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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Sandy's Country Christmas" from season 14, which aired on December 2, 2024.

  • [The episode opens at Bikini Atoll at night, where the French Narrator is playing a guitar.]
  • French Narrator: Howdy, folks. Merry Christmas. Why don't y'all belly up to the beach and sit with me a spell? I've got a Christmas campfire story I reckon you'll want to hear. This here tale takes place underwater [the camera pans down to Bikini Bottom] in a one-seahorse town called Bikini Bottom. [the townsfolk are hanging up Christmas decorations, and one falls into the snow while hanging something, laughing while making a snow angel] 'Twas the day before Christmas, and every boy and girl was ready for Santa...
  • [A boy puts a "SANTA STOP HERE!" sign on a snowman.]
  • Old man: [pops out of the snowman] Hey!
  • French Narrator: [Sandy is seen with a bunch of test tubes in her treedome, where she puts a chemical into a beaker] Except for one busy squirrel. She was using her science to toil and tinker, [the substance in the beaker glows a pinkish color] but she found this experiment a bit of a thinker.
  • Sandy: Oh! Hm. [snaps fingers] Aha! A touch of tinsel ought to do the trick. Hey, ElfBob!
  • SpongeBob: [pops out of a box with some tinsel] Oh, Sandy Claus. [slurps the tinsel] I found the tinsel. [jumps to Sandy]
  • Sandy: [pulls the tinsel out of SpongeBob's mouth] Thanks for being my little elf today. [drops a bit of tinsel into the beaker, creating a reaction]
  • Both: Ooh.
  • Sandy: [gathers some of the chemical with a dropper as they approach a dead tree in a pot]
  • SpongeBob: What's this all for, anyway?
  • Sandy: This invention will revolutionize Christmas. I'm fixing to reveal it to the whole town tonight. It'll be my gift to Bikini Bottom.
  • [Sandy squirts the chemical onto the tree, making it grow fruits that pop into red leaves. The tree flops.]
  • Sandy: [sighs]
  • SpongeBob: [shaking Sandy's hand] Congratulations, Sandy. You've done it again.
  • Sandy: Huh? No, that ain't right. I gotta do better than that. I'll need a few more ingredients if i want this to be ready in time. [hears a high-pitched whistle in the distance]
  • SpongeBob: What was that?
  • Sandy: Was that-- no. [they go outside] It can't be.
  • SpongeBob: [sees Slappy outside building a snowman] Slappy, did you make that noise?
  • Slappy: No, but I did make a new friend. [laughs as he finishes the snowman]
  • Slappy and the snowman: [laughter]
  • SpongeBob and Sandy: [disgusted] Huh?
  • [Slappy gets crushed by a boat, in which Sandy's family jump out and land on top of one another.]
  • Pa Cheeks: Ta-da!
  • Sandy: Pa, Ma, Randy, Rowdy, Rosie, Granny?
  • Cheeks family: [wave] Howdy, Sandy!
  • Sandy: [jumps on top of Granny] Howdy, y'all.
  • SpongeBob: Why didn't you tell me that you'd invited your family to Bikini Bottom for the holidays?
  • Pa: [tricks over SpongeBob] 'Cause she didn't, SpongeBob. This here's a good old Texas bushwhack visit. [laughs]
  • Randy: Yeah, sis, we came all the way from Texas just to spend Christmas with little old smarty-tail you. [punches Sandy]
  • Granny: And not at all because Randy's on the lam again.
  • Randy: [hears a siren come from a submarine in the sky and screams, suddenly hiding inside a snowman; emerges from behind Sandy] Is the coast clear?
  • Sandy: Well, shoot. [grabbing Randy by the neck, choking him] If I'd have known y'all were coming, I would have put the kettle on.
  • Randy: Help me, kids.
  • Twins: [giggle]
  • Randy: Tag me out.
  • Rosie: [gets on Randy] You need help, Auntie Sandy?
  • Rowdy: Make him turn blue!
  • Randy: [grunts as his face turns blue]
  • Pa: [screams and jumps as SpongeBob's foghorn alarm blares from his watch]
  • Randy: [gasp for air as Sandy lets go of him] What in the yellow snow was that?
  • SpongeBob: [chuckles] Sorry. That was my work alarm. [retracts his Christmas hat to replace it with his work hat] Yoop! Yoink! I gotta get to the Krusty Krab for my favorite shift of the whole year, [flutters] Christmas Eve. [shakes his work hat's bell]
  • Sandy: Hey, why don't we all tag along?
