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"I hate everything! I hate cats, I hate this day. I'm going to bed... which I hate!"

"Fine! If she can't remember our anniversary..."

"...then I'm not gonna be around for her not to remember any more anniversaries with!"

"Huh?"

"I'm going home to my mommy!"

"And I'm taking..."

"...my half of the magic with me!"

"Happy anniversary, Cosmo!"

"You mean, you remembered?"

"Of course."

"Every fairy knows that the 9,895th anniversary is the false anger anniversary."

"Every fairy except Cosmo! He thinks it's real anger!"

"And he's so upset..."

"...he went home to his mother!"

"His mother?"

"Mama Cosma!?"

"Oh no, that's really bad!"

"She doesn't even know Cosmo and I have been married 9,895 years."

"What does she think he's been doing..."

"...for almost 10,000 years?"

"Did you get the milk, Cosmo?"

"It seems like you've been gone for 10,000 years."

"Mama, I have a confession to make."

"I wasn't exactly out..."

"...getting milk."

"Well, as long as you weren't out..."

"...getting married to that Wanda girl..."

"...then I still love you."

"But mama, I did get married to Wanda!"

"And I had a fight, with Wanda!"

"Oh, poor Cosmo!"

"I told you she was horrible."

"Good thing you didn't marry her."

"But I did..."

"...marry her!"