The Blue-Haired Lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, New York accent, and nasal voice.
Work[]
His face
Mr. Burns on Blue-Haired Lawyer's back.
He was first introduced as one of Mr. Burns' many lawyers. Subsequently, he most commonly appears as the lawyer arguing against the Simpsons whenever they wind up in court. He often makes good points against them and wins over the judge. However, he has attempted to aid the Simpson family at least once.[6] He also often appears to serve as a prosecutor.
He worked for "Luvum & Burnham: Family Law" in one episode, where he had a secretary named Uwa (homophone for "YOU WHA?!?!").
His name is never stated, though it's presumably either Luvum or Burnham, given his law firm's name. In one episode, he reveals himself to be the author of a Sci-Fi novel called "The 60 Foot Baby" and on the cover he is simply credited as "Burns' Lawyer."
The lawer in "The Simpsons Movie"
Despite being his lawyer, he is, sometimes, intimidated by Burns. An example of this is when Burns begins losing money, he (and Burns' other lawyers) loses his competence and acts as a yes-man out of fear of his wrath, going as far as to encourage Burns into making bad investments that bankrupt him.[7]
Politics[]
He is a member of the Springfield Republican Party.
Past (top right)
He graduated from Springfield University.
Non-Canon Appearances[]
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The Simpsons Game[]
Several of him work as The Creator's lawyers/bodyguards.
Treehouse of Horror series[]
In the second segment of the "Treehouse of Horror XVI", he questions what gives Mr. Burns the legal right to hunt people. He writes something that "should work in just about every courtroom" (and is then shot by Burns).
In the second segment of "Treehouse of Horror XIX", after Homer kills Krusty the Clown is approached by the lawyer and several businessman.
The Simpsons Guy[]
He sues the Pawtucket Patriot brewery for copyright infringement.
Behind the Laughter[]
Writers Al Jean and Mike Reiss have both stated on the DVD commentaries that the voice is based on McCarthy-era lawyer Roy Cohn, and animator Jim Reardon has said that he is designed to look like character actor Charles Lane.
If you compare him to Milhouse, he has a striking resemblance to yet another adult version of him: plus, thin glasses and tuxedo and minus the humor, voice, and relationship with a Simpson.
His voice sounds similar to Louie and Arnie Pye's voices.
In "I, Carumbus", he was shown without his glasses.
He is one of the few recurring characters in the series we do not yet know the name.
Gallery[]
His office
Member of the Springfield Republican Party
The Lawyer in "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
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The Lawyer's character in Earthland Realms
The Lawyer's appearance in Treehouse of Horror XXVII
The Lawyer at town hall
Playing Peekimon Get
The Lawyer in the comics
The lawyer in an Angry Mob
The Lawyer's head is trimmed from this shot
The Lawyer trying to sue Seymour Skinner
Seymour Skinner kicking the Lawyer after the Lawyer tries to sue him
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The Lawyer approaching Lisa
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The Lawyer reveals his hands
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The Lawyer questioning if Lisa's version of Snow White is original
The Lawyer with Duffman
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The Lawyer's severed head on a post (in "The Serfsons")
The Lawyer at church
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The lawyer in "I, Carumbus"
Margerine of Aragon's divorce lawyer in "Margical History Tour"
Appearing three times in a single shot
Appearances[]
Episode – "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" - Episode – "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror II" - Episode – "Bart the Murderer"
- Episode – "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
- Episode – "Lisa the Beauty Queen"
- Episode – "Marge Gets a Job"
- Episode – "New Kid on the Block"
- Episode – "Marge in Chains"
- Episode – "Cape Feare"
- Episode – "Homer Goes to College"
- Episode – "Burns' Heir"
- Episode – "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
- Episode – "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
- Episode – "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
- Episode – "The Day the Violence Died"
- Episode – "Lisa the Iconoclast"
- Episode – "You Only Move Twice"
- Episode – "Mountain of Madness"
- Episode – "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
- Episode – "The Old Man and the Lisa"
- Episode – "Lisa the Skeptic"
- Episode – "The Joy of Sect"
- Episode – "Behind the Laughter" (With Black hair)
