Premise[]
Jake throws a party at Adam’s house without the latter’s permission, and chaos ensues, not just outside but also inside Adam’s house!
Transcript[]
(Scene opens in Charles Darwin Middle School’s locker hall, where Adam is unlocking his locker to put away his books, then Jake taps Adam’s shoulder with his tail.)
Adam - Jake, I don’t have the time to react to any of your gags, and I have to get home, and fast.
Jake - Like a vampire bat out of a research laboratory? (Sees a bat flying over him)
Bat - Diablos, My species goes at a horizontal velocidad of 160 kilometers per hour! or 100 miles in your system.
Adam - Sorry, Manuel.
Manuel - You needn’t apologize, Adam. But, He should. (Flies off)
Jake - Adam, what do you mean by you have to get home, and fast?
Adam - Well, My Parents are going to a business meeting out of state. And I want to get there so, I can say goodbye. Besides, I’m looking forward to watching Karaoke-Dokey.
Jake - Who?
Adam - Karaoke. It’s Japanese for singing without music, or empty orchestra. In any case, I’ll see you next time, Jake.
Jake - Hmm. I think I know.
(Scene changes to the Lyon Household as the sun went down, where Adam is waving to His parents, who leave in a car.)
Adam - Have a safe journey! Have fun! (Goes in the house, and goes to the living room. He grabs the remote and turns on the TV.)
TV - 40% off on toothpaste, 20% off on toothbrushes, and 50% off on floss. (Adam changes the channel) Stay tuned for the orchestral performance of the Emerald Green Symphony-- (A knocking is heard on the door)
Adam - Back already? (Goes to the door and opens it, and sees many students on the lawn talking with one another) Wha--
Jake - In fact, Adam’s house has many things the Zoo doesn’t have. Windows, comfy beds, free water, refrigerators, keepsakes.
Adam - Jake!
Jake - Ooh. Attention, everyone! Your host of the night, Adam Lyon! (The animals cheer)
Pelican - I thought His surname was Lime. (The animals cheering fade)
Adam - Jake, You invited all the students?!
Jake - Not all of them. There were a lot that won’t come, I excluded, away, or any combination of the three. Besides, every Friday, Most students would turn one student’s home into a place to party. Also, You’re supposed to say, “Thanks for throwing this party, Jake.”
Adam - You should have told me, Jake! I-- (Sees the students glaring) Well, as long everything in the house is undamaged, I’ll allow the party. (The Animals cheer.) In the meantime, I have some things to attend to. (He goes in the house. In the Kitchen, Adam picks up a bag of rotting fruits and vegetables into goes outside to place the rotting things in the compost heap.)
Voice - Food! (a slew of rodents charge and eat the compost)
Adam - Wha?
Packrat Student - Thanks, Adam! We were starving.
Adam - You’re-- You’re welcome.
(The scene changes to the Zoo, where it’s almost empty, a preteen human looks around and jumps over the zoo walls and pulls out a spray paint can. In a montage, the preteen sprays on some of the animal enclosures,)
Pre-teen - Hmm. Seemed too easy.
Guard - You there! The zoo’s closed. Hey’s what’s that in your hand? (the preteen runs off) Hey! Stop! (the pre-teen escapes) Ohh, I can’t believe he ran-- (Notices the empty enclosures) Oh, No... (Picks up his cell phone) Hello, Police? (the scene changes to the Lyon house, where the animals dance as Adam turns on the TV)
Jake - Hey, everyone! TV!
Adam - We’re watching Karaoke Dokey. (the students “Huh”) Where humans sing certain songs? (The students “Ah” in intrigue) We got 2 minutes before it starts, but, first some rules. (The students groan) Rule one, No talking except during the commercials.
Wade - What about food?
Jake - Duh. We’ll get it from Adam’s lawn,
Adam - Wait! Dad doesn’t like it when his front lawn gets damaged. Uh... Why don’t you grab it from the backyard?
Students - No argument there! (Adam sighs of relief, and places a plastic tarp over a sofa, where Jake and some animals jump on)