I don't care what you say. I'm going. I'm here for you, dude!
Leo: All right then. Let's capture a brain worm.
Mikey: Yes.
[They sneak into the lab, where everyone is sleeping. Razhar wrapped Mikey up but Leo helped pull him out. They sneak into the lab where they see the jar of brain worms.]
Leo: There they are.
[He carefully picked one with the untinils until Bebop and Rocksteady appear.]
Bebop: Caught ya, suckers! I've been losing a lot of beauty sleep cause of you Turtles!
Rocksteady: Da! Shredder making us keep the eye out 24/7. Is no fun! Is boring!
Leo: Easy, fellas. Look, we're putting our hands up.
Rocksteady: I say we make the turtle borscht!
Bebop: Best idea I heard all day. Do your dealio, Steranko.
Rocksteady: Wait. I thinking maybe mutagen soup instead.
Bebop: I love that idea, G.
[They laugh as Leo and Mikey look at each other.]
[Meanwhile, Casey arrives in the lair.]
Casey: Everyone can relax. Casey Jones is finally here.
April: Leo and Mikey are gone, and they're not picking up their T-Phones.
Casey: We better check it out. I'll lead the team-
Raph: [shoves Casey away] We know where they went. Shredder's Lair.
Splinter: You are going nowhere, Raphael. Where are your brothers?
Donnie: That's a good questions, Sensei.
[Leo and Mikey are in a cage dangling over a mutagen vat.]
Bebop: You're gonna make one freaky two-headed mutant turtle. I can't wait to see this.
[Bebop laughs as Mikey whimpers in fear.]
Leo: What, you just wanna make a turtle mutant? That's boring. Why not throw more stuff in the mutagen? Create a super mutant.
Bebop: Hmm, I like that idea. Let's add something to spice up the mix. Like shrimpy over there.
[He points to Mini Shredder.]
Leo: Why not add more?
Mikey: Leo, what are you doing?
Leo: Stalling for time.
[He slowly takes out a knife behind his back.]
Rocksteady: Maybe up ante? We make turtle, shrimp, crab, and lobster mutant!
[Bebop pulled out some sardines.]
Bebop: Come here, little buddies. It's dinner time, freaks!
[He tosses it into the vat and the three mutants jump into the mutagen.]
Rocksteady: Oh, we creates the five-star mega mutant, da!
[All of a sudden, everything started to shake. Bebop and Rocksteady grew confused and concerned. Leo and Mikey grab onto the sides of the cage from falling in just as a massive burst splashed mutagen everywhere.]
Bebop: [panicked] You messed up big time, Steranko! I blame you. It was a stupid idea! AAHH!
[He runs away. Leo picks up the lock and free themselves just as the mutant bursts out.]
Leo: Let's go.
[Later on the street, the massive titan mutant emerged, revealing to be a pink, nasty gross monster mutant with so many faces, tentacles, armored spikes on its back and claws. Leo and Mikey managed to get out and see a glimpse of the creature.]
Mikey: It's some kind of Mega-Shredder! Ah!
[The creature opened its mouth to reveal a human wake destroying the place.]
Joan: Is it a blob thing from outer space or a product of science gone awry? Nobody knows, but one thing is certain, stay indoors, and stay tuned for more on this edition of Grody to the Max.
[The human Shredder attacks her.]
Casey: Is it just me, or does something about that monster look kind of familiar?
Raph: A little. We got to do something, now!
[April, Casey and Donnie nod in agreement and look at Splinter.]
Splinter: Go. Find your brothers. Save the city.
[They leave but Raph is still hurt.]
April: Raph, with your leg, are you up for this?
Raph: If I got to walk on my hands, we are taking that thing down.
Donnie: Hm. Maybe we can use something else to help you walk.
[On the street, all of the people run for their lives.]
Leo: We got to distract it away from the people.
[They dodged an incoming car before they charge at the kaiju.]
Mikey: You're going down, Mega Shredder. Yeah, boy!
[They shoot their grapping hooks to reach the monster. Bebop and Rocksteady arrive at the rooftop.]
Bebop: Aw, man, look at that thing, Steranko! We are in some deep bacon fat.
Rocksteady:[angrily] I blames you, Comrade Bebop. Is 'nother fine mess you has gotten us into.
[He punches his partner. Leo and Mikey start to hit the kaiju.]
Mikey: Booyaka-booyaka-sha!
[Mikey gets grabbed and came to face to face with the titan and it eats him,]
Leo: Mikey!
[He takes out his katanas and charges using his grappling hook and hitting the limbs. He gets into their faces and hits him and uses two more the monster grabbed him and opened its mouth to eat him until something made it fall, dropping Leo. The Turtle Mech is here with April, Casey Donnie and Raph controlling it.]
Casey: Yes! Way more awesome than video games.
[The monster gets up and turns to them, Leo escapes as the monster roars.]
Donnie: Readying more explosives. Fire!
[They fire an explosive as Leo watches from the roof. He looked at Mikey's grappling hook, Inside Mikey gets up to see a stomach of avoid where small worms slither. The human Shredder attached to its tongue attacks. Raph tried to kick him away.]
Raph: Arming missile launchers.
[The Mech fired a acid barrel at the monster. The impact started make MIkey fall.]
Mikey: I need something to hold onto.
[A massive tentacle grabbed him.]
Mikey: Not what I meant.
Casey: Incoming!
[The monster charges and the Mech dodged out of the way.]
April: Donnie, how do we stop that thing? What do we do?
Donnie: I don't know. Press more buttons.
[They spin out of control and crash as the monster is about to eat them. The human Shredder started to attack.]
Casey: Get this thing moving. Now!
Raph: Let's see how he likes a hot mouth.
[He used the flamethrower on the beast. Mikey gets himself free and grabs onto its gut using his kusari fundo so he won't fall into the acid. The Mech crashes to the ground. The human shredder had its head on fire and the head blew it out for him.]
Donnie: It's the tongue, Leo. The brain is the tongue.
Leo: I'm on it.
[Leo began to restrain the tongue and pinned him down. The Turtle mech pinned it down making the heads roar.]
April: Now it's worse.
[They leap off as the monster started to chase them.]
Raph: How do we stop this thing?
Donnie: How am I supposed to know?
[The tongue started to battle the mech as Leo got trapped in its grasp. The Mech grabs Leo and struggles to pull him.]
Donnie: Mikey's the kaiju fan. Where is he?
[A cracking sound made them look and Mikey burst from its teeth.]
Mikey: Cowabunga!
Leo: Mikey, I can't believe it!
Mikey: Booyakasha!
[He jumped down and sliced down the tongue, making the monster roar in pain.]
Raph: Now's our chance to finish this thing. Fire!
[They fire the acid can inside and the monster explodes. Mega Shredder is now dead.]
April: Pretty awesome, guys.
Leo: And we even captured a brain worm. Not a bad day after all.
Rocksteady: But boss! It was Turtles faults. They sabotaged mutagen.
Bebop: We tried to stop them, Mr. Shredder. Pig's honor.
Shredder: I tire of this. Tiger Claw, further their education in pain.
Tiger Claw: As you command, Master.
Bebop: Just watch the goggles, cool? It's kind of my thing.
[Tiger Claw pounced on them as the episode ended.]