Kermit meets Little Miss Muffet, who sits on her water bed, eats crunchy granola, and is not afraid of the spider, who ends up frightening Kermit away.
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Throughout the sketch, the titular character is called "Little Ms. Muffet."
This segment originally opened with a generic "News Bulletin" title card rather than the standard "News Flash" logo. The regular title card would replace it by season 21.