- % Mechanical whirring.
- Sr.: Ah, the life of villany is most exciting, is it not, my son?
- Jr.: If I want flashing lights, I go to the discotheque.
- Sr.: In moments, the experimental prototype inside will be ours.
- % Beeping.
- Jr.: ( Sighs ) Could you not simply buy this fancy prototype online?
- Sr.: You and your internet! Some things are best done the old-fashioned way, Junior!
- Kim: Senor Senior, Sr.
- Sr.: Ah, Kim Possible, my feisty teen nemesis. You complete me.
- % Footsteps.
- Ron: Don't forget me.
- Sr.: Yes, of course. Ron Stoppable.
- Jr.: Yeah, I'm not so good with the faces.
- Kim: Surrender, Senor Senior... Sr.
- Sr.: I must respectfully decline, but well played, Kim Possible. Well played. But the next time, you will not be so lucky.
- % Beeping, explosion.
- Ron: ( Gasping )
- Sr.: Until then... be well!
- Ron: Bad man. Good manners.
- Boy#1: I came out a green guppy.
- Girl#1: Like, a total red ferret.
- Amelia: Okay, at a fork in the road, you stop.
- Ron: Kim, I need some advice. "You're embarking on a journey that will change your life. What snacks would you bring along?"
- Kim: Don't tell me you got sucked in by this Animology craze.
- Ron: "Craze"? I think not. Animology is a window into your innermost self.
- Kim: Ron, it's a lame cross between astrology and a personality quiz.
- Ron: Not even close. Animology assigns you a color and an animal. It's science, Kim.
- Kim: Thanks, but I have a life.
- Ron: It predicts your perfect mate. Tell me you don't wanna know your perfect mate.
- Kim: Not if he's some... blue baboon!
- Ron: Don't even joke, Kim. A blue baboon would be disastrous for you.
- Kim: ( Sighs ) I pass on the fad, Ron. Okay, let's get started.
- Bonnie: Do you mind? Some of us are trying to concentrate.
- Jr.: I cannot wait to unlock my innermost self!
- Sr.: I would prefer to unlock that vault in the weapons research facility. Oh, dear, here comes that pompous... Philippe! Philippe Boullion! Won't you join us for some lunch?
- Philippe: My pleasure, Senor Senior, Sr. You so rarely make it to the club these days.
- Sr.: I have an active retirement.
- Philippe: Indeed. I understand your latest "hobby" is quite unique.
- Jr.: Father wants to conquer the world.
- Philippe: Well, who doesn't? But the Billionaire's Club prizes...discretion and obscenely large personal fortunes.
- Sr.: I assure you, Philippe, though my pastime is pricey, I still possess the requisite billions for club membership.
- Philippe: Of course... We checked.
- Sr.: Then, how can I help you?
- Philippe: Senor... A member in a melee with an American cheerleader? It reflects, how shall I say? Poorly on the club.
- Sr.: What are you saying, Phillipe?
- Philippe: That I am revoking your club membership. I'll take that.
- % Bell ringing.
- Bonnie: Amelia! Over here!
- Amelia: I heard you're a lavendar mouse. I'm a red otter. Major conflict.
- Kim: ( Slurping )
- Ron: I finished the Animology test.
- Kim: Lemme guess. Blue baboon?
- Ron: Worse. I'm a pink sloth, Kim.
- Kim: A pink sloth?
- Ron: Sloth! The lowest of the low. "The pink sloth is an outcast, a follower, socially inept and smellsof overripe fruit!" I do not smell of overripe fruit!
- Rufus: ( Choking )
- Ron: I wonder if they have a pink naked mole rat.
- Kim: ( Gasps ) Ron, your stupid book! Hmm... "You arrive at the multiplex, only to find that the movie you've come to see is sold out." Hmm.
- Jr.: Father, if I was a tree, which tree do you think I would be?
- Sr.: One that would be banned from the billionaire club, Junior. This insult gives me no choice but revenge!
- Jr.: There are other clubs for the obscenly wealthy.