  • Ma: Oh, we'd just love to. We have dearly missed all our deep-sea buddies.
  • [The Cheeks family starts playing bluegrass music as everyone bounces their way to the Krusty Krab.]
  • SpongeBob: [jumps] Whoo! Merry Christmas, Krusty customers. [jumps onto a customer's table] Aren't the holidays magical?
  • Customer: I think you mean tragical.
  • Sandy: Who upchucked your eggnog?
  • Customer: [rolls his eyes]
  • Mr. Krabs: [shaking a tip jar, nudges Squidward who is wearing an elf hat] Sing it again, Mr. Squidward. We need more Christmas tips.
  • Squidward: [sighs, clears throat to sing] ♪ Krusty Krab, Krusty Krab. Eat here every day. Something, something, Krabby Patties. Don't forget to pay. ♪ [a Krabby Patty is thrown into his face]
  • Customers: Boo! Boo!/You stink!
  • Squidward: Mr. Krabs, why do I have to sing? [Mr. Krabs picks the patty back up and puts it on a place] Can't I just play my clarinet instead?
  • Mr. Krabs: [puts a "1/2 OFF" sign onto the patty] No can do. I'm using it as a yule log today.
  • Squidward: What? [pan over to his clarinet on the campfire, screams, and grabs his clarinet, which he plays, releasing smoke from it; the clarinet sags, sighs]
  • Ma: [backflips] Howdy, Mr. Krabs. You sure have a festive Christmas caroler there. Bless his heart.
  • Mr. Krabs: Thank you, Mrs. Cheeks. He could stand to bring in a few more tips, though.
  • Squidward: [grunts]
  • Ma: [her guitar comes to her hands] Matter of fact, I'm a little something of a chanteuse myself. [the twins wrap Squidward in tinsel and put an ornament in his mouth] Maybe we could strum up some tips for you, huh?
  • Mr. Krabs: As long as I don't have to pay ya.
  • Ma: SpongeBob, lights, please!
  • SpongeBob: [salutes, then pulls down a giant lever]
  • Ma: [begisn to sing] ♪ Well, Christmas is a time for givin'. Christmas is a time for gettin'. Christmas is a time for many things. You know we love trapeze flipping. Climbing trees and country livin'. But nothin' beats the gifts that Santa brings. ♪
  • Customer: Yahoo!
  • Cheeks family: [as SpongeBob and Sandy slide along to the beat] ♪ Well, Christmas will come. And Christmas will go. But I can't deny it's the day I love the most. [patties fly from the kitchen window, being made by SpongeBob, which land in customers' mouths] Everything's a-glowin'. When your stocking's overflowin'. And Santa's gifts are wrapped under the tree. Yeah, Santa left his gifts for you and me. ♪
  • [Cheers and applause.]
  • Mr. Krabs: [holding a stocking filled with money as the customers give him more] I'm dreaming of a green Christmas. [hits a button on the register] Whoo-hoo! [pours the money into the register]
  • Squidward: And I'm dreaming of a bah humbug. [tosses his hat onto the boat] Good day, sir.
  • Sandy: [picks up the bell from Squidward's hat, which she puts into a bag] Hmm. Come on down to my treedome tonight for a big Christmas surprise.
  • [Cheers and applause. Sandy winks at SpongeBob, who winks back at her. Bell transition to Sandy's treedome.]
  • Randy: So, sis, what exactly is this surprise you keep going on about? Or are you giving everybody the old snake oil for Christmas? [Sandy shoves him in his chair aside] Whoa! [crashes off-screen]
  • Sandy: This ain't no scam, Randy. Now, hold your horses. I'm almost finished. [drops the bell into the beaker and stirs it with a candy cane] I'll just add the extra ingredients I collected today. [the mixture turns into a candy cane concoction] And voilà.
  • Cheeks family: Ooh!/Wow!
  • Sandy: Yee-haw! It's finally ready-- and just in time. [slaps away the twins' hands from the beaker] All my friends will be here tonight, and I want to make this Christmas special for 'em.
  • Pa: I reckon we can help you impress the fins off this town. After all, special is our specialty. Mm-hmm.
  • Sandy: You really mean it? Thanks, y'all.