- Episode – "The Great Money Caper"
- Episode – "Weekend at Burnsie's"
- Episode – "The Frying Game"
- Episode – "Pray Anything"
- Episode – "Barting Over"
- Episode – "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
- Episode – "My Mother the Carjacker"
- Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XVI"
- Episode – "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
- Episode – "Papa Don't Leech"
- Episode – "Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes"
– The Simpsons Movie - THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
- Episode – "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
- Episode – "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
- Episode – "Coming to Homerica"
- Episode – "Bart Gets a "Z""
- Episode – "The Great Wife Hope"
- Episode – "The Fool Monty"
- Episode – "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
- Episode – "The D'oh-cial Network"
- Episode – "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
- Episode – "Them, Robot"
- Episode – "The Spy Who Learned Me"
- Episode – "Ned 'N Edna's Blend"
- Episode – "Penny-Wiseguys"
- Episode – "Steal This Episode"
- Episode – "The Simpsons Guy"
- Episode – "Walking Big & Tall" (Flashback)
- Episode – "The Burns Cage"
- Episode – "Orange is the New Yellow"
- Episode – "Heartbreak Hotel"
- Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill"
- Episode – "Thanksgiving of Horror"
- Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part Two)"
- Episode – "I, Carumbus"
- Episode – "Burger Kings"
- Episode – "The Sound of Bleeding Gums"
- Episode – "One Angry Lisa"
- Episode – "Hostile Kirk Place"
- Episode – "Homer's Crossing"
- Episode – "Lisa Gets an F1"
- Episode – "Bart's Brain"
- Episode – "Bart's Birthday"
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXV"
The Simpsons Game Level – "Five Characters in Search of an Author" 
Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out
| The Simpsons: Season Two | ||||
| "Bart Gets an "F"": | "Simpson and Delilah": | "Treehouse of Horror": | "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish": | "Dancin' Homer": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Dead Putting Society": | "Bart vs. Thanksgiving": | "Bart the Daredevil": | "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge": | "Bart Gets Hit by a Car": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Minor |
| "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish": | "The Way We Was": | "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment": | "Principal Charming": | "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Bart's Dog Gets an F": | "Old Money": | "Brush with Greatness": | "Lisa's Substitute": | "The War of the Simpsons": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Three Men and a Comic Book": | "Blood Feud": | |||
| Absent | Absent | |||
| The Simpsons: Season Three | ||||
| "Stark Raving Dad": | "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington": | "When Flanders Failed": | "Bart the Murderer": | "Homer Defined": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Minor | Absent |
| "Like Father, Like Clown": | "Treehouse of Horror II": | "Lisa's Pony": | "Saturdays of Thunder": | "Flaming Moe's": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk": | "I Married Marge": | "Radio Bart": | "Lisa the Greek": | "Homer Alone": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Bart the Lover": | "Homer at the Bat": | "Separate Vocations": | "Dog of Death": | "Colonel Homer": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Black Widower": | "The Otto Show": | "Bart's Friend Falls in Love": | "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?": | |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Minor | |
| The Simpsons: Season Four | ||||
| "Kamp Krusty": | "A Streetcar Named Marge": | "Homer the Heretic": | "Lisa the Beauty Queen": | "Treehouse of Horror III": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Minor | Absent |
| "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie": | "Marge Gets a Job": | "New Kid on the Block": | "Mr. Plow": | "Lisa's First Word": |
| Absent | Cameo | Minor | Absent | Absent |
| "Homer's Triple Bypass": | "Marge vs. the Monorail": | "Selma's Choice": | "Brother from the Same Planet": | "I Love Lisa": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Duffless": | "Last Exit to Springfield": | "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show": | "The Front": | "Whacking Day": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Marge in Chains": | "Krusty Gets Kancelled": | |||
| Minor | Absent | |||
| The Simpsons: Season Five | ||||
| "Homer's Barbershop Quartet": | "Cape Feare": | "Homer Goes to College": | "Rosebud": | "Treehouse of Horror IV": |