- Sr.: Not the point. World-class villains are defined by disproportionate revenge. Perhaps I engineer a crash of financial markets that freezes the club's assets.
- Jr.: ( Chuckles ) That would require a large freezer.
- Sr.: I was not speaking literally, my son. ( Sipping ) Or was I?
- Jim: Let's eat!
- Kim's Mom: What is taking Kim so long?
- Kim's Dad: She's working on some big test. Didn't catch the subject.
- Kim: This should not be this hard. If the movie I want to see is sold out, I leave. But that makes me seem stubborn. I'll see something else. That's flexible. Or, it could mean I'm weak.
- Kim's Mom: Kimmy, aren't you coming down to dinner?
- Kim: Just start without me, Mom. I'm totally swamped!
- Kim's Mom: What exactly is swamping you?
- Kim: Animology. It says what kind of person you are. Not that I believe it. It's just for laughs.
- Kim's Mom: Sounds like fun. I'll put your plate in the microwave.
- Kim: Thanks, Mom. I'll just be a few.
- Kim's Mom: Go to bed, Kim.
- Kim: Night, Mom. Love you. "A mysterious stranger calls your name. You're most likely to..." I'm a blue fox, Dad.
- Kim's Dad: Uh... super. Did you know that the blue fox is a born leader? "Can't resist a challenge, driven to excel... a perfectionist."
- Kim's Mom: That explains the all-nighter.
- Kim's Dad: Hold the phone! "The perfect soulmate of the blue fox is the yellow trout." Soulmate. I think Kimmy's a bit young to be looking for a "soulmate," or any kind of mate.
- Kim's Mom: In a few days, Kimmy will have forgotten all about yellow trouts. This whole Animology business is just a silly teen fad.
- Kim's Dad: Hmm... If you say so. So, uh... What are you?
- Kim's Mom: Teal cat. You?
- Kim's Dad: Beige raccoon.
- Both: Soulmates!
- Boy#1: I'm a yellow... bear, which is cool.
- Amelia: Guess what? That hottie in english is a yellow... rabbit!
- Ron: You were right, K.P. Animology is completely bogus.
- Rufus: Pah! Bogus!
- Kim: I don't know if I'd go that...
- Ron: Because there is no way Ron Stoppable is a pink sloth.
- Wade: Kim. I got that info you wanted.
- Kim: Oh, no big. Just give it to me later.
- Wade: But you said it was the highest priority. "Utmost rush"?
- Kim: Whenever's fine.
- Ron: No, no, no. Go ahead, Wade. Important news will be a welcome break from this Animology garbage.
- Wade: Okay, I checked all school databases, Kim, but there's no way to tell who's a yellow trout.
- Ron: You took the test?
- Kim: I'm a blue fox. I can't resist a challenge.
- Ron: I can't believe you are into Animology.
- Kim: I am not "into" it, Ron. I took the test for laughs. No big.
- % Kimmunicator beeps.
- Kim: Who's the yellow trout?
- Ron: So into it.
- Wade: Still looking, but you did get an interesting hit on the site. From Pop Pop Porter.
- Kim: Who?
- Ron: Shame on you, K.P. Pop Pop is the genius revolutionized the heat-and-eat snack industry.
- Wade: Pop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs?
- Ron: Nature's perfect food.
- Kim: Have you ever read what's in them?
- Ron: That would be stupid.
- Kim: I avoid fried foods.
- Ron: Never fried! Flash-frozen.
- Wade: Streaming the video.
- Pop Pop: I need your help, little lady. Someone stole my state- of-the-art flash-freezing cryovator.
- Ron: No flash-freezer? That means no mini corn dogs!
- Wade: No bite-sized goodness?
- Boys: No!!
- Kim: Pull yourself together and get me the downlow on this cryovator.
- Wade: I have this commercial.
- Commercial: ( Singing )
- Are you hungry?
- Then dive right in
- Our mini corn dogs are a man's best friend
- These bite-sized doggies are sure to please
- Made from Pop Pop'scorny secret recipe
- We flash-freeze the flavor
- That's why they're guaranteed
- Pop Pop Porter's mini corn dogs
- Pop Pop: Flash-frozen flavor, folks.