  • Granny: We got a holiday stunt spectacular to rehearse. [spins everyone into their formation]
  • [Bubble transition to everyone arriving at the treedome at night.]
  • Sandy: [with a present] Merry Christmas, y'all.
  • SpongeBob: Merry Christmas, Sandy. Say, did you gather us here for some kind of big Christmas surprise? [winks]
  • Sandy: [winks, giggles] As a matter of fact, I did.
  • SpongeBob: But whatever could it be, some kind of, um... [reads text on his hand] breakthrough in holiday decorative technology?
  • Sandy: Well, you'll just have to see for yourselves. [tosses the present away to reveal the dead tree]
  • Crowd: Hmm?/Huh?
  • Sandy: I present to you [holds up a dropper containing the concoction] the instant Christmas tree. Just a few drops of this here yuletide concoction, [squirts the dropper onto the tree] and... [the dead tree turns into a Christmas tree] whoa, a happy holiday is all yours.
  • Crowd: [cheers and applause]
  • Sandy: And to help me celebrate, my family will perform their newest stunt spectacular, Dance of the Nutcrackers. [kicks the ground]
  • [The lights in the treedome turn on to reveal the Cheeks family.]
  • Crowd: Ooh.
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [laugh]
  • [The Cheeks family perform the Nutcracker ballet while bluegrass music plays. Granny balances on a tightrope with a double-sided candy cane. She flips in the air and does the splits. Ma swings in the air on a trapeze.]
  • Pa: [catches Ma in the air] Gotcha. Hup. [tosses Ma] Yah!
  • Ma: [gets shot out of a cannon, laughs as she dives down to light a wreath on fire]
  • Randy: [rides a motorcycle through the ring of fire]
  • Crowd: Ooh!
  • Pa: Ha-ha! [spins in the hamster wheel]
  • Randy: [rides his motorcycle on the course] Here we go, whoo-whoo! [quickly driving around the treedome several times] Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew!
  • French Narrator: [narrating time card] Meanwhile.
  • [Santa and his reindeer fly over the sky at night.]
  • Sandy: Ho, ho-- [sighs] What a night. Good thing my 364-day vacation starts tomorrow. [twirls his hand to summon a scroll] Now, let's see. Aha, Bikini Bottom. Saving the best for last. [lets go of the reins holding the reindeer] See you back at the North Pole. And don't drink all my eggnog! [presses a "SUB-SLEIGH" button on his sleigh to let him dive into the ocean]
  • [An underwater propeller extends out from behind the sleigh, which approaches the treedome.]
  • Santa: Ho, ho, ho. A circus show? Now, that's the Christmas spirit, you party animals.
  • Girl: [pointing up] Oh, Santa.
  • Man: [everyone sees Santa] Hey, it's Santa. Santa!
  • Twins: [laugh as they use the hamster wheel, then jump off]
  • Rowdy: [upside-down] Boy howdy, that there's Santa Claus.
  • Rosie: I reckon we ought to make our finale extra grand for him. [both chuckle as they steal the beaker and sneak behind the Christmas tree]
  • Sandy: [waving] Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, one and all.
  • Rowdy: [pouring the rest of the concoction onto the tree] Now this'll be a Texas-sized tree.
  • Rosie: You know it. [laughs, both run away]
  • Sandy: [as the tree rumbles] Huh? [the tree grows exponentially]' Whoa! [the tree grows ornaments]
  • Crowd: Whoa!
  • Santa: [waves] Ho, ho, ho. [sees the tree in front of him] Huh? Oh, Krampus. [crashes into the tree, screams]
  • All: [gasp]
  • Santa: [falling down several branches] Ow! [spins around a branch and continues falling] Ow!
  • All: [grimace as they watch Santa continue to fall]
  • Santa: Ouch! [screams and falls onto the treedome, sliding down and landing on his head, finally falling to the ground on his back]
  • SpongeBob: [faints, falling on Patrick, who falls on Squidward]
  • Slappy: [with a bag of popcorn] Oh, my. I hope he isn't too hurt. [eats popcorn, chuckles]
  • Sandy: [jumps down to Santa] Santa, talk to me, big fella. [grabs him]
  • Santa: [groans, disoriented] Mrs. Claus, the Easter Bunny is here to see you. [points to Sandy]
  • Sandy: Oh, that ain't good. Come on, Santa. Don't you know what day it is?
