Now, you might expect an imposing Mandalorianish guy like me to be out killing unstoppable armies, fighting off cruisers on my basilisk, or drinking from[place scumbag's name here]'s skull.
Not in the slightest! I like to go to church! Play video games! Sip hot chocolate! Sit on a couch and read/write a good book! Then I kill unstoppable armies, fight off cruisers on my basilisk, and drink from [place scumbag's name here]'s skull.
What more is there to tell? Let me see, my writings are the oppisite of Mary Sue, (What? Don't tell me you haven't read "A guide to nerf herding"? It's one of my best works!) but some times I rise from my un-mary-sueish hole, and truly get something of interest. I'm also one of the people that see a random nameless character and make up a big story about them. You can imagine the results:
Me: Hey Abe! Wanna hear about my new character story? He's actually in episode one, I just expanded his story.
My brother: Sure.
Me:Right here is the scene he's in.
My brother: But thats the podrace stadium with all the people in the stands?
Me: Exactly, you see that guy right there?
My brother:......No.
Me: Third blue speck to the left.
My brother: Oh, THAT blue speck.
Me: He actually saved the galaxy from the-
You can guess that I'm a nerd.
What? You only want the base facts? Okay.
Name:Simon
Gender:male
religion:Christian
occupation: Being awesome.
Apperance: I've forgoten, too much time in my armor.
My entire personality, in song
WARNING: In no way does CatapractofOrder condone or/and encourage drinking from people's skulls.