This is the first chapter of Pillow’s Quest For World Domination.
Chapter 1[]
Story Begins With Pillow in John O’Groats, United Kingdom
Pillow: Ummm I am bored. Wait, I have got an idea! I can get world domination and kill people!
Pillow: Hey, ugly sign man! Take this!
Pillow Grabs A Brick And Throws It Towards John O’Groats Sign’s Head
John O’Groats Sign: OWWWW!!!!! What the f____ is wrong with you!?
Pillow: It is time for you to die!
Pillow Brutally Punches John O’Groats Sign to Death
Pillow: Yay I love killing people! I am now going to massacre everyone in this village!
Montage Plays of Pillow Murdering John O’Groat Residents in A Variety of Cruel Ways Such As, Punching, Kicking, Crucifying, Stabbing and Impaling
Pillow: I have now conquered John O’Groats and I have declared it my own nation named the Pillow Empire!
End of Chapter