- Ron: You gotta love little corn doggie.
- Kim: Yeah... Okay. We'll need a ride.
- Wade: Pop Pop's on it.
- % Engine approaching.
- Ron: Dang! That's a big little corn doggie.
- Pop Pop: Here we are, little lady. The scene of the crime.
- Kim: ( Sniffling )
- Ron: ( Sobbing )
- Rufus: ( Wailing )
- Kim: Do you smell that?
- Ron: ( Sniffling )
- Pop Pop: Are you feeling right, son?
- Ron: It's too heinous for words. I just love your product!
- Pop Pop: Don't do that.
- Kim: It smells so... ( Sniffs ) familiar. Wade, I need an air quality analysis.
- Wade: Activating olfactory sensors.
- % Snorting.
- Pop Pop: The real shame is that these little doggies'll go to waste, unless somebody eats 'em, and soon.
- % Ron, Rufus groan.
- % Kimmunicator beeps.
- Kim: Go, Wade.
- Wade: That smell? Cologne. Very expensive. Custom-blended for an exclusive clientele. Guess who's on the list.
- Kim: Senor Senior, Jr.
- Wade: Right.
- Ron: The Senor's plan is pure evil. Wait until the world is in a mini corn dog famine, then make us pay, pay big.
- Kim: Senor Senior's after something bigger than mini corn dogs.
- Ron: What could be biggerthan mimi corn dogs?
- Kim: You are such a pink sloth.
- Ron: One: Animology is bogus, and two: Senior's after corn dogs.
- Kim: Is not, is not. Look at this lair. He's all about big crimes.
- Ron: Mini corn dogs.
- Kim: Crime.
- Ron: Corn dog.
- Kim: Crime. Ron! Look! The cryovator.
- Ron: Snack thief!
- Kim: Shh! ( Sniffing ) The cologne!
- Ron: ( Screaming )
- Both: ( Yelling )
- Rufus: ( Squealing )
- Both: ( Struggling )
- Sr.: Ah, Kim Possible. And so our little game of cat and mouse goes on, eh?
- Ron: Are we the cat or the mouse?
- Jr.: ( Laughing ) Mouse.
- Ron: But we were stalking you. That's cattish, my friend.
- Jr.: This is a good point.
- Kim: No, it's not.
- Ron: Let the corn dogs go, Senor Senior!
- Sr.: Dear boy, this is not about tiny breaded sausages.
- Kim: Mmm-hmm.
- Ron: You blue foxes think you know everything.
- Jr.: Blue fox? You study the Animology?
- Sr.: Oh, please, Junior. Do not start. The time has come to prove my villainous mettle. First, I will flash-freeze you.
- Ron: You don't need to prove anything.
- Sr.: Well, that is very kind, but... it is part of my plan. You
understand.
- % Beeping.
- % Mechanical whirring.
- % Screaming.
- Sr.: Next, I will freeze the billionaire's club from which I was so rudely ejected.
- Ron: You're doing all this just to tweak some other rich guys?
- Sr.: Yes. Wonderful, isn't it?
- Kim: You can freeze us, but there is no way Pop Pop Poter's little cryovator can freeze an entire building.
- Sr.: Actually, it's more of an island. Which is why we studied Pop Pop's cryovation technology to create... this.
- Kim: That oughta do it.
- Ron: Do you realize the jumbo mini corn dogs you could flash-freeze with that... Ow!
- Sr.: ( Sighs ) I will miss our fearsome rivalry, Kim Possible. Come, Junior. Junior!
- Jr.: Father! I am the yellow trout!
- Kim: ( Shuddering ) No!! Junior's a yellow trout?! Gross!
- Ron: K.P., don't you think we have bigger problems?
- Kim: My perfect match cannot be Senor Senior, Jr.
- Ron: I'm sure you'll be happy together... if he can defrost you!
- Kim: Rufus! Push the red button!
- Rufus: ( Straining )
- Kim: He's too light!
- Ron: Rufus! Look in my pocket. Scarf 'em!