  • Santa: Of course. [holds up a heart and flowers] Happy Valentine's Day! [kisses Sandy] Mwah. [falls over and groans]
  • Crowd: Oh.
  • Squidward: Oh, boy..
  • Mr. Krabs: That old elf is one sugarplum shy of a fruitcake.
  • Larry: Yeah, bro. How is Santa gonna deliver our presents now?
  • Squidward: He's not. Sandy knocked him right out of the sky with her big dumb tree.
  • Patrick: That's exactly why I don't trust trees. [SpongeBob puts his hand on his shoulder]
  • Mrs. Puff: But what's the point of having Christmas without any [screams] presents?
  • Pearl: You, like, totally ruined Christmas. [cries, running off and knocking people over]
  • Crowd: [angrily leaves]
  • Sandy: Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry, y'all.
  • SpongeBob: It'll be OK, Sandy. At least Santa's having a good time.
  • Santa: [walking drunkenly] Hey, where are you goin'? The party's just gettin' started. [party horn toots, falls down] Whoa! [party horn toots]
  • Sandy: [puts her hands on her face] Oh!
  • French Narrator: And so the town went quiet that night. One by one, [the Bikini Bottomites remove their decorations] they put out their lights. No fun to be had, no joy to be doing, just the soft, sad sounds of gentle boo-hooing.
  • Worm: [howls, then pulls on a string to turn out the lights]
  • Sandy: [playing sad music on her ukulele] ♪ Oh, I should be eating pumpkin pie. But instead I made the whole town cry. [Santa bounces along the ground] What in the world was I doin'? Now Christmas is ruined. I got the Christmas blues. [SpongeBob falls down to sit by her] I feel like I just don't belong. [Randy's marshmallows set on fire] Wish that I could sing a happy song. Guess I'll just sit here and stew. And keep a-weeping boo-hoo. I got the Christmas blues. ♪
  • SpongeBob: [takes off his nose to play it like a harmonica] Oh, if only some unexpected fortune would just appear from above.
  • Rosie: [off-screen] Hey, kin!
  • Rowdy: [off-screen] Look what we found!
  • [Pan up to reveal the twins with Santa's sleigh and gift sack.]
  • Rosie: It's all Santa's gifts, I tell you.
  • Rowdy: [emerges from inside the sack] Sure is. Can we keep 'em?
  • SpongeBob: [shakes Sandy] Ooh, did you hear that, Sandy? An unexpected fortune just appeared from above.
  • Sandy: Hold your seahorses, SpongeBob. Ain't no use having gifts if Santa can't deliver 'em.
  • Ma: [with Santa] She's right, SpongeBob. Santa's still indisposed.
  • Santa: [puts candy canes in his nostrils and barks like a seal]
  • Rowdy: Meaning Christmas is still ruined. [eats a burnt marshmallow, then screams as high-pitched screeching is heard]
  • Granny: [stops scraping the treedome with her claws, clears throat] This ain't the first time we had a year without Santa. [screen fades to a sculpture recreation of the time period] I remember the Great Elf Strike of 1874. Our whole town was real blue that Christmas, but we made the most of it. No Santa, no problem. [one of the houses turns around] We Cheeks banded together and exchanged gifts all on our own. The family Cheeks ain't quitters. We weren't then, and we ain't now.
  • SpongeBob: Granny's right! Let's do this for Santa!
  • All: [cheer]
  • Santa: [rowing on the ground] ♪ Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. ♪
  • [Candy transition to Pa and Randy outside gesturing with their hands.]
  • Pa: Come on. You can do it. Uh-huh.
  • [The twins push Santa's sack off of the tree.]
  • Santa: [riding a rocking chair like a horse] Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap. [his sack lands on top of him, followed by his sleigh]
  • [Bubble transition to a wrench being used on a bolt on a machine.]
  • Santa: Ooh, lookee. [gets caught in the moving handle and gets launched backwards, sending his beard onto a jellyfish's face]
  • Jellyfish: [buzzes as if to say "ho, ho, ho"]
  • SpongeBob: [hums "Jingle Bells" while using a hammer on the sleigh, accidentally hitting the rocket launch button] Huh? [screams as the sleigh activates]
  • Santa: [walking drunkenly, gibbering before being hit with the sleigh, knocking his coat off]
  • SpongeBob: Ugh. [laughs nervously]
  • [Bubble transition to an acorn being put in place of a nail, which is hammered into place. A rope is tied into a knot.]
