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Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
82 min | Comedy

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Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)

82 min | Comedy

Chema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on crime. Chema asks for money in the metro, ...See moreChema, Fernando and Millán are three brilliant young unemployed professionals. Apart from collecting unemployment benefits, they carry out activities of a picaresque nature that border on crime. Chema asks for money in the metro, pretending to be disabled; Fernando sells "chocolate" in El Rastro, and Millán works as a mourner at funerals and wakes. But since these trades are not very lucrative, they decide to create a marriage agency. Despite the fact that they lack the most elementary technical resources, they begin to receive clients, matching them up with each other. A series of chain nonsense turn the ambitious business project into real chaos. See less

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37 cast members

Name	Known for
Josema Yuste Chema (as Martes y Trece) Chema (as Martes y Trece) See fewer	Treasure Planet (2002)
Millán Salcedo Millán (as Martes y Trece) Millán (as Martes y Trece) See fewer	Un Millán de cosas (1998)
Fernando Conde Fernando (as Martes y Trece) Fernando (as Martes y Trece) See fewer	The Crazy Story of the Three Musketeers (1983)
Amparo Soler Leal Marquesa Marquesa See fewer	La gran familia (1962)
Agustín González Venancio Venancio See fewer	Belle Epoque (1992)
Fina Torres Igoria Igoria See fewer	El calzonazos (1974)
Alejandro de Enciso Sansón (as Alejandro Enciso) Sansón (as Alejandro Enciso) See fewer	Freddie of the Jungle (1981)
Alfonso Nadal Rodolfo Rodolfo See fewer	Asesinato en el Comité Central (1982)
Mauro Rivera Fermín (as Mauro Ribera) Fermín (as Mauro Ribera) See fewer	Black Candles (1982)
Luis Barbero Padre Vázquez Padre Vázquez See fewer	La colmena (1982)
Beatriz Carvajal Virginia Virginia See fewer	Compañeros (1998)
Lola Bayo Novia Novia See fewer	Cuéntame (2001)
Charo Palacio Mamá Mamá See fewer	Parchís entra en acción (1983)
Juan Diego Botto Niño Niño See fewer	La Celestina (1996)
Pedro Javier Sánchez Tonto Tonto See fewer	En busca del huevo perdido (1982)
Santiago Rivero Señor 1º Señor 1º See fewer	Don Juan (1950)
Alberto Solá Señor 2º Señor 2º See fewer	Estudio 1 (1965)
Alfonso Castizo Policía Policía See fewer	Curro Jiménez (1976)
Mari Carmen Alvarado Señora 2ª Señora 2ª See fewer	El día que nací yo (1991)
Herta Schilman Señora 3ª (as Herta Schilhan) Señora 3ª (as Herta Schilhan) See fewer	The Last Kamikaze (1984)
Raquel Daina Señora 4ª Señora 4ª See fewer	An Angel Has Appeared (1961)
Irene Daina Monja 1ª Monja 1ª See fewer	Estudio 1 (1965)
Ángela Doré Monja 2ª Monja 2ª See fewer	The Erotic and Wacky Tunnel of Time (1983)
Fabián Conde Pobre 1º Pobre 1º See fewer	Lorca, muerte de un poeta (1987)
Paco Catalá Pobre 2º Pobre 2º See fewer	Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Fernando Salas Pobre 3º Pobre 3º See fewer	Lulú de noche (1986)
Fernando Roa Cura 2º Cura 2º See fewer	Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
José María García Señor 4º Señor 4º See fewer	Bésame, tonta (1982)
Manuel Díaz Velasco Señor 5º Señor 5º See fewer	USA, violación y venganza (1983)
José Luis Barceló Señor 6º Señor 6º See fewer	Espérame en el cielo (1988)
Sandra Dos Santos Fulana 1ª Fulana 1ª See fewer	Sex o no sex (1974)
Isabel Gussi Fulana 2ª Fulana 2ª See fewer	Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
Yolanda González Fulana 3ª Fulana 3ª See fewer	Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
Hilda Fouch Fulana 4ª Fulana 4ª See fewer	Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
Sara Matute Fulana 5ª Fulana 5ª See fewer	Outrage (1993)
Anita Kolby Beata Beata See fewer	Ni te cases ni te embarques (1982)
Berenguela Parres Monja 3ª (as Berenguela Padres) Monja 3ª (as Berenguela Padres) See fewer	Hundra (1983)