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All Hail King Julien[]

King Me (All Hail King Julien episode) -- "We have to run, Your Majesty. It's not safe."
King Me (All Hail King Julien episode) -- "Had the dream again, didn't you?"
Poll Position -- "Do I really have to say this?"
Poll Position -- "You have responsibilities now."
King Me (All Hail King Julien episode) -- (Quoting King Julien) "Do these toenails make me look fat?"
King Me (All Hail King Julien episode) -- "The ones that didn't end up on the fossa's grocery list did run away, but they never came back."
Enter the Fanaloka -- "Something wrong King Julien?"
Enter the Fanaloka -- "Don't count Julien out just yet."
Viva Mort -- "It's not funny!"
That's Sooo Rob -- "It wasn't 'SPRANG BREAK' Xixi!
The King and Mrs. Mort -- "I'm surrounded by crazy people."
The Day Before Tomorrow -- Your Majesty, I believe you just became the One True King of Madagascar.
Daddy Julien - No matter what, give the world a smile and it'll smile right back at you.
The Strife Aquatic- Pancho, your machine might be broken. This hallway's empty. No sign of anything.
The Day Before Tomorrow- "There are here with us in the party. I can feel."

(introducing King Julien) Presenting your Royal Highness, the illustrious King Julien XIII, self proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs, etc., etc., hurray everybody.
(to the lemurs about Alex) Does anyone wonder why the Fossa were so scared of Mr. Alex? I mean, maybe we should be scared too. What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the fossa?! I'm telling you that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.
I don't think he was groomin' him, Julien. It looked more like he was tastin' him to me.
Your friend here is what we call a deluxe model hunting and eating machine. And he eats steak… Which is you! (to Marty, Melman, and Gloria)

"What a waste."
"What are you afraid of? You're a dead man anyway. Come on." (to Melman after he said he never tell Gloria how he felt about her)

Two Feet High and Rising -- "Alright, let's get the pampering over with."
Tangled in the Web -- "I'm pretty sure this ain't in my job description."
Gone in a Flash -- "Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!"
Paternal Egg-Stinct -- "I'm pretty sure whatever's in that egg it ain't one of us."
Crown Fools -- "I'M NOT LAUGHING!"
Thumb Drive -- "Twiddle my thumbs *chuckles*. He's so funny."
The Hoboken Surprise -- "Why don't we just go to the Hoboken Zoo?"
Right Hand Man -- "Oh well, there can only be one right hand man."

Maurice: Mort sure likes that game.
King Julien: Yes. It keeps Mort from annoying me by touching the royal feet, so I love it too.

King Julien: I do not love it!
Maurice: I thought you hated the foot touching.
King Julien: I do, but I love savagely rejecting Mort. It makes me feel kingly. But how am I to feel kingly now?
Maurice: Uh, the crown? The throne? The big fits of the crazies?
King Julien: Yes, those help, but the rejecting Mort... ah, that's the sweet stuff, man.

King Julien: Maurice, my yoyoyo is broken!
Maurice: Yo-yo. Two yos.
King Julien: Mine has three yos, maybe more, but it is broken, so no-yos.
Maurice: [Takes yo-yo and does tricks with it] No, its fine. You just need practice.
King Julien: Practice is for those who are not perfect.

King Julien: Maurice, who is disturbing my royal rest? Who? Who?!
Mort: Oh! Is it the penguin in the car? Because I think it might be the penguin in the car.
Maurice: Um, can I go back to bed now?
King Julien: No! I demand you punish him savagely.
Maurice: And exactly just how am I supposed to punish him? [Rico smashes the car] I mean, you know, other than doing that which I totally just did.

King Julien: Maurice, those penguins are going to meet Marlene's new boyfriend.
Maurice: Huh. Good for her.
King Julien: No, not good for her. She already has a boyfriend.
Maurice: She does?
King Julien: Yes, silly. It's me!
Maurice: You? Let me guess. Marlene doesn't know you're her boyfriend, does she?
King Julien: Well, I have been meaning to mention it to her. But it is clear to me now that I must step up my wooing.
Maurice: All right. We'll need flowers, some candy...
King Julien: No, Maurice! The only way to win this competition is to eliminate the other competition.
Maurice: All right. Well need a sack, a club, some rope...
King Julien: Yes, Maurice! Now you are thinking romantically.

Maurice: (puts on a tie and clears his throat) All hail King Julien! Case closed.
(Mort opens the case from inside)
Mort: Case open! Hee hee hee... (Maurice slams the case shut) Ooh!

Maurice: Skipper, you gotta help me! Mort's missing!
(Skipper turns to Maurice. He's seen in a cowboy hat and fake sheriff star, posing in front of a mirror. He tosses everything away, breaking the mirror. Maurice approaches him with a half eaten ice pop)
Maurice: Look, he only ate half his icy pop!
Skipper: So?
Maurice: Let me say that again. He only ate half his icy pop!

King Julien: (Julien takes Maurice's banana and eats it) Nicely done, Maurice. Now peel me a grape.
Maurice: But that was...
King Julien: (interrupts him) Grape, Maurice. Grape, not lip.
(Maurice grumbles angrily)

Private: (pointing up) Look!
(Maurice comes swinging on a rope. He dives into the eye of the telekinetic storm to King Julien)
Maurice: Your majesty, I am here to help.
(He tries to remove the Helmet)
Julien: (confused) And you are?
Maurice: Maurice! I used to work for you. As recently as this afternoon.
Julien: Now that you mentioned it, your face does ring a bell.
(A bell hits Maurice on the head)

Maurice is lying down, drinking a smoothie with a twisty straw. Mort is still dancing.
Maurice: Mort, what are you doing?
Mort: (tiredly) I’m dancing.
Maurice: Give it a rest. Julien has no way of knowing if we’re dancing or not.
Mort: (claps his hands together with happiness) Oh, you’re right.

(The three batteries Julien threw hit them on their heads.)