  • Sandy: Lookin' good.
  • All: Whoo-hoo!
  • [A foghorn blares as the new sleigh is seen. An acorn falls off of it.]
  • All: [laughing as they board the sleigh, which turns on and flies upward]
  • Santa: [gibbering] Good luck delivering those Easter eggs. Mwah.
  • All: [cheering]
  • SpongeBob: [as everyone puts his Santa outfit on him] Now, Sandy. Now, Randy. Now, Rowdy and Rosie. On Ma, on Pa, on Granny, and-- oh, me. [laughs]
  • All: [laughing and cheering]
  • Ma: I think we need a little musical motivation to get this job done. [singing] ♪ Well, Christmas is a time for givin'. Christmas is a time for gettin'. Christmas is a time for many things. ♪
  • Pa: ♪ And you know we like carol singin'. Skating round and jellyfishin'. But nothin' beats our nutty family. ♪
  • Granny: [yodeling as she drops presents into houses to make them light up] ♪ But not like spending time so happily, hee-hee. ♪
  • Randy: [riding a large candy cane with the twins] ♪ At Christmastime. ♪
  • Rowdy and Rosie: ♪ At Christmastime. ♪
  • Randy: ♪ Everything's fine. ♪
  • Rowdy and Rosie: ♪ Everything's fine. ♪
  • Randy: [all toss presents down below] ♪ 'Cause we got everything we'll ever need. ♪
  • Rowdy and Rosie: ♪ We'll ever need. ♪
  • Sandy: ♪ We may be miles apart. But you know in my heart. This nut don't fall far from the family tree. ♪
  • All: ♪ Yee-haw! ♪
  • Sandy: ♪ Places, y'all, and here we go. Round and round and turn to the right. It's Christmas Eve, it should be bright. The Krusty Krab looks mighty low. Come on, SpongeBob, let's do-si-do. ♪
  • Mr. Krabs: ♪ I'm so blue. ♪
  • Pearl: ♪ I feel the same. ♪
  • Mr. Krabs: ♪ No Christmas gifts. ♪
  • Pearl: ♪ Dad, this is lame. ♪
  • Sandy: [as she and SpongeBob come out of the chimney] ♪ Now, folks, don't worry, and don't you fear. Your Christmas gifts will soon be here. But there is something you must do. Or old Saint Nick won't visit you. Good crabs and whales should be asleep. [she and SpongeBob hold gifts] No gifts unless you're counting sheep. So bow to your partner, go on ahead. Knock yourself out and go to bed. ♪ [Mr. Krabs and Pearl hit themselves with candy canes to knock themselves out; skips with SpongeBob as they deliver the presents]
  • [Cut to Conch Street.]
  • Sandy: Now allemande left and fly like a bluebird. [the sleigh arrives] Randy and Granny to the house of Squidward. [Randy and Granny tiptoe past Squidward asleep in his bed, playing the clarinet in his sleep] Walk on your tiptoes, give him his gift. Don't wake him up, now, better be swift. ♪
  • Randy: [hears the music] ♪ But what's that noise, holy mackerel. ♪
  • Granny: ♪ Dagnabbit, that sound ain't natural. ♪ Sure ain't no silent night.
  • Sandy: ♪ Squeaks and honks and clarinet squawks. Stop that noise with Christmas socks. ♪ [Granny puts socks into the clarinet to muffle the noise; cut to her with the twins] ♪ Now, Rowdy's next and Rosie too. To Patrick Star's we skip to my Lou. [the twins carry a large present near a sleeping Patrick] Now, sneak, sneak, don't make a squeak. [Rowdy trips on a rock, making sand pour out from the present onto Patrick] That's a big old gift, and it's starting to leak. ♪
  • Rowdy: ♪ It's sand, sand. ♪
  • Rowdy and Rosie: ♪ Everywhere! ♪
  • Sandy: ♪ Too late now, better hop on a chair. ♪
  • Rowdy: [as they shape the sand back into a bed and Patrick as a turkey] ♪ This Christmas gift is mighty quirky. ♪
  • Rosie: ♪ That's OK, I think Pat likes turkey. ♪
  • Patrick: [snoring]
  • Sandy: ♪ Come on, kids, you're doing fine. [looks at her watch]' The next stop is-- ♪ [gasps] We're out of time. We'll never finish delivering all these gifts to Bikini Bottom.
