Xgqrth the Unpronounceable is a minor character in the Book of Bill from Gravity Falls. He is a former ally of Bill during The Dark Ages of Earth who was a dark wizard, and an evil man which got Bill’s attention.

What Makes Him Pathetic?[]

• He’s a dark wizard who does many immoral things, such as:
  • Flirted and slept with many maidens.
  • Gambled on undergound unicorn fights.
  • Tormented many knights.
  • Pulled a prank on a gnome (most likely Shmebulock) by cursing him, making him unable to say anything other than his own name.
• He is a divorced loser whose own immoral actions have gotten him in a depression.
• When Bill met him and offers him power to become the ruler of his kingdom, he happily accepts it for his lust for power.
• He killed his own knights and then trapped Bill in an orb to force him to dance in a way to entertain his ex-wife. This backfired horribly as Bill is understandably enraged and possessed his pet phoenix and obliterated him and his entire castle for daring to mock him.
  • Xgqeth was also shown to be begging for mercy after he humiliated Bill.

What Makes Him a Pinhead?[]

• He is fully aware of how powerful and dangerous Bill is, and yet he still decided to mess with him, expecting he will get away, resulting in his demise.