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Gimme the Wand is a musical villain song of Norm the Genie and Cosmo in the episode, Fairy Idol.

Featuring[]

Lyrics[]

[Verse 1: Norm the Genie]
I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
what that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp,
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at three
And that's pretty dang annoying to me

[Pre-Chrous: Norm the Genie]

I want that crazy power you fairies got

To grant those wishes that you grant a lot

Hey!

To give each and every child a great big smile

To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot

[Chorus: Norm the Genie]

Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde,
if you give me the wand
(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)

[speaking]

Timmy: Wow. He's good. Tricky and untrustworthy, but good!

Wanda: Well, I'll have to be better.

Cosmo: Allow me! During the first part of the song, I poofed home and got this.

Timmy: "How to sing like Diana DeGarmo"? You picked a female voice?!

Cosmo: Hey! She's number one on the charts, and she's my little boo. I'll take it from here, baby!

[Verse 2: Cosmo & Norm]
I'm a... oh hang on,
F-A-I-R-Y
We did our very best
for this buck toothed guy
(Shoop-bah-doo-bop-Dooby-doo-wah!)
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job

Well, duh.
But give us
One more try
You really can't deny

[Chorus: Both Cosmo & Norm]
Give us the wand, we'll have a ball
(Doot-doot-bop-dooby-doo-zow!)
Give me the wand

[Wanda]
He'll enslave you all!
(Doot-doot-bop-dooby-doo-zow!)

[Chrous: Both Cosmo & Norm]
Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bop-dooby-doo-zow!)

We really hope, you all respond

Come on, give us the wand

And set me free

(Doot-doot-bop-dooby-doo-zow)

Give us the wand, and hear our plea
(Doot-doot-bop-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
(Doot-doot-bop-dooby-doo-zow)
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand.

Trivia[]

  • This song sounds vaguely similar to "Friend Like Me" from Disney's Aladdin, sung by the Genie.
  • In this song, Cosmo's singing voice is done by Diana DeGarmo instead of his regular voice actor Daran Norris.
    • In the Latin Spanish dub, Cosmo's voice actor, Sergio Sáez, also voiced Norm the Genie.
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