  • Rosie: [lands with Rowdy in front of Sandy] Aunt Sandy?
  • Rowdy: [they hold up the rest of the concoction] We brought along that concoction you made. Maybe it'll help.
  • Sandy: [takes the beaker] Oh, it ain't gonna work. It's running short on Christmas cheer.
  • Ma: Well, we can fix that, right, family?
  • Cheeks family: Yeah!
  • Randy: ♪ Bum-bum-bum. ♪
  • Cheeks family: ♪ Christmas will come, and Christmas will go. [the music notes from the singing fill up the beaker, which she pours into a funnel on the sleigh] What stays are the days that we say I love you so. [the sleigh blasts ahead, leaving behind a reddish smoke as the buildings below light up, making everyone look outside] Everything's a-glowin' when your stocking's overflowin'. And Santa's gifts are wrapped under the tree. ♪
  • Sandy: I love you guys.
  • Granny: Yes.
  • Cheeks family: ♪ Gifts are so much better when your family is together. ♪
  • SpongeBob: Whoo! Ho, ho, ho! [fireworks burst from him as he spins in the air]
  • Cheeks family: ♪ Whether it's on land or in the sea. Oh, a holiday with you is right for me. ♪ [fireworks burst as it is now morning]
  • Sandy: Yee-haw! We made it just in time.
  • All: [cheer as the sleigh arrives at the treedome]
  • SpongeBob: [holding Santa's hat to glide down] Ooh, I have to tell Santa. Santa! [hits the glass, waking up Santa]
  • Santa: [yelps, gibbers] What the-- where am I?
  • SpongeBob: We saved Christmas.
  • Santa: Huh?
  • SpongeBob: Well, actually, we ruined Christmas. But then we saved it. [slides down]
  • Santa: [rubs his eye as he goes outside] What happened? [takes his clothes back from SpongeBob] Give me that.
  • SpongeBob: [laughs]
  • Santa: The last thing I remember was a big Christmas tree.
  • Rosie: Then, you fell on your rum-pum-pum-pum [laughs]
  • Rowdy: We thought you was dead.
  • Sandy: [gets in front of the twins, laughs nervously] But you're fine now. And we took care of your Christmas presents.
  • Randy: This means I'm off the naughty list, right? [crickets chirping]
  • Santa: Oh, you fixed my sleigh. Oh, thank you, everyone. [gets in his sleigh] You all deserve special presents from Santa. Let's see. How's this? [holds up some junk in his hand]
  • Sandy: 'Preciate it, Santa, but I already got what I wanted for Christmas this year.
  • Ma: We never needed nothing fancy.
  • Pa: Yeah. Who needs presents anyway?
  • Pearl: [she and the others are holding their presents] Well, we're, like, totally grateful for ours.
  • SpongeBob: How'd you know it was us?
  • Mrs. Puff: Well, we found a little squirrel fur on our gifts. [blows squirrel fur off of her gift]
  • Squidward: You were also yodeling on our rooftops all night.
  • Mr. Krabs: But we all thank you nonetheless.
  • Pa: No need to thank us. What's important is that we're all together.
  • Randy: [next to the giant tree] Uh-huh, but we also got this big old tree. Sandy got it souped up for us.
  • Sandy: Figured y'all could use it as a new house.
  • Cheeks family: [cheer as they run to the tree]
  • Randy: Now that is a Christmas present. [laughs]
  • Pa: Seeing y'all was great, but nothing beats free stuff. [laughs]
  • Granny: Now, let's get this Texas-sized tree back where it belongs, Texas.
  • Cheeks family: [as the tree blasts off] Yee-haw! [laugh] Yee-haw!
  • Santa, SpongeBob, and Sandy: [waving] Bye! Merry Christmas!
  • French Narrator: And that is the story of how a family of nutty squirrels ruined, and then saved, Christmas down in the deep blue sea. I know, I know. I hardly believe it myself.
  • Cheeks family: [as the tree flies past Bikini Atoll] Merry Christmas, y'all.
  • Randy: Whoo-hoo!
  • Granny: [laughs]
  • French Narrator: You all come back now, you hear?
  • [The title card background returns with the text "Happy Holidays, Y'all!"]
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