- % Gulping, panting.
- % Gulping, panting.
- % Gulping, panting.
- Rufus: Ah!
- % Sloshing.
- Kim: Hurry, Rufus!
- Rufus: ( Straining )
- Ron: Now I'm cold.
- % Machinery winding down.
- Rufus: ( Sighing )
- Kim: Good little hairless rodent.
- Rufus: ( Groaning )
- Ron: Corn dogs rock! Why can't I feel my feet? I've got footsicles! Maybe if I...whoa, whoa! Whoa!
- % Crashing.
- % Ron struggling.
- Kim: We need to find something to get us to the Billionaire's club.
- Ron: I think we'll manage.
- Kim: If Animology says that Senor Senior, Jr.'s my soulmate, I say, forget Animology.
- Ron: Done and done.
- Rufus: ( High-pitched raspberry ) ( Shrieking )
- Ron: Rufus!
- Rufus: ( Screaming ) Whoa! ( Yelling )
- Ron: Buddy, are you all right?
- Rufus: Whoo-hoo!
- Philippe: Well, he knows he's not welcome here. Senor Senior, Sr. won't darken our door again.
- % Helicopter buzzing.
- Sr.: Release the tether line, Junior. Junior!
- Jr.: It says the yellow trout cares only about himself. They make that sound like a bad thing.
- Sr.: Activate the solar panels. Initiate freezer start-up.
- % Panicked screams.
- Philippe: My caviar! It's Beluga... ow!
- Sr.: I am revoking your club, Bouillon!
- Jr.: My perfect match is the blue fox. I'd like to know this blue fox person.
- % Kimmunicator beeps.
- Kim: Wade, what have you got?
- Wade: This giant cryovator's solar-powered. No plug to pull!
- Kim: So what can we do?
- Wade: Destroy it?
- Ron: Follow the money?
- Jr.: Did we not leave Kim Possible on a conveyor belt to her doom?
- Sr.: Yes. A proper villain always leaves his foe when he's about to expire.
- Jr.: Why?
- Sr.: Well, it would be bad form just to lull about, waiting for it.
- Jr.: Why?
- Sr.: Tradition! She's really testing my patience, this Kim Possible.
- Philippe: Help! Anybody?
- Kim: I'll get you! Okay, this is gonna get a little warm.
- Philippe: ( Screaming ) Yeow!! You wouldn't want to dash in and fetch my caviar, would you? I thought not.
- Kim: Look out!
- Jr.: Why did you not just aim the laser at their bodies?
- Sr.: Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father.
- % Beeping.
- Ron: You blue foxesthink you know everything.
- Sr.: Farewell, Kim Possible. It's been, as you say, a blast!
- Ron: You blue foxes... ( Echoing ) Blue foxes... Blue foxes...
- Jr.: ( Shrieking ) No!! You must not harm my blue fox!
- Kim: Get down!
- Sr.: Do you understand why I am angry?
- Jr.: Kim Possible, you are the blue fox. I am the yellow trout. We are meant to be. We are... soulmates!
- Sr.: Junior! Dating an arch foe is... spitting upon villain tradition.
- Jr.: But, father!
- Sr.: Back to the lair with you! Tradition dictates we must begin to plot our revenge immediately!
- Kim: Wow. I think my blue fox thing has just saved us.
- Ron: That was weird.
- Kim: I guess Animology isn't all bad. Wade?
- Wade: Morning, Kim. Did you get the flowers?
- Kim: Uh, yeah.
- Wade: There's an e-card. I'll stream it.
- Jr.: My blue fox, I count the hours until my father's criminal activities bring us near again. Mwah!
- Wade: That is so beautiful! ( Laughing )
- Kim: And so, yellow trout.
- Ron: I don't want to hear another word about Animology! Ron Stoppable is no pink sloth!
- Amelia: Whew! That's a relief. A pink sloth is supposed to be my soulmate.
- Ron: Soul...?! Amelia! Wait! I'm a textbook sloth! Outcast, follower, socially inept! I smell like corn dogs! We're made for each other!