| Absent | Minor | Minor | Absent | Absent |
| "Marge on the Lam": | "Bart's Inner Child": | "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood": | "The Last Temptation of Homer": | "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Homer the Vigilante": | "Bart Gets Famous": | "Homer and Apu": | "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy": | "Deep Space Homer": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Homer Loves Flanders": | "Bart Gets an Elephant": | "Burns' Heir": | "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song": | "The Boy Who Knew Too Much": |
| Absent | Absent | Cameo | Absent | Absent |
| "Lady Bouvier's Lover": | "Secrets of a Successful Marriage": | |||
| Minor | Absent | |||
| The Simpsons: Season Six | ||||
| "Bart of Darkness": | "Lisa's Rival": | "Another Simpsons Clip Show": | "Itchy & Scratchy Land": | "Sideshow Bob Roberts": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Cameo |
| "Treehouse of Horror V": | "Bart's Girlfriend": | "Lisa on Ice": | "Homer Badman": | "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Fear of Flying": | "Homer the Great": | "And Maggie Makes Three": | "Bart's Comet": | "Homie the Clown": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Bart vs. Australia": | "Homer vs. Patty and Selma": | "A Star is Burns": | "Lisa's Wedding": | "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "The PTA Disbands": | "'Round Springfield": | "The Springfield Connection": | "Lemon of Troy": | "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| The Simpsons: Season Seven | ||||
| "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)": | "Radioactive Man": | "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily": | "Bart Sells His Soul": | "Lisa the Vegetarian": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Treehouse of Horror VI": | "King-Size Homer": | "Mother Simpson": | "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming": | "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Marge Be Not Proud": | "Team Homer": | "Two Bad Neighbors": | "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield": | "Bart the Fink": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Lisa The Iconoclast": | "Homer The Smithers": | "The Day The Violence Died": | "A Fish Called Selma": | "Bart on the Road": |
| Absent | Absent | Major | Absent | Absent |
| "22 Short Films About Springfield": | "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"": | "Much Apu About Nothing": | "Homerpalooza": | "Summer of 4 Ft. 2": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| The Simpsons: Season Eight | ||||
| "Treehouse of Horror VII": | "You Only Move Twice": | "The Homer They Fall": | "Burns, Baby Burns": | "Bart After Dark": |
| Absent | Minor | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "A Milhouse Divided": | "Lisa's Date with Density": | "Hurricane Neddy": | "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)": | "The Springfield Files": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson": | "Mountain of Madness": | "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious": | "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show": | "Homer's Phobia": |
| Absent | Cameo | Absent | Minor | Absent |
| "Brother from Another Series": | "My Sister, My Sitter": | "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment": | "Grade School Confidential": | "The Canine Mutiny": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "The Old Man and the Lisa": | "In Marge We Trust": | "Homer's Enemy": | "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase": | "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson": |
| Minor | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| The Simpsons: Season Nine | ||||
| "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson": | "The Principal and the Pauper": | "Lisa's Sax": | "Treehouse of Horror VIII": | "The Cartridge Family": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Cameo | Absent |
| "Bart Star": | "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons": | "Lisa the Skeptic": | "Realty Bites": | "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace": |
| Absent | Absent | Minor | Absent | Absent |
| "All Singing, All Dancing": | "Bart Carny": | "The Joy of Sect": | "Das Bus": | "The Last Temptation of Krust": |
| Absent | Absent | Minor | Absent | Absent |
| "Dumbbell Indemnity": | "Lisa the Simpson": | "This Little Wiggy": | "Simpson Tide": | "The Trouble with Trillions": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |
| "Girly Edition": | "Trash of the Titans": | "King of the Hill": | "Lost Our Lisa": | "Natural Born Kissers": |
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent |